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Posted: Thursday, May 13, 2010 2:22:51 PM

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This question is for the girls. The other day I was at my girlfriends house and I was really horny but my girlfriend refused to do anything about it. So I told her I was going to go to the bathroom but really I was going to jack off. So I got into the bathroom, took off my clothes and went at it. But as I was going my girlfriends mom walked in on me. I immediately tried to put my clothes on but her mom just said "O I'm sorry, I'll let you finish" and then smiled and winked at me as she walked out. So my question is what should I do, should I tell my girlfriend? And should I talk to her mom about it? Please help!!
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Posted: Thursday, May 13, 2010 2:37:26 PM

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I don't think there is anything to talk about.... You were masturbating and she accidentally walked in. You don't need to have a discussion about it. I think that would just make everything more awkward (for everyone).

If it was me, I would just pretend like it never happened. And no need to tell the girlfriend either, in my opinion.




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Posted: Thursday, May 13, 2010 2:43:23 PM

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jcnel002 wrote:
This question is for the girls. The other day I was at my girlfriends house and I was really horny but my girlfriend refused to do anything about it. So I told her I was going to go to the bathroom but really I was going to jack off. So I got into the bathroom, took off my clothes and went at it. But as I was going my girlfriends mom walked in on me. I immediately tried to put my clothes on but her mom just said "O I'm sorry, I'll let you finish" and then smiled and winked at me as she walked out. So my question is what should I do, should I tell my girlfriend? And should I talk to her mom about it? Please help!!


I am with Dancing_Doll, there is nothing to discuss.. masturbation is normal.. and that reaction was normal.. just let it be... telling her would be playing with fire.
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Posted: Thursday, May 13, 2010 2:44:36 PM

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I don't know how old are you, but I wouldn't mention that situation nor to your gf nor to her mother.
You were horny, you asked for 'help' and you didn't get one, so you went and release tension by yourself, you went to the bathroom and closed the door..
Healty people masturbate, there is nothing!wrong with that, next time lock the door.




*when I opened this thread I was alone in here, I type way to slowd'oh! , but I am glad we all agreeicon_smile
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Posted: Thursday, May 13, 2010 2:50:58 PM

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It depends- how many years until you graduate high school?
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Posted: Thursday, May 13, 2010 2:54:48 PM

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Mss.LadyX!evil4
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Posted: Thursday, May 13, 2010 3:00:03 PM

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The wink she gave you obviously said she's cool with it so keep you mouth SHUT! Why open a can of worms you don't need to. Don't worry about it!

Bunny12


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Posted: Thursday, May 13, 2010 3:05:10 PM

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Bunny12 wrote:
The wink she gave you obviously said she's cool with it so keep you mouth SHUT! Why open a can of worms you don't need to. Don't worry about it!


OR I sense a good MILF storyline coming out of this encounter... evil4


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Posted: Thursday, May 13, 2010 3:12:11 PM

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Dancing_Doll wrote:
Bunny12 wrote:
The wink she gave you obviously said she's cool with it so keep you mouth SHUT! Why open a can of worms you don't need to. Don't worry about it!


OR I sense a good MILF storyline coming out of this encounter... evil4


I was just about to say that!
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Posted: Thursday, May 13, 2010 9:20:34 PM

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To answer your question lady x this is my last year of high school. And ha i wish this could turn into a milf encounter that is why I asked if I should talk to her mom about it :)
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Posted: Thursday, May 13, 2010 9:21:09 PM

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I would keep my mouth shut unless asked.. and then tell her..



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Posted: Thursday, May 13, 2010 10:03:53 PM

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I'm going to be different here and say yes, tell your girlfriend in a light manner or joke ie "Shit, you won't believe what the fuck happened to me....". I only say this because what if her mother says something to your girlfriend as a joke or directly. How is your girlfriend going to feel knowing you kept it a secret? Best to be upfront about it. She may not like it, but I bet she will like it even less if she thinks you are keeping things from her.

Apologize also. To your girlfriend and also the Mother. I think it best, if in the future, you refrain from doing it at anybodies house as a show of respect. I have a male best friend and love him to bits... but would be pissed off to the max if I caught him jacking off in my house.... just some food for thought :)

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Posted: Thursday, May 13, 2010 10:17:55 PM

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There are no problems only opportunities! I don't think you should apologize to either but rather show some maturity. Consider this, she is a cool mom "she winked", offer to be a bit more helpful and you never know when she might spring you a chance.
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Posted: Thursday, May 13, 2010 10:33:56 PM

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Or you could:

a) apologize for being a dumb bastard and for not locking the door ( if you hoped for some privacy )

b) Invite mom to suck your cock and get her cougar on, to properly drain the nutsack.

c) Tell your girlfriend that you would like to Go For The Gold and ring her and Mom up in one night.

