Welcome Guest Search | Active Topics | Members | Log In | Register

worst kiss you had tasted like... Options · View
cockupmyass7926
Posted: Sunday, July 27, 2014 2:22:37 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 3/18/2013
Posts: 162
Location: New Zealand
very gross
Candylips1960
Posted: Sunday, July 27, 2014 2:48:54 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 3/20/2013
Posts: 162
Location: United States
Kissing some one that chain smokes. Is like kissing a ashtray. violent3 violent3
Guest
Posted: Sunday, July 27, 2014 3:27:22 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 781,296
Tasted like raw onion. He had just had a cheese n onion sandwich. Yuckkk xx
silveranode
Posted: Sunday, July 27, 2014 4:18:57 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 9/15/2012
Posts: 475
Location: Brisbane , Australia
It wasn't until I went 'Cold Turkey' on nicotine, that discovered the true meaning of kissing an ashtray.
1lush
Posted: Sunday, July 27, 2014 9:38:59 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 3/16/2012
Posts: 937
Location: Eastern, United States
Garlic an Onions
Dirty_D
Posted: Sunday, July 27, 2014 9:44:51 AM

Rank: Head Nurse
Moderator

Joined: 4/15/2011
Posts: 7,543
Location: Soaking up the sun, United States
Mint skoal


GunGirlJess
Posted: Sunday, July 27, 2014 7:43:24 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 1/1/2014
Posts: 249
Location: Near the Border, United States
Guy was fabulous kisser but had chew in his mouth during one smooch, wintergreen---little pieces got into my mouth---it was so gross. (I didn't know what chew was) I was 16 and still remember it every time I clean the toilet with a wintergreen-smelling cleaner! Close second was my first boyfriend kissing me after he'd smoked and toked and drank some beer, !!!! gag !!! like kissing a burning Hefty bag of fermented lawn clippings!
AltaBrwnSgr
Posted: Sunday, July 27, 2014 7:50:50 PM

Rank: Brown Sugar

Joined: 11/20/2013
Posts: 2,521
Location: Tip aya tongue, United States
...icky cigar smoke...He is a passionate kisser, but not after a cigar event with the boys. Yucky!

And by the way, a swig of Crown Royal doesn't help the yuck happening on the tongue! Ew!

puke

sprite
Posted: Sunday, July 27, 2014 8:06:14 PM

Rank: Her Royal Spriteness
Moderator

Joined: 6/18/2010
Posts: 20,795
Location: My Tower, United States
there is nothing worse than kissing a smoker. that tobacco smells clings to them, you taste it in your pores. those are what the worst kisses taste like. oh, and vomit. never kiss someone who's just thrown up. yuck.



Love not hate.
Poppet
Posted: Sunday, July 27, 2014 9:24:23 PM

Rank: Cheeky Chick

Joined: 10/5/2012
Posts: 6,251
Location: In Your Dirty Fantasies, United States
I'm going to assume that a smokers kiss is the nastiest. However, I've been lucky and have never dated a smoker. The nastiest I've ever endured was someone who had a cavity and gave him rotten breath. Let's just say it was the only kiss he got from me.

cockupmyass7926
Posted: Wednesday, July 30, 2014 4:08:16 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 3/18/2013
Posts: 162
Location: New Zealand
corn is one of the worst, beer is another yet i dont drink, the smell makes me sick
1LovelyKinkyKitsune
Posted: Wednesday, July 30, 2014 4:40:08 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 3/5/2014
Posts: 947
Location: ♥
To me a smoker's kiss is NOTHING...

and absolutely nothing compared to BEER... maybe it is one of the specific hops or barley or something, but the stench from some alcohol breath is really noxious.

Gingivitis bad breath kiss can also be really nausiating...

...also POPCORN actually, (like at a movie theatre. I know I like popcorn TOO) but WOOOOO it does something to the kisser's breath and has an oder NOT appealing to me... (kind of like I like certain things like Fritoes, taste good, but not to kiss, but if you talk to someone after they have eaten some... it is as much a turn off as tuna-breath!)


silveranode
Posted: Wednesday, July 30, 2014 5:04:33 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 9/15/2012
Posts: 475
Location: Brisbane , Australia
An ashtray.
My ex-wife was a heavy smoker and it got worse.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, July 30, 2014 7:29:08 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 781,296
Wine...but the kissing was bad...not the wine.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, July 31, 2014 12:09:13 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 781,296
I hate the smell, taste, look, etc. of tobacco. It is bad enough being in the same room as it, let alone kissing someone who uses it.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, July 31, 2014 2:24:39 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 781,296
There is nothing worse than kissing a smoker, it really is like kissing an ashtray.
Mystic62
Posted: Wednesday, August 6, 2014 4:36:49 PM

Rank: Rookie Scribe

Joined: 10/16/2012
Posts: 3
Location: United States
I completely agree with all the negative comments on kissing a smoker. However on the flip side she did have the roughest tongue I have ever encountered.
Buz
Posted: Wednesday, August 6, 2014 8:45:43 PM

Rank: The Linebacker
Moderator

Joined: 3/2/2011
Posts: 10,368
Location: Atlanta, United States
Damn was she good looking but her breath tasted like shit smells.





