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Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 15, 2010 9:24:48 PM

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Well you got it.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 15, 2010 9:25:26 PM

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Posted: Thursday, April 15, 2010 9:29:20 PM

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, April 15, 2010 9:30:42 PM

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Yep. Even I catch on, sometimes.

Now my friends online number is down to three, including thee. So the lack of any activity other than us makes a bit more sense.

Speaking of friends, how do you handle that? I'm a bit picky and tend to skip brand-new members, especially those with skimpy bios and no submissions. Should I be more inclusive?

Rumple Foreskin rr

eta: It's funny. I don't care for Texas swing but whenever I listen to BW, I start to smile.


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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 15, 2010 9:31:12 PM

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Yes .,, I feel like we are the only ones.,, They dont have the talent we have .,, must be something in thewater..
Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 15, 2010 9:34:46 PM

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I put them on my list,, if I feel a little easy about them . ,, but if I dont see any action out of them soon .,,, then they get deleted.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, April 15, 2010 9:34:50 PM

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Don't know about the water--its is, after all, a bit rust-colored and smells like rotten eggs. IMHO, it's the beer and associates.

Rumple Foreskin rr

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

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Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 15, 2010 9:35:46 PM

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Probably the best answer.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, April 15, 2010 9:40:48 PM

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Oh, I've got a lot of answers. Sometimes they even match the questions.

Shameless, I hate to break up the party, but my butt is getting tired. Hope to see you in a "serious server error" free morning.

If you don't mind, turn out the lava lamp when you leave.


Rumple Foreskin rr

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 15, 2010 9:43:22 PM

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Word on the street is this place is nothing but trouble and trouble makers. Sounds like the kind a place a guy can make his 400th post in peace.

I hear the women around her like to party, well that is what the poster outside said.


Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 15, 2010 9:48:03 PM

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Welcome Kyle .,, You have definately came to the right place.,, If you will hang and rattle a bit ,, I will see if the Rev. Rump has time to do one more Baptizing before he retires for the night.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 15, 2010 9:59:17 PM

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I don't know about Baptizing after seeing what you did to this guy.


Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 15, 2010 10:01:24 PM

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Good night folks .,, I am turning out the lava lamp .
Servies .,, and all bar room activities will resume in the morning . ,, when the Rev. Rump gets here. Goodnight .,, and If you cant drive then .,, Walk.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 15, 2010 10:02:08 PM

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Well he does look a little put out now!!
Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 15, 2010 10:07:16 PM

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I thought you would like it. I don't know how you could do that to a cat and not get cut to pieces.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 15, 2010 10:08:44 PM

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I have a few of those myself.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 4:54:19 AM

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Morning, to all Lush groovers and groovette3s. Coffee's on. Help yourself. Just don't make a mess, and clean up after you do.

Glad to see Kyle dropped by. Many thanks to Shameless for hanging around and picking up my slack..

Today's the birthday of Edie Adams. Some of you may remember her as the original "White Owl Girl" and from her role as Sid Ceaser's wife in the movie, "It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World."



She was a great singer, actress, and comedian, not to mention one of my early lush objects. She was also the wife of Ernie Kovacs, one of the pioneer in TV comedy. This video is probably their most famous bit, The Nairobi Trio. He's in the middle. She's the one who beats him on the head. Enjoy.



Rumple Foreskin rr

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Southern_Sass
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 5:25:57 AM

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Good Morning yall. OOOOOOOOH coffee yay! Thsi is just my second visit, but I can sooo see myself here. Yall have a good one.

Southern_Sass
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 5:26:39 AM

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See I soooo need coffee, cant spell worth crap...hehehe

Guest
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 6:18:30 AM

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Good Morning HollyB ,, And Rev. Rump. ,, I think I will just help myself to the coffee and maybe some 2 day ol pizza here .
I got a lot to do today, So I better start off with the (Breakfast of Champions) .. !!!
Algol
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 7:22:06 AM

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Good morning all... HollyB, good to see you again.

The coffee is get a bit thick there Rev. I'll need a little whiskey to cut it a bit.

Was Lois ok after she banged her head after stumbling in last night... wait, what’s that under the pool table... LOIS, is that... oh sorry Rev. didn't mean to disturb you, are you cleaning? clown





Algol

Algol
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 7:25:52 AM

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Kyle, Glad you could stop by and bring you lovely friends it looks like ya'll will fit right in!

Congratulations on number 400! What are you drinking?


Algol

Southern_Sass
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 7:58:03 AM

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NEED... MORE... COFFEE lmao

Guest
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 8:49:06 AM

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Coming right up Ladycoffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee
Southern_Sass
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 9:37:51 AM

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TYTYTYTYTYTYTY hehehehe

Southern_Sass
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 9:41:19 AM

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but its 5 oclock somewhere, right?


Guest
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 10:00:45 AM

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Good morning/afternoon Mr. Foreskin, one and all. I'll have a sweet tea to start off my Friday. I've got ribeyes thawing, bakers cleaned and liquor cabinet stocked. All I need is for my Marine to get his cute butt home so we can start the week-end. In the meantime, I'll harass the customers in here. hello1
Southern_Sass
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 10:15:06 AM

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sounds like a plan... hope yall have fun

bisubbiebunny
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 10:16:57 AM

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-walks in, swaying her hips to the beat of "carry out", which she was listening to on her ipod. she gracefully walked over to the pool table and racked up the balls. Before she did she chaked up and grabed a pool stick. she bent over and smiled a wicked smile as she shifted her hips to the left and right, which in turned shaked her little white tail, then she took her shot, pocketing the 1 & 5 balls. she walked around the table and started to dance using the pool stick before she took her next shot-

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 10:57:22 AM

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Something tells me Bunny is an expert at rotation.

Holly, welcome back. I'm not sure, but you might go a little easy on the caffeine. Maybe throw in some Bailey's to tone it down a bit and mellow you out.

Chef, be careful. I'm told some Marines will try to take advantage of a woman.

And here's a little something for Shameless and Al.




You two share and share alike. There's PLENTY to go around.

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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