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Posted: Thursday, December 12, 2013 9:47:23 AM

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Have you ever used a bidet, and what are your thoughts on them? Question is for both females and males. There is one in our new house and I'm not sure on if i want to keep it or get rid of it.
Magical_felix
Posted: Thursday, December 12, 2013 9:50:06 AM

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I would keep it just so I could tell people I don't like that it is a drinking fountain with the best filtration technology developed in Europe.



pentup47
Posted: Thursday, December 12, 2013 10:55:33 AM

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OMG. The bloody French. Their sanctimoneous concern about pussy cleaniness. ffs! Musty smelling quims are gorgeous!
Magical_felix
Posted: Thursday, December 12, 2013 11:06:33 AM

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pentup47 wrote:
OMG. The bloody French. Their sanctimoneous concern about pussy cleaniness. ffs! Musty smelling quims are gorgeous!


Bidets aren't for normal smells. They are for piss flaps.



SventheElder
Posted: Thursday, December 12, 2013 12:21:05 PM

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In 50 years time you might think differently - Bidets definitely become more useful the older you get.....
dpw
Posted: Thursday, December 12, 2013 12:59:38 PM

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Larry2013 wrote:
Have you ever used a bidet, and what are your thoughts on them? Question is for both females and males. There is one in our new house and I'm not sure on if i want to keep it or get rid of it.

Yes I've used them, they're very hygenic. I.d keep it and use it.
thesexynun
Posted: Thursday, December 12, 2013 6:05:53 PM

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I would love to have one

I mean you can clean your areas after certain activities and be all fresh and divine again

love them

especially the ones with warm water

ooo weee...lol

" smile..it is the second best thing to do with your LIPS!"
Guest
Posted: Friday, December 13, 2013 2:49:03 AM

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Yes I like them.
Muffinman82
Posted: Saturday, December 14, 2013 2:44:39 AM

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Yes, bidet is a basic hygiene tool in my area.
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Posted: Saturday, December 14, 2013 3:51:09 AM

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I like them, so much easier to keep up with your hygiene needs.
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Posted: Saturday, December 14, 2013 4:45:40 AM

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Magical_felix wrote:
I would keep it just so I could tell people I don't like that it is a drinking fountain with the best filtration technology developed in Europe.


Seriously now!!! Hahahahaha!! :D :p
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Posted: Saturday, December 14, 2013 4:45:47 AM

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Magical_felix wrote:
I would keep it just so I could tell people I don't like that it is a drinking fountain with the best filtration technology developed in Europe.


Seriously now!!! Hahahahaha!! :D :p
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Posted: Saturday, December 14, 2013 5:00:46 AM

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I'd definitely get shut of it,,,,,Then replace it with a Sybian!

Muffinman82
Posted: Saturday, December 14, 2013 6:14:32 AM

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Most Eastern civilizations (Yes, I am Middle Eastern) use some form of washing tool after toilet use. It's kinda ironic because the Bidet is a French invention, yet it is more popular in Eastern countries than in France.

Read here for further details: the-vu.com/2010/12/wash-don%E2%80%99t-wipe-your-butt/

add www. to the link.


And most westerns I've talked with about this matter automatically think that we use it instead of toilet papers, that's entirely not true. We use bidet AND toilet papers, they are used hand to hand and toilet papers are used for drying down there too. We use it after taking a dump and ladies also use it to wash the vagina after peeing as well. I personally wash my penis after peeing as well, but not with a bidet, I just put some water on toilet paper and sometime with very little soap, any woman offering me a blowjob deserves a clean penis after all :lol:. And no, a daily shower isn't enough for that since it's not possible to take a shower after every time you use the toilet.

I've dated an American woman once and when she went to my place she asked me what's the other "chair" for in the toilet *faceplam* sad1 , the idea of doing anal and cunnilingus with her became so unappealing.

AlecTheTrish1
Posted: Tuesday, January 14, 2014 3:30:48 PM

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Definitely yes. I put one in when I put an extension on the house with a new bathroom. Tyhe bidet gets used as much as the toilet.
Eodman
Posted: Wednesday, January 15, 2014 11:09:07 AM

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But why would you need a drinking fountain when the urinals have those big mints in them?????
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Posted: Wednesday, January 15, 2014 6:05:48 PM

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they were standard in a very low budget hotel I stayed at in Italy and I used it once just to say I did, needless to say I do not feel the need to ever spend the money to own one myself. That said, if it came with your house you may as well keep it. I was surprised to see on in my low budget hotel because they are associated with wealth and status here in the states so having one in your house is kinda impressive!!


