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Posted: Wednesday, May 12, 2010 10:23:27 AM

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Hey Peoples! This is my first time starting a topic, so bear with me here. And speaking of bears, I've got a picture of a funny bear on my profile! Anyway, I started this topic for absolute randomness. So let's see what ya got Lushies! happy1 By the way, if you hit a hippopotamus, will it give you a sack of caramel corn? naka bring it on!
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Whats up with driving on a parkway and parking in a driveway?

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Posted: Thursday, May 13, 2010 9:31:35 AM

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JDStew wrote:
By the way, if you hit a hippopotamus, will it give you a sack of caramel corn? naka bring it on!


You know, when I first read this, I said to myself 'this guy must be insane'...he is obviously smoking something strong. Then, I went home last night and pondered this question for long hours. I mean, it seemed like a reasonalble enough question, not that I've ever wondered that myself...so...
After hours of careful deliberation, I believe I have come up with an answer to your question...
YES...but, only under certain circumstances. For instance, let's say that you were driving a large sugar truck through a corn field. A hippopotamus crosses your path taking you by surprise. You quick slam on the brake, but it is too late. You crash the sugar truck into the large animal. The impact from hitting the large animal causes an electrical fire which soon ignites the remaining fuel in the truck. The resulting fire "cooks" the load of sugar in the truck creating caramel. The corn field soon starts to burn popping the corn in it's husks. The melted carmalized sugar drips onto the popped corn resulting in fresh caramel pop-corn.
Makes me wonder how Cracker Jack was invented.
I really hope this helps and you can sleep tonight.
Cheers,
Alan.
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Posted: Thursday, May 13, 2010 10:42:25 AM

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Wow.... that is by far the best answer I have ever gotten from that question! Congratulations. You get a free beer...clapping occasion5
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Posted: Thursday, May 13, 2010 11:24:09 AM

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JDStew wrote:
Wow.... that is by far the best answer I have ever gotten from that question! Congratulations. You get a free beer...clapping occasion5


Excuse me, did you say "free beer?"...any other questions you need answered???


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Posted: Thursday, May 13, 2010 11:28:49 AM

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Let's see..... If a radish went at 300 MPH down a busy highway, while wearing a speedo, how long until it hit an elephant?
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Posted: Thursday, May 13, 2010 12:33:20 PM

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JDStew wrote:
Let's see..... If a radish went at 300 MPH down a busy highway, while wearing a speedo, how long until it hit an elephant?




Now that is a scary thought, a radish in a speedo.
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cuddlebunnie73 wrote:
JDStew wrote:
Let's see..... If a radish went at 300 MPH down a busy highway, while wearing a speedo, how long until it hit an elephant?




Now that is a scary thought, a radish in a speedo.


I agree but, I want to know how it's moving at 300MPH
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chefkathleen wrote:
cuddlebunnie73 wrote:
JDStew wrote:
Let's see..... If a radish went at 300 MPH down a busy highway, while wearing a speedo, how long until it hit an elephant?




Now that is a scary thought, a radish in a speedo.


I agree but, I want to know how it's moving at 300MPH


Jetpack
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Posted: Thursday, May 13, 2010 4:47:09 PM

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JDStew wrote:
chefkathleen wrote:
cuddlebunnie73 wrote:
JDStew wrote:
Let's see..... If a radish went at 300 MPH down a busy highway, while wearing a speedo, how long until it hit an elephant?




Now that is a scary thought, a radish in a speedo.


I agree but, I want to know how it's moving at 300MPH


Jetpack


With jet fuel? Cool, Who's driving? Who sewed the speedo and what color is it?
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Posted: Thursday, May 13, 2010 4:48:58 PM

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chefkathleen wrote:
JDStew wrote:
chefkathleen wrote:
cuddlebunnie73 wrote:
JDStew wrote:
Let's see..... If a radish went at 300 MPH down a busy highway, while wearing a speedo, how long until it hit an elephant?




Now that is a scary thought, a radish in a speedo.


I agree but, I want to know how it's moving at 300MPH


Jetpack


With jet fuel? Cool, Who's driving? Who sewed the speedo and what color is it?


It's on auto pilot, the radish fairy sewed on a purple speedo.
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