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Guest
Posted: Monday, April 19, 2010 10:29:42 AM

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I wish you the best Rev. Rump. ,, this cant be any fun.
Algol
Posted: Monday, April 19, 2010 10:30:33 AM

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Wow Rumple hope that is the charm... what a pain in the butt... pour yourself a few fingers of Van Winkle on me...

Algol

bisubbiebunny
Posted: Monday, April 19, 2010 2:08:40 PM

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walks inside- hey hook me up with a screwdriver plz.

Algol
Posted: Monday, April 19, 2010 3:10:27 PM

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Bunny you’re getting way too much vitamin C… Try a white Russian, Trust me when I say... "I’m sure you’ll enjoy it."

Algol

Guest
Posted: Monday, April 19, 2010 3:50:08 PM

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Damn now . ,, I missed the women again.
savanna
Posted: Monday, April 19, 2010 3:52:44 PM

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shameless009 wrote:
Damn now . ,, I missed the women again.






We here shameless what happen you also missing and eye
bisubbiebunny
Posted: Monday, April 19, 2010 4:08:24 PM

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wooooooooooooooo-HOOOOOOOOO!!!! guess what everyone?!!!! we should have a party. b/c i just got 2 grants for college!!

Guest
Posted: Monday, April 19, 2010 4:18:22 PM

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Well congratulations Bunny!!
bisubbiebunny
Posted: Monday, April 19, 2010 4:36:33 PM

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thnxs! so.. a party?

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, April 19, 2010 4:36:36 PM

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Thanks for the good wishes, everyone.


Way to go, Ms Bunny!

Just take my advice, when you matriculate, don't do it in front of the student union while classes are changing. evil4 .

Rumple Foreskin rr



Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

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a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
bisubbiebunny
Posted: Monday, April 19, 2010 4:40:53 PM

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hheehehe and thnxs Rump

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, April 19, 2010 6:19:25 PM

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Just posted this on the Book Recommendation thread over on the, Ask The Author forum making this a re-post,. So sue me, then get yourself a copy of:


INHERENT VICE by Thomas Pynchon:

Take as plot the trials and tribulations of a cynical private investigator on the mean streets of a big city, but instead of Phillip Marlow or Sam Spade, make him a dope-smoking, acid dropping hippie, more or less working in LA in 1970, then toss in some sinister, powerful, quirky and/or sexy minor characters along with Pynchon's unique sense of humor and you've got a bestseller. Recommended.

Rumple Foreskin rr

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Algol
Posted: Monday, April 19, 2010 6:25:11 PM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Just posted this on the Book Recommendation thread over on the, Ask The Author forum making this a re-post,. So sue me, then get yourself a copy of:


INHERENT VICE by Thomas Pynchon:

Take as plot the trials and tribulations of a cynical private investigator on the mean streets of a big city, but instead of Phillip Marlow or Sam Spade, make him a dope-smoking, acid dropping hippie, more or less working in LA in 1970, then toss in some sinister, powerful, quirky and/or sexy minor characters along with Pynchon's unique sense of humor and you've got a bestseller. Recommended.

Rumple Foreskin rr


Hey Rumple, Can I get him to help me find my redhead I lost in L.A.?clown

I'll check it out always looking for a good book...

Congratulations Bunny that is awesome

I have a Van Winkle Please... neat.

Algol

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, April 19, 2010 6:48:39 PM

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(hands over a double RVW, neat)

I'm sure he'd be more than willing to search for any missing redhead. Just remember, he's in LA in 1970. Just slide the first available head-shop and ask for "Doc" Sportello. your f



Here's an excerpt:


She came along the alley and up the back steps the way she always used to. Doc hadn’t seen her for over a year. Nobody had. Back then it was always sandals, bottom half of a flower-print bikini, faded Country Joe and the Fish T-shirt. Tonight she was all in flatland gear, hair a lot shorter than he remembered, looking just like she swore she’d never look.

“That you, Shasta? The packaging fooled me there for a minute.”

“Need your help, Doc.”

They stood in the streetlight through the kitchen window there’d never been much point putting curtains over and listened to the thumping of the surf from down the hill. Some nights, when the wind was right, you could hear the surf all over town.

Nobody was saying much. What was this? “So! You know I have an office now? Just like a day job and everything?”

“I looked in the phone book, almost went over there. But then I thought, better for everybody if this looks like a secret rendezvous.”

OK, nothing romantic tonight. Bummer. But it might be a paying gig. “Somebody’s keeping a close eye?”

“Just spent an hour on surface streets trying to make it look good.”

“How about a beer?” He went to the fridge, pulled two cans out of the case he kept inside, handed one to Shasta.

“There’s this guy,” she was saying.

