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GardenerGuy
Posted: Friday, May 2, 2014 6:38:36 PM

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Granted, but you ended up bonging 10 sleeves of boilermakers.

I wish I could mime better.
hiddentalent123
Posted: Friday, May 2, 2014 7:03:13 PM

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Shhhhhhhh...you still suck at it

I wish nothing but wonderful things to happen to the person below me
Leigh65
Posted: Friday, May 2, 2014 7:52:06 PM

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Joined: 3/3/2014
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Location: Atlanta, United States
I just broke a nail pounding on the keyboard...thanks a lot.

I wish the person below me has the orgasm of their life tonight
hiddentalent123
Posted: Friday, May 2, 2014 9:25:05 PM

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Location: United States
Granted: I can't in all good conscience spoil that wish!

I wish, whenever I wanted to buy something, that amount of money appeared in my pocket
Ardentmale
Posted: Saturday, May 3, 2014 12:20:25 AM

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Joined: 1/22/2013
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Location: Jersey Shore, United States
Granted... But it is mere pennies that show up in your pocket and you are always short at the register...

I wish I was visiting Lush friends... :)

characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent

Intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous

vehement; fierce burning, fiery, or hot
Guest
Posted: Sunday, May 4, 2014 8:38:28 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 781,316
Granted: You have the address of each and every one of your friends, and the means to teleport yourself for one single day, from one address to the next. Unfortunately, none of your Lush friends are at home, they are all at the Lush Convention you didn't here about.

I wish I was at a week-long Lush Stories convention, speed-dating every woman on the site!

hiddentalent123
Posted: Sunday, May 4, 2014 10:08:33 AM

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Location: United States
Granted: You give them all your sexiest, breathiest, "Hhhhhhelloo, hhhhhhhoww are you doing?". You see them squint and take their notes and respond. Feeling good about your game!

Dude! I talked to them...how do I tell you this...? Ill just lay it on you. You have a severe case of halitosis.


I wish I was a kick ass mall security cop
Guest
Posted: Sunday, May 4, 2014 10:34:15 AM

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Do you mean Security guard in kick ass Mall or kick ass Security Guard either way you get the gig and get your ass kicked daily by local head bangers.

I wish I wasn't a bimbo

Ardentmale
Posted: Sunday, May 4, 2014 1:49:35 PM

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Location: Jersey Shore, United States
Granted... You are now highly intelligent with tons of common sense... and all the girls are jealous of you and act very catty towards you... :/

I wish I didnt drink so much yesterday... :/

characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent

Intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous

vehement; fierce burning, fiery, or hot
hiddentalent123
Posted: Sunday, May 4, 2014 2:53:14 PM

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Location: United States
Granted: now you've lost your excuse for "drunk" texting a pic of you in a diaper and a bonnet asking for somebody to powder your bottom to your co-workers. (Probably wouldn't matter if you were drunk or not!)

I wish I was a big game hunter
GardenerGuy
Posted: Sunday, May 4, 2014 3:17:55 PM

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Location: Victoria, BC

Granted, Francis Macomber.

I wish Gerald Ford was U.S. president again. Or maybe finally give Dan Quayle a shot.
SheriPie
Posted: Sunday, May 4, 2014 3:19:09 PM

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Joined: 3/23/2012
Posts: 15,132
Location: Coffee in Hand , United States
Granted.....But the lioness you shot had a king and he got pissed and he ate you up :)

I wish somebody would clean up my friends list for me

Guest
Posted: Sunday, May 4, 2014 3:53:39 PM

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Granted, but now I am your only friend.

I wish I could meet all my close Lush friends.
hiddentalent123
Posted: Sunday, May 4, 2014 3:59:32 PM

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Location: United States
GardnerGuy: granted, unfortunately Gerald Ford becomes President but he comes back from the grave as a zombie, he at least has an excuse now for tripping. And granted for Dan Quayle, unfortunately the only thing needed for him to get his shot is to spell the word potato.

Sheripie (I like that name), granted: but the only friend left, EmotionalBlackHole69, incessantly requests chats needing you to tell him why people don't hate him.

I wish aliens would abduct me and make me their leader
SheriPie
Posted: Sunday, May 4, 2014 4:29:24 PM

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Joined: 3/23/2012
Posts: 15,132
Location: Coffee in Hand , United States
Granted....But you get anally probed!! LMAO

I wish somebody would mow my lawn for me.

hiddentalent123
Posted: Sunday, May 4, 2014 4:45:39 PM

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Location: United States
Granted: I'll be your landscaper (is that a spoiler?,eh, who cares...)

