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Weavindreams
Posted: Friday, January 17, 2014 7:26:39 PM

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Oh boy this I gotta hear. Do they want to burn us at the stake or what? I've never met a witch before AFTER we post bail how's about go somewhere get a bite to eat and talk?


Hmm from the sounds I'm hearing below dancing around a fire naked with this lady and nicki hmmmmm


Guest
Posted: Friday, January 17, 2014 7:31:18 PM

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Tranquil wrote:
Shhh just don't let them in on the fortune telling (its making us huge money on the side but illegal in many states i assume)


I race to hide our crystal ball. We are gentle women who grow herbs we tell them. I even munch some cilantro.
jjustjenny
Posted: Friday, January 17, 2014 8:01:45 PM

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Mmmm Cilantro is fine but that's not what's smoking out of the 3 foot bong you're tokin on.
Tranquil
Posted: Friday, January 17, 2014 8:27:39 PM

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It is sage officer jjustjenny. I promise



Wardog wrote:
Oh boy this I gotta hear. Do they want to burn us at the stake or what? I've never met a witch before AFTER we post bail how's about go somewhere get a bite to eat and talk?


Hmm from the sounds I'm hearing below dancing around a fire naked with this lady and nick hmmmmm


Nicki are you up to helping me teach Wardog how to dance around a fire and read tarot?



Weavindreams
Posted: Friday, January 17, 2014 9:25:34 PM

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One HAPPY student reporting! Let the lessons begin!dancenude


sweetaz
Posted: Friday, January 17, 2014 9:44:58 PM

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google "how to unpick handcuffs?
Guest
Posted: Friday, January 17, 2014 9:57:10 PM

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Tut tut tut again laraevil4
Guest
Posted: Friday, January 17, 2014 10:42:05 PM

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we here? how come?
sweetaz
Posted: Friday, January 17, 2014 10:49:09 PM

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dontknow Ask Sonia that d'oh!
Weavindreams
Posted: Friday, January 17, 2014 11:30:45 PM

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Another brawl? Did you start THIS one or was it me ...again?


Guest
Posted: Friday, January 17, 2014 11:35:18 PM

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Tranquil wrote:
It is sage officer jjustjenny. I promise





Nicki are you up to helping me teach Wardog how to dance around a fire and read tarot?


Yes we can. Chant with me ladies.
sweetaz
Posted: Friday, January 17, 2014 11:41:14 PM

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Wardog wrote:
Another brawl? Did you start THIS one or was it me ...again?




Its all you hahaha
jjustjenny
Posted: Saturday, January 18, 2014 4:38:57 AM

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Take me to the town of Banshee & lock me up there
Tranquil
Posted: Saturday, January 18, 2014 11:21:29 AM

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awe JjustJenny has fallen for the Kiwi Sheriff. She does just about anything to get caught in just the hopes he will have his mis lead ways with her.

I am just a camera girl, following the story, alas they handcuffed me so i couldn't get the full story for ya



FeistyWolf1970
Posted: Saturday, January 18, 2014 12:48:45 PM

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Use your magic...
Tranquil
Posted: Saturday, January 18, 2014 4:32:40 PM

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I'll use my magic only if you use your wolf strength to ensure they don't follow us



Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 18, 2014 6:27:10 PM

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are you sure a joint is legal in our state... Regaeman Man
Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 18, 2014 6:28:41 PM

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certainly not..
Dancewithme
Posted: Saturday, January 18, 2014 6:29:16 PM

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forgotten_love wrote:
are you sure a joint is legal in our state... Regaeman Man


Illegal. so give it to me to ditch, lady fair.

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. [President Abraham Lincoln]

I crave so much more than a physical connection. I crave your words and depth. I crave who you are and where you came from, your desires and fears. I yearn to know every inch of you beyond the surface.


Lady Astor to Churchill: "Winston, if you were my husband I would flavour your coffee with poison." Churchill: "Madame, if I were your husband, I should drink it."


Tranquil
Posted: Saturday, January 18, 2014 11:23:36 PM

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Well Aidin, I am an innocent one, so I know it wasn't me......



Ardentmale
Posted: Sunday, January 19, 2014 12:08:15 PM

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See?? Wave your magic wand around enough and you get the attention of the cops!! Now you got us locked up again!!! :)

characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent

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kiera
Posted: Sunday, January 19, 2014 12:32:44 PM

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I told you not to wave YOUR magic wand in public Whistle
Ardentmale
Posted: Sunday, January 19, 2014 12:41:08 PM

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Told you we couldnt hide my wand in your arse while in public!!! Embarassed

characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent

Intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous

vehement; fierce burning, fiery, or hot
Weavindreams
Posted: Sunday, January 19, 2014 1:07:14 PM

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I take it YOU'RE Navy and THEY were Army?


Tranquil
Posted: Sunday, January 19, 2014 1:09:51 PM

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shhh gruff dog. you will just antagonise them more. now see how they are looking at that gorgeous bod of yours? lets use that to our advantage



Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 19, 2014 1:19:03 PM

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Maybe you shouldn't have screamed so loud ;)
Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 19, 2014 1:52:45 PM

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Reminded you the spreader bar wasn't allowed on the plane. It could be used as a weapon.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 19, 2014 1:56:53 PM

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Did you have to get fresh with that TSA agent to try and get the toys through the checkpoint?
Tranquil
Posted: Sunday, January 19, 2014 2:52:57 PM

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CeiranH wrote:
Maybe you shouldn't have screamed so loud ;)


My Screaming so loud isn't what got their attention Sir



Weavindreams
Posted: Sunday, January 19, 2014 3:47:48 PM

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First it was a nun, now Elizabeth Montgomery? I WOULD stop drinking that stuff BUT along with all the trouble it gets me into..SO MUCH FUN!


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