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Posted: Tuesday, June 1, 2010 9:39:07 PM

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Sheesh I guess some people really do have money to burn. Any takers?



http://cocoperez.com/tag/world-039s_most_expensive_sex_toy/
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Posted: Tuesday, June 1, 2010 9:52:46 PM

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Now don't take this the wrong way Jim....
Brick wall you idiot! now you got all of us guys in trouble. You can't just buy 1 of them things, you have to buy one for the wife,girlfriend,lady secretary, mistress and I know I'm forgetting somebody else in that list. Then at $55k each hell son not even a millionaire could afford 'em sheepholy
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Posted: Tuesday, June 1, 2010 9:56:38 PM

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yes to the ring and diamonds... but with the dildo? doesn't look enjoyable for me.... evil4
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Posted: Tuesday, June 1, 2010 10:19:49 PM

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I know we are supposed to be enthralled with precious metals, gold and silver.
And who could ever get enough of those covalently bonded carbon atoms? Diamonds are shiny and all but I'm personally not too exited about them. But I guess having a lot of them makes you more socially elite?

Now make a sex toy that really truly feels like a real cock then we may have a winner. There are some that have come really close but nothing that really matches it.

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Posted: Tuesday, June 1, 2010 10:22:50 PM

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sheepholy
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Posted: Wednesday, June 2, 2010 1:25:36 AM

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bikebum1975 wrote:
Sheesh I guess some people really do have money to burn. Any takers?



http://cocoperez.com/tag/world-039s_most_expensive_sex_toy/


You buying? :)

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Posted: Wednesday, June 2, 2010 1:31:54 AM

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Sassy2010 wrote:
bikebum1975 wrote:
Sheesh I guess some people really do have money to burn. Any takers?



http://cocoperez.com/tag/world-039s_most_expensive_sex_toy/


You buying? :)



I agree! You buying us one bike?laughing6
LadyX
Posted: Wednesday, June 2, 2010 1:51:24 AM

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Jillicious wrote:

Diamonds are shiny and all but I'm personally not too exited about them. But I guess having a lot of them makes you more socially elite?


Definitely, but also richer and with more to show for it. I would have them removed from the dildo and made into other good jewelry. :) I could always have them put rubies into the dildo where the diamonds were.


Jillicious wrote:
Now make a sex toy that really truly feels like a real cock then we may have a winner. There are some that have come really close but nothing that really matches it.


No kidding- I mean it can't be that tough, but I've never seen or felt one that really pulled it off either, which is weird since that's the whole point of dildos being invented.

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Posted: Wednesday, June 2, 2010 2:22:14 AM

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Sassy2010 wrote:
bikebum1975 wrote:
Sheesh I guess some people really do have money to burn. Any takers?



http://cocoperez.com/tag/world-039s_most_expensive_sex_toy/


You buying? :)




HA!!!! What with my looks? LMFAO
jtw130
Posted: Wednesday, June 2, 2010 2:27:10 AM

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Charlie_Brown wrote:
Now don't take this the wrong way Jim....
Brick wall you idiot! now you got all of us guys in trouble. You can't just buy 1 of them things, you have to buy one for the wife,girlfriend,lady secretary, mistress and I know I'm forgetting somebody else in that list. Then at $55k each hell son not even a millionaire could afford 'em sheepholy



Well said!
Ravyn
Posted: Wednesday, June 2, 2010 2:39:20 AM

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bikebum1975 wrote:
Sassy2010 wrote:
bikebum1975 wrote:
Sheesh I guess some people really do have money to burn. Any takers?



http://cocoperez.com/tag/world-039s_most_expensive_sex_toy/


You buying? :)




HA!!!! What with my looks? LMFAO


Well get that hiney on the corner and make some money to buy us one :)

Fairly_Fairie
Posted: Wednesday, June 2, 2010 9:26:16 AM

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That's kind of scary. I'd be more willing to get a car than that. Or maybe a boat. Probably the boat. More fun.