I wish somebody would clean my apartment
Guest
Posted: Sunday, May 4, 2014 4:50:27 PM

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Granted, I clean your appartment and run off with all your valuables

I wish Every Monday was public holiday
hiddentalent123
Posted: Sunday, May 4, 2014 5:54:17 PM

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Location: United States
Granted: It's officially known as "Failing Economy Day"

I wish the maintenance crew, doing work in my apartment, were gorgeous women wearing nothing but tool belts and workboots
Ardentmale
Posted: Sunday, May 4, 2014 10:40:57 PM

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Joined: 1/22/2013
Posts: 9,308
Location: Jersey Shore, United States
Granted... But it turns out they are aliens in disguise and you get probed again!!... :/

I wish it was July and I was lounging on the beach... :)

characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent

Intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous

vehement; fierce burning, fiery, or hot
Master_Jonathan
Posted: Monday, May 5, 2014 6:57:16 AM

Rank: Gentleman Master

Joined: 3/6/2013
Posts: 2,564
Location: God's Deep Freezer, United States
Granted, but the beach is so crowded there's barely room to change your mind!

I wish today wasn't Monday

Banner below is a clickable link!

HotRodG
Posted: Monday, May 5, 2014 6:57:35 AM

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Joined: 12/10/2013
Posts: 1,225
Location: East Coast , United States
Granted, you will get to relive Friday afternoon rush hour traffic again.

I wish I had never dropped out of the astronaut program.
Ardentmale
Posted: Monday, May 5, 2014 11:08:55 AM

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Joined: 1/22/2013
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Location: Jersey Shore, United States
Granted... But you are now lost in space with Will Robinson... :/

I wish I had become an airline pilot like I wanted to when I was a kid... :)

characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent

Intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous

vehement; fierce burning, fiery, or hot
GardenerGuy
Posted: Monday, May 5, 2014 6:52:04 PM

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Location: Victoria, BC
Granted - you are now Howard from the Bob Newhart Show.

I wish I could enlarge my bi's by gratuitously pumping them, without weights.
Ardentmale
Posted: Tuesday, May 6, 2014 9:32:18 AM

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Joined: 1/22/2013
Posts: 9,308
Location: Jersey Shore, United States
Granted... Unfortunately you look like this... And all women do is point and laugh... :/


I wish there was a naked woman in my shower at this moment... :)

characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent

Intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous

vehement; fierce burning, fiery, or hot
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, May 6, 2014 9:37:17 AM

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Granted but you slip in the bathroom and loses consciousness.

I wish a genie to grant me countless desires
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, May 7, 2014 9:11:03 AM

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Granted, unfortunately he only speaks Farsi and you don't.

I wish I had a genie who speaks English and will grant myu every wish.
Ardentmale
Posted: Wednesday, May 7, 2014 11:52:42 AM

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Joined: 1/22/2013
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Location: Jersey Shore, United States
Granted... Unfortunately he only whispers out of his ass and screws up every wish you ask for... By the way?? The neighbors are talking... They are wondering why your ear is always at the ass of the guy who dresses funny... Just a heads up... :)

I wish to have good dreams every night...

characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent

Intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous

vehement; fierce burning, fiery, or hot
seeker4
Posted: Wednesday, May 7, 2014 12:38:48 PM

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Joined: 10/17/2012
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Location: Canada
Granted. But you enjoy them so much you never wake up.

I wish for a night of passion with a certain Lush friend.


Enough with the greatest hits collection. Time for a new story!

Sweat - Getting sweaty leads to steamy outdoor sex


SheriPie
Posted: Wednesday, May 7, 2014 12:43:51 PM

Rank: Spitfire

Joined: 3/23/2012
Posts: 15,132
Location: Coffee in Hand , United States
Granted.....But you get stuck with me instead!

I wish I could skip work and go fishing right now.

seeker4
Posted: Wednesday, May 7, 2014 12:46:19 PM

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Joined: 10/17/2012
Posts: 5,700
Location: Canada
Granted but you don't catch anything ... except me. :)

I wish I was better at fishing myself.

Enough with the greatest hits collection. Time for a new story!

Sweat - Getting sweaty leads to steamy outdoor sex


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