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cooldaddy
Posted: Friday, June 20, 2014 3:59:19 PM

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Fortunately I was there to pick you up and rub your poor sore little ass to make it better. (And to remind you that It wasn't me who pooped. That was somebody else.)


kiera
Posted: Friday, June 20, 2014 4:07:29 PM

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cooldaddy wrote:
Fortunately I was there to pick you up and rub your poor sore little ass to make it better. (And to remind you that It wasn't me who pooped. That was somebody else.)


Big Hugs thank u lovely and hey what the deal you say about the English language being beautiful then say ass?? that an ugly mule we say arse.

Unfortunately it was you who pooped you were too busy dealing with your eyebrows burning to notice the monstrous amount of water entering your virgin bum and exploding shit over a 2 mile radious Embarassed On the plus side your now in the guinness book of records for mass shit explosions coffee

cooldaddy
Posted: Saturday, June 21, 2014 3:53:51 AM

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Hey, I see you slipped in before me and got Ginger to kiss your boo boo (?) better. Still it was nice having you in my lap!!!!!!

Fortunately I'm now so clean I can join civilised society again and chase the ladies.


kiera
Posted: Thursday, June 26, 2014 1:55:34 AM

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Unfortunately you forgot your belt though, your commando and your trousers fall down around your ankles. When u bend down to pull them back up Bobbie fires her Hose again Embarassed Damn that girl has good aim Whistle
cooldaddy
Posted: Thursday, June 26, 2014 2:07:23 AM

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Fortunately Bobbie realised that it was unnecessary and turned the hose off straight away. I was soaked, but the lovely Lush Ladies gathered round to give me a rub down with their soft fluffy....towels


kiera
Posted: Thursday, June 26, 2014 2:12:52 AM

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Unfortunately the water was freezing cold and it affected you accordingly Embarassed Causing us Lush ladies to Laugh hysterically take pics and post them all over Lush Whistle
cooldaddy
Posted: Thursday, June 26, 2014 2:27:50 AM

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Fortunately, I'm very philosophical and can rise above such unseemly and unladylike hilarity knowing that everyone on Lush will recognise an obvious fake. Shame on you


Guest
Posted: Thursday, June 26, 2014 3:23:28 AM

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unfortunately we also took some video so everyone would know it's the real you
cooldaddy
Posted: Thursday, June 26, 2014 3:32:22 AM

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Fortunately nobody takes it seriously because they know this is fuck up Frank week and you ladies have got it infamy!


kiera
Posted: Thursday, June 26, 2014 3:33:18 AM

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Fortunately it becomes popular fast and we make lots of money

Edit - Wow CD you beat me.

Unfortunately for you its the most popular vid on lush now binky
Guest
Posted: Thursday, June 26, 2014 3:41:02 AM

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cooldaddy wrote:
Fortunately nobody takes it seriously because they know this is fuck up Frank week and you ladies have got it infamy!


fortunately every week is fuck up frank week. it's just so much funWhistle evil4
cooldaddy
Posted: Thursday, June 26, 2014 3:41:50 AM

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Hi Kiera, beat you to it, does that put me on the 'unfortunate' side?

Unfortunately the ladies have made money before and lost it, this time to a Mr Cool Daddy in Gambia (a friend of Moses) who sued them for every penny.

Fuck it Ginger, don't know who's beating who!


HotRodG
Posted: Thursday, June 26, 2014 6:12:45 PM

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Fortunately, you are paid in Gambian money which is mere pennies so they only lost about 1 dollar USD
Guest
Posted: Thursday, June 26, 2014 9:15:17 PM

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Fortunately, Cool Daddy is generous and gave his settlement to HotRodG to pay the parking meter.
cooldaddy
Posted: Friday, June 27, 2014 2:31:16 AM

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Unfortunately, parking meters don't accept Gambian money and Rod got a ticket while trying to find somewhere to change his money


kiera
Posted: Friday, June 27, 2014 5:38:17 AM

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Fortunately for Rod he had borrowed CD's car, Rod sneaks out the country leaving CD to foot the bill.
asleep
Posted: Friday, June 27, 2014 7:20:23 AM

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UNFORTUNATELY, he is not accustomed to UK driving on left side of road and smashes the CD's prized antique BENTLEY.