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Posted: Wednesday, January 15, 2014 7:52:46 PM

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It's rare you would see one in someone's bathroom in Australia. I've never used one but I can see the logic in their purpose.
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Posted: Wednesday, January 15, 2014 9:26:20 PM

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Putting a bidet in the bed of my pick up truck, so I can be fresh after a hard day of muddin'.

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Posted: Wednesday, January 15, 2014 10:23:37 PM

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Buz wrote:
Putting a bidet in the bed of my pick up truck, so I can be fresh after a hard day of muddin'.



I'm guessing you're not fond of the idea no
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Posted: Thursday, January 16, 2014 2:34:01 PM

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You mean they are not for washing your feet?dontknow

Buz
Posted: Thursday, January 16, 2014 4:37:44 PM

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trinket wrote:
It's rare you would see one in someone's bathroom in Australia. I've never used one but I can see the logic in their purpose.


Bidets are fine. I don't see any here in the States, but I've given my heinie a few rinses in Europe before.

I was thinking of marketing a portable fold up bidet that you can hook up to any outside water spicket. Maybe one with a pump so you can use creek water when you're camping in the woods. Would y'all buy one?

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Posted: Friday, January 17, 2014 3:28:08 AM

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Buz wrote:


Bidets are fine. I don't see any here in the States, but I've given my heinie a few rinses in Europe before.

I was thinking of marketing a portable fold up bidet that you can hook up to any outside water spicket. Maybe one with a pump so you can use creek water when you're camping in the woods. Would y'all buy one?



I could positively say I wouldn't buy one Buz however I would take one if you were giving them for free. Would be an excellent conversation piece for my bar area. What do you say?drunken
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Posted: Friday, January 17, 2014 4:22:17 AM

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On a trip, my girls and I stayed at an upscale hotel which had one in the bath. Needless to say, the girls fell in love with it as it was much easier for them to fully clean themselves.

I'm looking at how I can shuffle things in my bathroom in the house to fit one in.
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Posted: Friday, January 17, 2014 5:18:45 PM

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I have seen plenty of Bidet's in the states. I love a bidet.... It saves on waste (pun intended), so you don't have to use tissue or wipes. It's a sure way to feel fresh and CLEAN. bootyshake
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Posted: Friday, January 17, 2014 5:42:02 PM

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There are these amazing bidet style toilets I've used at upscale places where there's a remote touch screen on the wall and you can specially program it to do different things. The seats warm for you, you can program gentle rhythmic pulsations with the water, stronger ones, swirly anal ones. Then it blows warm air to dry you up.

They are sooo amazing. And kind of a turn on too. Embarassed

I want one.

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Posted: Saturday, January 18, 2014 4:03:04 PM

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I've used one, would like one but haven't the space for one. If you have a better use for the space and don't like the bidet then the decision is made.
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Posted: Saturday, March 22, 2014 3:42:10 AM

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My family live in the Middle East and all of the bathrooms but one have a bidet. I must say I really enjoy them. They are a nice way to make sure that you're really clean after going to the loo. Plus, I have to confess that a well aimed jet can be a very stimulating means of masturbating. Additionally if you turn around and position yourself just right. Its a great way to have a refreshing enema, either purely for the pleasure it gives, or maybe in preparation of fun to come.
naughtykellypreston
Posted: Saturday, March 22, 2014 3:56:06 AM

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i think a bidet is very hygienic, it doesn't matter who or why it was invented.

ladies there is great pleasure derived from this little thing. if, like me, you are into pee play this thing squirts water on your clitand really feels good.
keoloke
Posted: Tuesday, March 25, 2014 8:10:41 PM

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I have it used extensively while in Europe. It’s easy to understand its great use and function. If you think about it, it should be a necessity. It quickly cleans in a way that you could never do unless you hop in the shower. It’s somewhat incredible that hasn't caught up (although there are) here in the US. Newer standalone units have several controls for the flow of water, some can even blow warm air… you’re never leave it.

Most people still do use the paper, they just further clean (properly?) into the bidet.

Hardware and some dept. stores also carry small attachment for the existing toilet so to… aahhhh bellissimo!




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