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redhotmommacita
Posted: Thursday, June 3, 2010 3:33:27 PM

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Incompetent people in authority positions. Who know absolutely nothing, but they have a title and think they know everything.



Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"


stang
Posted: Thursday, June 3, 2010 8:03:20 PM

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When I fuck on something I already know how to do.
Guest
Posted: Friday, June 4, 2010 10:05:22 AM

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pretentious people
WellMadeMale
Posted: Saturday, June 5, 2010 9:59:46 AM

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I had a "perfect" day yesterday. Everywhere I went, people were telling me my choices and actions were "perfect".

It started when I opened a checking account in town to cash the odd piddly-assed checks I occasionally get, instead of mailing them or scanning them to deposit them at my out of town bank. It's a lot more convenient to drop them off at the local bank, which has branches all over town, even in the grocery stores. I swear to God, damn near every time she spoke to me, the bank representative assured me that what I was doing was "perfect".

"You just want yourself on this account? Perfect..."
"Just sign there...perfect!"
"No ATM card? Perfect."
And you don't want any checks? Perfect..."

That last one sent me over the edge.

Really? A fucking checking account with no fucking checks is fucking "perfect"? Well then why the fuck do you call it a fucking checking account?!? I was pretty irritated by the gratuitous and insincere overuse of the word "perfect" by the time I left the bank, and then I was seemingly bombarded with it everywhere I went.

"Blue cheese on your salad? Perfect!"

Why the hell do you offer any other kind of fucking dressing if Blue Gawddamned Fucking Cheese is perfect?

"Credit or debit? Debit? Perfect!"

Why have credit if debit is so fucking perfect?

"Fill it up with regular? Perfect!"

Why do you have any other gawddamn grade of gas if regular is perfect?

It went on and on like that, all fucking day, everything I was doing was "perfect". Until, of course, I got home...then I could do nothing right.

FUCK!

thefinger


Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, June 5, 2010 9:25:54 PM

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Having a relationship with A FUCKING CHILD!

Ling
Guest
Posted: Sunday, June 6, 2010 3:45:02 PM

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people were telling me my choices and actions were "perfect"


I know just what you mean, Male Man. I had it happen years ago with a credit card company, I think. Instead of "perfect", she would say "thank-you-very-much" after each answer I gave her.

I told the wife I feel sorry for her hubby during sex. "Oh, you're sucking my nipples. Thank-you-very-much." "You spanked my ass. Thank-you-very-much." "I did orgasm that time. Thank-you-very-much."
Guest
Posted: Monday, June 7, 2010 1:31:46 AM

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KOOL-AID.
Guest
Posted: Monday, June 7, 2010 9:34:52 AM

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Ataldeath wrote:
KOOL-AID.


Ok, I'll bite. Why does Kool-Aid piss you off? angry9
LustfullLove
Posted: Monday, June 7, 2010 3:01:09 PM

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people that keep on sprouting off random facts thinking they are so cool cause they smarter then you. mind you it is so much fun when you can prove them wrong. it almost makes up for all the times they pissed you off. almost being the key word
Guest
Posted: Thursday, June 10, 2010 12:16:38 PM

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School being out for the summer and no one to watch the children all day long.
ChainedLove
Posted: Thursday, June 10, 2010 8:34:12 PM

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Learning that I was being used for little more than making another woman jealous.

In lust and dreams,

Ashlyn
Guest
Posted: Thursday, June 10, 2010 10:30:34 PM

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Getting blamed for loosing something when I never had it in the fucking first place.
redhotmommacita
Posted: Thursday, June 10, 2010 11:03:17 PM

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I hate when COP's do nothing when they see abuse being done. to an innocent woman being beaten by her brother for no reason.



Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"


Dancing_Doll
Posted: Friday, June 11, 2010 12:30:48 PM

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Backstabbers...


Guest
Posted: Friday, June 11, 2010 12:33:18 PM

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redhotmommacita wrote:
I hate when COP's do nothing when they see abuse being done. to an innocent woman being beaten by her brother for no reason.


