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Guest
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 12:12:49 PM

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Chef, be careful. I'm told some Marines will try to take advantage of a woman.


I'm counting on it Rump. Refill please. I know I can trust you with my sweet tea. Any good Southern gentleman knows how to make sweet tea.
Algol
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 12:18:36 PM

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Damn Rev. You're going to have Shameless in a trance with his tongue hang'n outevil4

I have a tall cold one this work day is about over!

Hey Chef how's it going sounds like you in for a great weekend cheers Baby!

HollyB, I have to ask… what is the tat on your lovely breast of, sorry darlin, my old eyes can't make it out.


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bisubbiebunny
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 12:54:34 PM

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could someone plz get me a screwdriver? thanks

Algol
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 1:41:58 PM

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Here you go Ms. Bunny, I gotcha one better this is a Slow Comfortable Screw... Enjoy3601



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Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 1:58:10 PM

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Hey Chef how's it going sounds like you in for a great weekend cheers Baby!


Thanks Al. Hope your week was a good one. And your week-end is even better.
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 5:28:42 PM

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Well ,, I finally made it . Got my first new job done today .,, And it is time for BudIce please .
Algol
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 7:24:18 PM

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You got it kid... Would you like a shot with that?

Cheers...occasion5

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Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 7:28:50 PM

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Yes ,, and a shot of the new girl ..,,, man I love that southern sound,!!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 7:36:09 PM

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Evening-type, greetings.

Don't know about the rest of you, but, I always figure any day that winds up w/o finding me in jail or the emergency room has gotta be counted a good one. That now being the case, drinks are on the house.

Rumple Foreskin rr


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Guest
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 7:42:09 PM

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Thank You Rev. Rump ,, I dont mind if I do .
Are you having a bad day ,, or are you just tired??
Algol
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 7:58:23 PM

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Thank you Rumple, I'm glad you're home and on the computer and not in the stockade or the E.R.

Irish whiskey neat please...

Algol

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 8:03:58 PM

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Bunny, I'm just cruising down the great info highway and after yesterday, grateful when I don't hit any potholes.

Al, would Bushmill's be okay?

What about you two? Any big plans for the weekend?

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OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:my historical contest also-ranbackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 8:07:57 PM

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Well ,, shameless gets Saturday off . finally ,, but I do need to mow my yard again .
So !! ,, I am thinking that riding the mower and drinking beer = the yard is mowed.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 8:11:44 PM

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This seems to fit my mood this evening.



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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:my historical contest also-ranbackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 8:12:31 PM

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I could not agree more.
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Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 8:16:18 PM

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Evening, Shameless. Have a Bud Ice and chill out.

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OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:my historical contest also-ranbackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 8:19:41 PM

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I can do that .
Say ,, I guess that Zara fellow has took to soujourning somewhere over the rainbow or something ,, aint heard from him in several days .,, although I do kinda miss his philosophical Bull Shit.
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Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 8:20:25 PM

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Bushmill's is fine, thank you... I'm working tomorrow morning until 1 or so then taking the darling wife out in the evening. Sunday... depends on the weather.

Algol

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Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 8:24:09 PM

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Yep. Several irregulars appear to be AWOL. Alan is, of course, still on "sabbatical." and I haven't seen Scooter in some time. Just hope their abiding in some Elysian field and will return soon.

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:my historical contest also-ranbackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

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Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 8:27:03 PM

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I heard from Scooter this morning ,, I think he has been up to something ,, I hope it doesnt involve Bail Money Again.
Algol
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 8:27:53 PM

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The weather here has been really nice I'm going to take a wild guess that Scooter has been smacking the golfball some. this weekend will be cold and wet here he'll be around as will I.coffee

Algol

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Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 8:30:44 PM

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Well ,, I looked at my friends list ,, and it seems as that Zara fellow has removed himself from it .. I bet we never hear from him again.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 8:33:14 PM

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Algol wrote:
The weather here has been really nice I'm going to take a wild guess that Scooter has been smacking the golfball some. this weekend will be cold and wet here he'll be around as will I.coffee

That'd be a goodness.

I agree about the weather hurting business.

Speaking of weather, did you hear about the air-traffic hell they're having in Europe, Seems like damn near the entire continent is a "no-fly zone" after a volcano erupted in Iceland.

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:my historical contest also-ranbackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Algol
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 8:34:47 PM

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Dorothy: My! People come and go so quickly here!

another whiskey please...

Yeah, lots of folks stuck in the airports been there... not too fun, but you do all you can.

Algol

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Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 8:39:06 PM

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Well guys .,, I am going to leave it with you . It is time to do the dishes ,, and fight for a little piece of the bed.
See you in the morning!!
Algol
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 8:40:07 PM

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Have a good one Mr Shameless...

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 8:47:29 PM

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Good luck in the "space wars" on your bed, Shameless.

You know, some folks just won't let you like 'em. A certain customer told me there was a strip poker game going on in the employee lounge. Well, I ain't having none of that--not while they're on the clock, and not w/o dealing me. So with heart all a'flutter, I go charging in only to find this:



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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:my historical contest also-ranbackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, April 16, 2010 10:40:52 PM

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Just so you know:

Our very own Algol, has just posted a "Quickie Sex" story, A CHANCE ENCOUNTER. (there's also a link on his sig line) It's a short, hot, read and includes a redhead. What more could anyone want?

ELJS, one of my "friends" and a very good writer, has posted, ELAINE. It's his first try at BDSM. And while he doesn't care about votes, he sent out a PM saying he'd appreciate comments.

Anytime you post a new story or poem, let us know. Putting a notice on the PUMPLATIONS bulletin board isn't blowing your own horn or bragging but just, "Telling it like it is."

Rumple Foreskin rr

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:my historical contest also-ranbackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Southern_Sass
Posted: Saturday, April 17, 2010 12:14:22 AM

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good evening yall...well hell its mornin lmao

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, April 17, 2010 5:49:33 AM

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Morning, fellow Lushketters. Coffee's on. There's Bailey's and brandy for those looking to start their weekend with a smile.

<---- Be sure to admire my new AV. It's the same tiny tush, just a different pose.

Don't know if you've heard the news, but LUSH now has over 7000 stories posted. That's a prodigious pile of porn.

Just so you young whippersnappers will know, on this day back in 1971 - Joy to the World, by Three Dog Night, made it to the top of the pop music charts. The song was number one for six weeks.



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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:my historical contest also-ranbackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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