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relaxandrelease
Posted: Thursday, April 22, 2010 11:29:32 PM

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If you don't get it, I'll explain it to you:

A gruff old Sergeant Major was at a posh ball one evening when an amazingly beautiful and sexy woman approached him.
"Hi, there, soldier," she purred.
"Ma'am," he stiffly replied.
"You seen a lot of women in the Army?" she asked, "I'm sure you pleased women every minute!"
The Sergeant Major thought about it and said, "Not really, ma'am, I haven't had sex since 1946."
"What!" She exclaimed, "well have to fix that!"
They proceeded to go to a quiet corner and do the deed.
Afterward, she turned to him and said, "Why did you wait so long to have sex?"
The Sergeant Major stared at her for a second.
"What do you mean?" he said, confused, "it's only 2210."
d'oh!

Ferte in noctem animam meam, Illustre´╗┐ stelle viam meam. Aspectu illo glorior, Dum capit nox diem. Cantate vitae canticu, Sine dolore acte, Dicite eis quos amabam, Numquam obliviscar.
Jillicious
Posted: Thursday, April 22, 2010 11:32:04 PM

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HAHA! Thats great.

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Guest
Posted: Friday, April 23, 2010 4:32:50 PM

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Kenny8227
Posted: Friday, April 23, 2010 6:42:31 PM

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Thats a good one.
LaceyChains
Posted: Saturday, April 24, 2010 1:08:17 PM

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Ummm.....
js3091
Posted: Tuesday, April 27, 2010 7:50:16 AM

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lacey its military time 1946 would be 7:46 and 2210 would be 10:10
mercianknight
Posted: Tuesday, May 04, 2010 10:07:10 AM

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L46 Lfunny lol

Good one.

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