Meggsy
Posted: Wednesday, August 6, 2014 10:56:18 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 10/23/2013
Posts: 1,571
Location: Australia
A smokers kiss tastes like the bottom of the ash tray.
Kiss a non smoker and enjoy the difference.
ChuckEPoo
Posted: Wednesday, August 6, 2014 11:37:38 PM

Rank: Chuckanator

Joined: 8/30/2013
Posts: 2,420
Location: Ventura, United States
I am in agreement with ashtray kiss. I have never smoked. The smell of tobacco is so pungent to me I can smell it through the air condoned from the car ahead of me. There was this hot chick that I kissed it tasted gross. Horrible tobacco breath. Suddenly she wasn't so hot anymore.

puke

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/indiscretion.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/supernatural/the-miracle-of-christmas.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/my-first-time-39.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cuckold/the-diary.aspx
Guest
Posted: Thursday, August 7, 2014 12:34:32 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 781,296
Buz wrote:
Damn was she good looking but her breath tasted like shit smells.


Clearly , you had yourself an ass kisser.


For me it wasn't so much the smell. I just really hoped that she didn't suck someone off before she did that.

Guest
Posted: Thursday, August 7, 2014 12:36:30 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 781,296
sprite wrote:
there is nothing worse than kissing a smoker. that tobacco smells clings to them, you taste it in your pores. those are what the worst kisses taste like. oh, and vomit. never kiss someone who's just thrown up. yuck.



That's the Dreaded chunky kiss.

Anyone ever kiss someone with dog breath?
Dudealicious
Posted: Thursday, August 7, 2014 10:59:34 PM

Rank: Wise Ass
Moderator

Joined: 11/12/2010
Posts: 5,664
Location: The center of the universe, Canada
Much like others have said....cigarettes. Can't say I like that taste at all (doesn't help I'm allergic to it)

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

Guest
Posted: Friday, August 8, 2014 9:45:54 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 781,296
Cigarettes for sure. Gross! 🙊
BethanyFrasier
Posted: Friday, August 8, 2014 10:43:43 AM

Rank: Rainbow Warrior

Joined: 5/15/2014
Posts: 3,338
Location: Land of Legend, south of the Firelands, United Sta
Not to be repetitive, but Smoker's breath by far is the worst. I flat-out won't have sex with another smoker!

honeydipped
Posted: Thursday, December 18, 2014 5:21:40 PM

Rank: The Bee's Knees

Joined: 8/16/2009
Posts: 5,600
Location: this side of bliss..., United States
cigarettes. sorry, but that's a deal breaker.

KatieElizabeth
Posted: Sunday, December 21, 2014 1:49:17 AM

Rank: English Rose
Moderator

Joined: 10/5/2013
Posts: 1,983
Location: My own sunny little spot, United Kingdom
I would agree with the vast majority of those posting in the thread. Kissing a smoker. I've only done that once and it was just horrid. Yuk lol

splodger
Posted: Sunday, December 21, 2014 2:15:44 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 8/2/2013
Posts: 606
Location: United Kingdom
Smokers.
Munny
Posted: Sunday, December 21, 2014 8:44:49 AM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 7/17/2014
Posts: 89
Location: Pirateship, Cuba
Tasted like death

Who? Me? Well, I can resist anything but temptation... and cookies. But then again cookies are the ultimate tempation.
WillyNorth
Posted: Tuesday, December 23, 2014 6:39:33 AM

Rank: Active Ink Slinger

Joined: 9/21/2014
Posts: 26
Location: United States
Candylips1960 wrote:
Kissing some one that chain smokes. Is like kissing a ashtray. violent3 violent3


This. I was crazy about a girl, we would stay up all night, kissing, playing, fucking and talking while touching. She taught me most of the great things I can do in bed.

One day I can't take the ashtray licking flavor of her kisses. I was done without even asking if she would quit smoking for me. I just couldn't handle one more ashtray kiss. I should have told her why. I saw her years later and she gave me a look that said she was still very hurt over me leaving. I was with my Father in law so didn't speak with her.

I never again dated a girl who smoked though.

Side note....I do have halitosis forever. Something in toothpaste makes it bad, and mouthwash..the alcohol also makes it bad. There is something called Closys that does not have that. So I brush many times a day and use that mouthwash to always feel more confident with my breath. Just a FYI in case someone else has this issue.
Users browsing this topic
Guest 


Forum Jump
You cannot post new topics in this forum.
You cannot reply to topics in this forum.
You cannot delete your posts in this forum.
You cannot edit your posts in this forum.
You cannot create polls in this forum.
You cannot vote in polls in this forum.

Main Forum RSS : RSS

Powered by Yet Another Forum.net version 1.9.1.6 (NET v4.0) - 11/14/2007
Copyright © 2003-2006 Yet Another Forum.net. All rights reserved.