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housedad56
Posted: Monday, June 07, 2010 1:06:34 AM

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There was a gangster going to the Gates of Heaven. St Peter was asking everyone what they did good in their life. When it was the gangster's turn, St Peter asked him, "So what did you do good in your life?" After some thought, the gangster replied, " I gave a little boy 10 cents." St Peter responded,"Good, what else did you do good in your life?" The gangster thought for a couple of minutes and replied, " I gave a little girl 15 cents." St Peter asked, "Anything else?" The gangster thought some more and said, "No that's it." St Peter turned to the angel next to him and said, "Give him back his quarter and tell him to go to hell."

May all your ups and downs be between the sheets.
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Posted: Monday, June 07, 2010 9:46:50 AM

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evil4 Good one.
housedad56
Posted: Monday, June 07, 2010 12:41:01 PM

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bj Thank you. All compliments accepted.

May all your ups and downs be between the sheets.
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Posted: Monday, June 07, 2010 12:44:38 PM

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LMAO good one
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Posted: Tuesday, June 08, 2010 4:11:18 PM

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