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/exit-33-trust.aspx

kiera
Posted: Friday, June 27, 2014 8:57:56 AM

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Fortunately Rod does no how to call a cab, grabs one to the Airport gets on the 1st flight he can leaving CD now not only with a parking ticket but a speeding one too and insurance excess to pay.
Guest
Posted: Friday, June 27, 2014 2:27:37 PM

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Unfortunately, Rod's plane runs out of fuel on the runway and CD chases him down. Then proceeds to strong arm Rod for the money owed. dontknow
kiera
Posted: Friday, June 27, 2014 2:37:22 PM

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kekekegay I told Rod not to get an Easyjet flight what was he thinking??

Fortunately for Rod CD gets knocked down by a passing baggage vehicle whilst wrestling Rod for money and Rod legs it and gets away again.
cooldaddy
Posted: Friday, June 27, 2014 2:38:56 PM

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Fortunately it's my turn to come out on top as I clear up the parking and speeding fines and the traffic accident. Rod confesses all, and I get the insurance on my Bentley.


kiera
Posted: Friday, June 27, 2014 3:02:56 PM

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cooldaddy wrote:
Fortunately it's my turn to come out on top as I clear up the parking and speeding fines and the traffic accident. Rod confesses all, and I get the insurance on my Bentley.


C'mon CD keep up keep up thats never gonna happen mwah ha ha its fuck up Frank week remember Big Hugs

Unfortunately CD dreams all this while he is out cold from being hit by the baggage truck. Rods made his Way to Liverpool to hide out CD will never find him now.
cooldaddy
Posted: Saturday, June 28, 2014 2:29:53 PM

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Fortunately, Kiera's right,, I wasn't hit by a baggage truck, I was just extra tired by servicing her 24 hours straight off, went to sleep and dreamed it all. Woke up refreshed and find it isn't fuck up frank week, that was a typo,
it was really fuck frank week.


Carl_H
Posted: Saturday, June 28, 2014 2:58:15 PM

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Unfortunately for CD, Rod finally arrives in Liverpool and us scouser's do what we do best and hide him from everyone

kiera
Posted: Saturday, June 28, 2014 3:07:24 PM

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cooldaddy wrote:
Fortunately, Kiera's right,, I wasn't hit by a baggage truck, I was just extra tired by servicing her 24 hours straight off, went to sleep and dreamed it all. Woke up refreshed and find it isn't fuck up frank week, that was a typo,
it was really fuck frank week.


Lfunny Touche Frank...nice try babes...fuck up frank week...fuck frank week...either way your fucked

Fortunately for Rod CD's not worrying about where he is right now...(not that I dont have faith in the scousers for hiding him mind)....but CD is too exhausted from servicing me....I had him mop my floors...paint my bedroom and clean all my windows inside and out poor mans exhausted now L35

Hey Carl Big Hugs

cooldaddy
Posted: Saturday, June 28, 2014 3:34:58 PM

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Unfortunately for Kiera, the police are now looking for her, on suspicion of slavery. I didn't rat on you Kiera, but a neighbour heard my agonised yells when you were whipping me and reported a massacre happening.


kiera
Posted: Saturday, June 28, 2014 3:36:52 PM

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Fortunately for me I'm really good friends with Carl and flee to Liverpool too Whistle
cooldaddy
Posted: Sunday, June 29, 2014 2:33:35 AM

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Unfortunately the vice squad have had a big crackdown on Liverpool and cleaned it up, so Kiera's on the run again


Guest
Posted: Sunday, June 29, 2014 2:59:49 PM

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Fortunately for kiera, she ran track in high school and can still run.
cooldaddy
Posted: Monday, June 30, 2014 2:55:47 AM

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Unfortunately she's wearing high heels and can't run far, so she's looking for friends to hide her.


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