Love me. Cuff me. Spank me. Fuck me.
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Posted: Wednesday, June 2, 2010 9:30:43 AM

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You see Jim told ya and the girlfriend hasn't even answered yetevil4
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Charlie_Brown wrote:
You see Jim told ya and the girlfriend hasn't even answered yetevil4




Yes she has smartass LOL
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Posted: Wednesday, June 2, 2010 9:53:45 AM

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Sassy2010 wrote:
bikebum1975 wrote:
Sassy2010 wrote:
bikebum1975 wrote:
Sheesh I guess some people really do have money to burn. Any takers?



http://cocoperez.com/tag/world-039s_most_expensive_sex_toy/


You buying? :)




HA!!!! What with my looks? LMFAO


Well get that hiney on the corner and make some money to buy us one :)


Yeah get out there and shake that money maker.bootyshake boobieflash2
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Posted: Wednesday, June 2, 2010 9:55:31 AM

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we all do lol
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cuddlebunnie73 wrote:
Sassy2010 wrote:
bikebum1975 wrote:
Sassy2010 wrote:
bikebum1975 wrote:
Sheesh I guess some people really do have money to burn. Any takers?



http://cocoperez.com/tag/world-039s_most_expensive_sex_toy/


You buying? :)




HA!!!! What with my looks? LMFAO


Well get that hiney on the corner and make some money to buy us one :)


Yeah get out there and shake that money maker.bootyshake boobieflash2



RIGHT!!!! ladies how much y'all payin lmao bootyshake
Ravyn
Posted: Wednesday, June 2, 2010 2:39:31 PM

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bikebum1975 wrote:
cuddlebunnie73 wrote:
Sassy2010 wrote:
bikebum1975 wrote:
Sassy2010 wrote:
bikebum1975 wrote:
Sheesh I guess some people really do have money to burn. Any takers?



http://cocoperez.com/tag/world-039s_most_expensive_sex_toy/


You buying? :)




HA!!!! What with my looks? LMFAO


Well get that hiney on the corner and make some money to buy us one :)


Yeah get out there and shake that money maker.bootyshake boobieflash2



RIGHT!!!! ladies how much y'all payin lmao bootyshake


Geez hun your just not getting this we DONT pay you, you shake that out there for others to pay you so you can supply us with all the toys we want ;) before making you our toy ;)

ChainedLove
Posted: Wednesday, June 2, 2010 2:50:42 PM

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Jim, feel like getting me one?

And Tiff, yes, I want the boat!

In lust and dreams,

Ashlyn
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, June 2, 2010 4:07:32 PM

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Sassy2010 wrote:
bikebum1975 wrote:
cuddlebunnie73 wrote:
Sassy2010 wrote:
bikebum1975 wrote:
Sassy2010 wrote:
bikebum1975 wrote:
Sheesh I guess some people really do have money to burn. Any takers?



http://cocoperez.com/tag/world-039s_most_expensive_sex_toy/


You buying? :)




HA!!!! What with my looks? LMFAO


Well get that hiney on the corner and make some money to buy us one :)


Yeah get out there and shake that money maker.bootyshake boobieflash2



RIGHT!!!! ladies how much y'all payin lmao bootyshake


Geez hun your just not getting this we DONT pay you, you shake that out there for others to pay you so you can supply us with all the toys we want ;) before making you our toy ;)




RIGHT!!!!! LMAO
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, June 2, 2010 4:28:11 PM

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bikebum1975 wrote:
Sassy2010 wrote:
bikebum1975 wrote:
cuddlebunnie73 wrote:
Sassy2010 wrote:
bikebum1975 wrote:
Sassy2010 wrote:
bikebum1975 wrote:
Sheesh I guess some people really do have money to burn. Any takers?



http://cocoperez.com/tag/world-039s_most_expensive_sex_toy/


You buying? :)




HA!!!! What with my looks? LMFAO


Well get that hiney on the corner and make some money to buy us one :)


Yeah get out there and shake that money maker.bootyshake boobieflash2



RIGHT!!!! ladies how much y'all payin lmao bootyshake


Geez hun your just not getting this we DONT pay you, you shake that out there for others to pay you so you can supply us with all the toys we want ;) before making you our toy ;)




RIGHT!!!!! LMAO



Awww come on bike you know you want to be our boy toy....bootyshake
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, June 2, 2010 5:36:20 PM

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bikebum1975 wrote:
Charlie_Brown wrote:
You see Jim told ya and the girlfriend hasn't even answered yetevil4


Yes she has smartass LOL


Has she now. Well she hasn't answered here as of yetevil4 and if she has, well you now have to get two one for the girlfriend and know one for the fiance.