There would be. No point getting emotional. And if he had a nickel for every time he’d heard a client start off this way, he would be over in Hawaii now, loaded day and night, digging the waves at Waimea, or better yet hiring somebody to dig them for him. . . .“Gentleman of the straight-world persuasion,” he beamed.

“OK, Doc. He’s married.”

“Some . . . money situation.”

She shook back hair that wasn’t there and raised her eyebrows so what.

Groovy with Doc. “And the wife—she knows about you?”

Shasta nodded. “But she’s seeing somebody too. Only it isn’t just the usual number—they’re working together on some creepy little scheme.”

“To make off with hubby’s fortune, yea, I think I heard of that happenin’ once or twice around L.A. And . . . you want me to do what exactly?” He found the paper bag he’d brought his supper home in and got busy pretending to scribble notes on it, because straightchick uniform, makeup supposed to look like no makeup or whatever, here came that old well-known hard-on Shasta was always good for sooner or later. Does it ever end, he wondered. Of course it does. It did.


Rumple Foreskin rr





Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
LadyX
Posted: Monday, April 19, 2010 7:00:58 PM

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Hey boys, whats the strongest drink you can make? I feel naughty and need it, whatever it is. No whisky though, can't take that.
Algol
Posted: Monday, April 19, 2010 7:08:11 PM

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It's on the list, Thanks Rumple... excellent bourbon (slides the empty glass down the bar) I'll have another...

Something strong hummm... long island ice tea should fix you right up LadyX...

Algol

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, April 19, 2010 7:10:25 PM

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Well, let's see. The bar's famous, Gorilla Killa, begins with a double-shot of 151-proof rum then gets a serious octane boost.

There's also the ever-popular, Everclear Martini and paint stripper.

Care to try one, or both?

(stare at Al's empty) You, uh, wanna refill, maybe?

Rumple Foreskin rr

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Algol
Posted: Monday, April 19, 2010 7:23:54 PM

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Yes please one more... I want to be here when LadyX finishes the Everclear Martini evil4

Algol

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, April 19, 2010 7:32:25 PM

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The Everclear Martini is a wonderous elixir. It's right up there with an unlimited American Express Gold card as an agent of seduction.

Rumple Foreskin rr

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, April 19, 2010 8:19:39 PM

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I'm outta here for tonight. But I'm leaving the lava lamp on for late evening carousers.




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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Monday, April 19, 2010 8:20:40 PM

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The folks over in the book club are going to think I lost my mind .,, I posted my part over there. ,, and I aint doing it again!!!
Southern_Sass
Posted: Monday, April 19, 2010 9:41:47 PM

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late niter...hehehe i need a drink yall, who is the bar keep?


Guest
Posted: Monday, April 19, 2010 10:24:48 PM

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I suppose that would be me.,, What will you have.??
Algol
Posted: Tuesday, April 20, 2010 4:47:51 AM

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shameless009 wrote:
The folks over in the book club are going to think I lost my mind .,, I posted my part over there. ,, and I aint doing it again!!!


Yes, I replied to you there then I had to edit and recommend book... Shameless cause'n trouble laughing6

Coffee please...

Algol

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, April 20, 2010 4:59:34 AM

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Me too!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, April 20, 2010 6:03:09 AM

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Goooood Morning, RUMPLATIONS! Coffee's one. Got a dozen or so glazed doughnuts, 100% fat and calorie free, the do-nut guy said. Help yourself.

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
savanna
Posted: Tuesday, April 20, 2010 6:04:47 AM

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Good Morning Men and ladies, Rump how is the eye?



Hope you all have a great day.

savanna
Posted: Tuesday, April 20, 2010 6:07:01 AM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Goooood Morning, RUMPLATIONS! Coffee's one. Got a dozen or so glazed doughnuts, 100% fat and calorie free, the do-nut guy said. Help yourself.

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Here let me help with the mixture Rump

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, April 20, 2010 6:19:54 AM

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Scooter done poked me. Do you think I need to get a vaccination?

Savanna also gave me a poke, but that A-Ok.

Morning, Savanna. Feel free to help anytime, anyway, lil' darlin'.

Thanks for the good wishes about my eye. It's a bit more beat up than usual so the doc's gonna go back in and futz with the retina some more. When it comes to eye-ball work, I'm a semi-pro patiient.

Rumple Foreskin rr

eta: Read your anniversary notice, Shameless. We'll have to observe the great even with due pomp and circumstance.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Algol
Posted: Tuesday, April 20, 2010 6:25:46 AM

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Arrr.. it’s me buxom beauty Savanna, come in for a bit of grog did ye girl... How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?evil4

I'd be head'n to the surgeon be'n scotter poked me... Arrrr.....

How about a bit of rum ye lubber... (sorry all Savanna's pirate outfit got me going)

Algol

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