What the hell are you trying to tell us...without a story...Damn it man, don't leave us hanging like this.

Make the play, dude...then come back and write the real-deal story as it happened.

Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
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Posted: Thursday, May 13, 2010 10:47:56 PM

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So far i have told the real story but id really like to add on to the story so top spin and wellmademale said i should maybe go for it with her mom but how should i go about doing this? Should i just go up to her and tell her wat i really think or wat?
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Posted: Thursday, May 13, 2010 11:13:13 PM

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jcnel002 wrote:
So far i have told the real story but id really like to add on to the story so top spin and wellmademale said i should maybe go for it with her mom but how should i go about doing this? Should i just go up to her and tell her wat i really think or wat?


HAHA. Yeah. Go for it. I bet she would love it. And I'm sure your girlfriend won't mind!

Thousands of user submitted stories removed from the site. You are nothing without your users or their freely submitted stories.
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Posted: Thursday, May 13, 2010 11:32:31 PM

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Sorry, but WTF are you doing jacking off in your gf bathroom? And before you make an even bigger ass out of yourself, consider the possibility that mom was just glad you weren't boinking her daughter. To her, that may have been nothing more than proof that her little girl isn't fucking you. My strong advice. Say nothing, and only stroke it at home

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Posted: Friday, May 14, 2010 5:04:08 AM

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jcnel002 wrote:
So far i have told the real story but id really like to add on to the story so top spin and wellmademale said i should maybe go for it with her mom but how should i go about doing this? Should i just go up to her and tell her wat i really think or wat?


Uhmm.... you realize that if she says No (which is verrry likely, by the way), she will think you are a total perve, and probably tell her daughter, and you will probably lose your girlfriend. If that's all cool with you, then yeah... go for it. Just be prepared for the gamble. Quite often it takes a gamble like this to come to realize that real life is not the triple X porno we all imagined it to be...

If you're ready to roll with the consequences, then get Mom alone, and tell her you were embarrassed by what she saw etc. And watch her reaction (in stages) before progressing to sharing your desire for MILF adventures.

In the meantime, we will place our own bets, and wait for you to tell us the final score...




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Posted: Friday, May 14, 2010 9:23:49 AM

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jcnel002 wrote:
So far i have told the real story but id really like to add on to the story so top spin and wellmademale said i should maybe go for it with her mom but how should i go about doing this? Should i just go up to her and tell her wat i really think or wat?


Dude how old are you? Do you always need step by step instructions on how to do something...It is a sure sign of immaturity on your behalf.. If you have to ask so much just Man up and do what you think needs to be done... women like a man that can make his own choices and his own mistakes ....and remember we learn from our own mistakes.. if you do not do this yourself you will never do anything without full instructions we can not hold your hand for the rest of your life...




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Posted: Saturday, May 15, 2010 2:38:22 PM

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So I have an update about this story. Last night I was at my gfs house again and I decided to tell her what happened. All she did was laugh at me for about 15mins straight. Then I asked if it was ok if I could go talk to her mom about it too and she said it was fine. So I went and knocked on mrs. L's bedroom door "Hey mrs L its josh can I come in?", "Yea sure", so I walk in and shes just wearing jeans and a bra. "O I'm sorry I didn't know u were changing", "Its fine, im guessing uve seen a girl in a bra before ha and anyways I saw u last night...uk...working it haha", "ha yea but thats kinda wat I wanted to talk to u about, I just feel so stupid and really embarassed for doing that in your house", "You don't need to feel embarassed, its really not a big deal at all", "Idk I just feel like such an idiot, Im sorry", "Don't be sorry a lot of people masturbate", "Yea I guess but idk ugh im sorry", "really its fine and heres a little secret that might make u feel better", "Whats that?", "I masturbate too and sometimes I can't help but just do it ha so really its not a big deal", "thanks mrs l", "no problem josh ill c u later" so then i got up and walked out and she winked and smiled at me again.
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Posted: Sunday, May 16, 2010 8:45:07 AM

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if your girlfriend isn't putting out then you know her mom is haha

who knows... if she catches you in the act a few more times she might just join you lol
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Posted: Sunday, May 16, 2010 12:14:52 PM

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The relevant part in the scene below, is right at the end.

Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
WellMadeMale
Posted: Sunday, May 16, 2010 12:15:24 PM

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Damn, Phoebe Cates...was hot.

Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
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Lol that clip ends too funny!

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LMAO THAT video is too funy
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