Yes I am a smartass and it is better to be a smartass than a dumb little shit





I want to be a man(boy) toy
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Posted: Wednesday, June 2, 2010 5:47:08 PM

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Charlie_Brown wrote:
bikebum1975 wrote:
Charlie_Brown wrote:
You see Jim told ya and the girlfriend hasn't even answered yetevil4


Yes she has smartass LOL


Has she now. Well she hasn't answered here as of yetevil4 and if she has, well you now have to get two one for the girlfriend and know one for the fiance.

Yes I am a smartass and it is better to be a smartass than a dumb little shit





I want to be a man(boy) toy



Aww charlie you can be my man (boy) toy any day babe boobieflash2
Ravyn
Posted: Wednesday, June 2, 2010 6:26:11 PM

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bikebum1975 wrote:
Sassy2010 wrote:
bikebum1975 wrote:
cuddlebunnie73 wrote:
Sassy2010 wrote:
bikebum1975 wrote:
Sassy2010 wrote:
bikebum1975 wrote:
Sheesh I guess some people really do have money to burn. Any takers?



http://cocoperez.com/tag/world-039s_most_expensive_sex_toy/


You buying? :)




HA!!!! What with my looks? LMFAO


Well get that hiney on the corner and make some money to buy us one :)


Yeah get out there and shake that money maker.bootyshake boobieflash2



RIGHT!!!! ladies how much y'all payin lmao bootyshake


Geez hun your just not getting this we DONT pay you, you shake that out there for others to pay you so you can supply us with all the toys we want ;) before making you our toy ;)




RIGHT!!!!! LMAO



Is that a no? Your not willing to be Sam's and my boy toy? Pray

Ravyn
Posted: Wednesday, June 2, 2010 6:28:29 PM

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Charlie_Brown wrote:
bikebum1975 wrote:
Charlie_Brown wrote:
You see Jim told ya and the girlfriend hasn't even answered yetevil4


Yes she has smartass LOL


Has she now. Well she hasn't answered here as of yetevil4 and if she has, well you now have to get two one for the girlfriend and know one for the fiance.

Yes I am a smartass and it is better to be a smartass than a dumb little shit





I want to be a man(boy) toy


Sam and I Can hurt you next ;)

Guest
Posted: Wednesday, June 2, 2010 8:05:13 PM

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cuddlebunnie73 wrote:
bikebum1975 wrote:
Sassy2010 wrote:
bikebum1975 wrote:
cuddlebunnie73 wrote:
Sassy2010 wrote:
bikebum1975 wrote:
Sassy2010 wrote:
bikebum1975 wrote:
Sheesh I guess some people really do have money to burn. Any takers?



http://cocoperez.com/tag/world-039s_most_expensive_sex_toy/


You buying? :)




HA!!!! What with my looks? LMFAO


Well get that hiney on the corner and make some money to buy us one :)


Yeah get out there and shake that money maker.bootyshake boobieflash2



RIGHT!!!! ladies how much y'all payin lmao bootyshake


Geez hun your just not getting this we DONT pay you, you shake that out there for others to pay you so you can supply us with all the toys we want ;) before making you our toy ;)




RIGHT!!!!! LMAO



Awww come on bike you know you want to be our boy toy....bootyshake





NO COMMENT!!!!
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Posted: Wednesday, June 2, 2010 10:42:11 PM

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Im no doctor but I think the diamonds would be cutting up some ladies. "We've got us a bleeder!!!"
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