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smallbroda91
Posted: Wednesday, December 18, 2013 9:11:22 AM

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My girl once told me that taking after a beer makes you feel like you just had an orgasm. I tried it and man it worked! So now after i drink i don't know if i should Fuck her or just eat some chocolate
thesexynun
Posted: Thursday, December 19, 2013 6:32:53 AM

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I like another beer after having one!!!lol

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shawnababy
Posted: Thursday, December 19, 2013 8:45:01 PM

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Some things go together like Beer and Pizza, but Beer and Chocolate yuck.
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Posted: Friday, December 20, 2013 11:42:39 AM

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No beer or chocolate allowed for me so I guess I'll just have to settle for sex. She gets the chocolate.

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Posted: Saturday, December 21, 2013 2:56:12 PM

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A wiz....Whistle
Guest
Posted: Saturday, December 21, 2013 3:34:47 PM

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Keep the beer I'll take the chocolate & sex
AGreyFoxxx
Posted: Saturday, December 21, 2013 4:48:42 PM

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Beer and sex?......YES!
Chocolate and sex ?.......HELL YES!
beer and chocolate? .....You have GOT to be kidding!!!
jollyjack
Posted: Sunday, December 22, 2013 6:18:01 AM

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What do I prefer after a beer........another five 🍺

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Posted: Monday, December 23, 2013 3:07:22 AM

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[quote=jollyjack]What do I prefer after a beer........another five
You read my mind!
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Guest
Posted: Monday, December 23, 2013 7:59:45 AM

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If there's no welcoming mint on my pillow it would have to be sex Lfunny
Guest
Posted: Monday, December 23, 2013 9:47:09 AM

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Sex and a cigar plus some whiskey!
JimB01
Posted: Tuesday, December 24, 2013 11:29:46 AM

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im greedy I want both
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, December 24, 2013 11:57:30 AM

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Why would you want either of them after beer?
curvygalore
Posted: Tuesday, December 24, 2013 12:40:37 PM

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er, more beer!!!!
BelleduJour
Posted: Thursday, December 26, 2013 1:10:01 PM

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Haineko wrote:
Keep the beer I'll take the chocolate & sex


My thoughts exactly!

kali556
Posted: Thursday, January 28, 2016 11:05:17 AM

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sex then the chocolate

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1lush
Posted: Thursday, January 28, 2016 4:18:25 PM

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Long ago a beer led to sex now sex leads to chocolate for me.
vanessa26
Posted: Thursday, January 28, 2016 4:55:57 PM

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um...............................sex

Leslie26
Posted: Saturday, January 30, 2016 1:22:54 AM

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Why cant I have both? Embarassed
Rick_Valley
Posted: Saturday, January 30, 2016 4:55:21 AM

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In order of preference: sex, beer, chocolate. These things complement each other. A long time ago I had an older girl friend who loved sex, white wine, strawberries, chocolate and bubble baths.
natasha_
Posted: Saturday, January 30, 2016 5:31:59 AM

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Well, after a beer I usually want another beer but that's not in the list so... sex.

I want chocolate practically all the time but one of the few moments when it doesn't even cross my mind is while drinking beer.
BradCarpenter
Posted: Saturday, January 30, 2016 7:20:32 AM

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Why choose? They're both great any time.

Somehow though, this thread reminded me of a girl I dated in college. She lived with her parents so we used "pizza and beer" as a code for "let's have sex."


Please take a look at my latest story: My First Affair
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/my-first-affair.aspx
sprite
Posted: Saturday, January 30, 2016 7:24:49 AM

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BradCarpenter wrote:
Why choose? They're both great any time.

Somehow though, this thread reminded me of a girl I dated in college. She lived with her parents so we used "pizza and beer" as a code for "let's have sex."


funny, we use 'lets have sex' as a code for 'pizza and beer'.



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BradCarpenter
Posted: Saturday, January 30, 2016 8:17:05 AM

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sprite wrote:


funny, we use 'lets have sex' as a code for 'pizza and beer'.


Love it! This was the best laugh I've had all day.

Please take a look at my latest story: My First Affair
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/my-first-affair.aspx
a_chica
Posted: Saturday, January 30, 2016 9:14:12 AM

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how about both simultaneously ... tho not a fan of beer...

simplyjohn
Posted: Saturday, January 30, 2016 10:22:52 AM

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More beer.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 30, 2016 10:29:09 AM

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beer
GrayGhost
Posted: Wednesday, February 10, 2016 1:54:17 PM

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NO Brainer=SEX
honeydipped
Posted: Wednesday, February 10, 2016 4:12:27 PM

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not a beer drinker, so i'll just skip right on to chocolate sex.

dvlslrtung
Posted: Saturday, February 13, 2016 10:42:09 PM

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Sex, Chocolate does not go very good with beer

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