Christ! What did you do?
Concretus
Posted: Friday, June 11, 2010 1:45:59 PM

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I hate people who judge others, but if u judge them, or dont agree with their judgment, u r wrong
She
Posted: Saturday, June 12, 2010 2:32:59 AM

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people.
WellMadeMale
Posted: Saturday, June 12, 2010 5:04:42 AM

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I hate my fcked up memory. 11 years ago, I flipped out my credit card to purchase a $12 year long subscription to a website for online greeting cards. And yeah, I know most of 'em are free and there were some free websites then too.

This one had the one greeting card that I really wanted for that one occasion.

I am still being billed, $12 every gawddamned June for the last ten years. And I thought it was a one time deal. I can't even find the website anymore (cuz they no longer exist) but they have my cc # and keep depleting my account.

And each year, I tell myself that I'm going to do something about it.

It's a major hassle to get the account transferred over to a new account (as I'm making a few other monthly payments with this card). But I remember now, that's what my cc company told me I should do, 7 or 8 years ago to be sure to nip this issue.

fawk! Another $12 I pissed away this last year.

Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, June 12, 2010 10:35:29 AM

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That fact that some people can get away with bending/breaking the rules and never get smacked down for it.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, June 12, 2010 10:41:29 AM

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roccotool wrote:
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people were telling me my choices and actions were "perfect"


I know just what you mean, Male Man. I had it happen years ago with a credit card company, I think. Instead of "perfect", she would say "thank-you-very-much" after each answer I gave her.

I told the wife I feel sorry for her hubby during sex. "Oh, you're sucking my nipples. Thank-you-very-much." "You spanked my ass. Thank-you-very-much." "I did orgasm that time. Thank-you-very-much."


laughing6
JCG619
Posted: Saturday, June 12, 2010 11:08:44 AM

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Ignorant People PISS me off and REALLY religious people, though that just kinda annoys me
Guest
Posted: Saturday, June 12, 2010 2:31:33 PM

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Things that piss me off: My mother; My mother's voice; People who act surprised at common things that shouldn't surprise them; Don't know the difference between "your, you're," "their, there, and they're," or leave words out of a sentence; People who always ask for things when I don't know them; People who like to try to control me, yet get to do things I don't want to do; People who won't acknowledge that I was right; People who assume that I'm wrong because of my age, height, or weight; People who always ask for cam even though I've told them no multiple times before; People who automatically assume I like sex or that I want sex with them; People that assume I want to role play with them all the time; People who assume I want to hear who they've fucked recently; People that like to think I'm attracted to them because they have a cock' Guys who think that me thinking of their cock will get me wet; People that talk to me like I'm 5.


...Yeah I think that's about it!
Guest
Posted: Saturday, June 12, 2010 2:55:22 PM

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Big breath Ann! LOL Feel better? 6

Guest
Posted: Saturday, June 12, 2010 3:07:01 PM

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Aaannn wrote:
People that talk to me like I'm 5.




Shit honey I'm 35 and I get talked to and treated that way sometimes LMAO
Guest
Posted: Saturday, June 12, 2010 3:12:46 PM

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Moving day!

And the amount of shit I have!
Guest
Posted: Saturday, June 12, 2010 3:26:11 PM

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Necho wrote:
Moving day!

And the amount of shit I have!


You never know just how much shit you have until you move. I did it 4 times in one year and hope I will only make one more in my life to get out of the neighborhood that used to be so good that turned to shit.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, June 12, 2010 3:35:37 PM

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my friends who leave without say goodbye or anything wonder why i put myself through it
Guest
Posted: Saturday, June 12, 2010 4:04:58 PM

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lol Yeah :) I could go on for days if I remembered to breathe once or twice. Elated that I got a laugh out of you Kathleen :D
Guest
Posted: Saturday, June 12, 2010 4:06:17 PM

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bikebum1975 wrote:
Aaannn wrote:
People that talk to me like I'm 5.




Shit honey I'm 35 and I get talked to and treated that way sometimes LMAO


lol That sucks! I'm sorry to hear that hon
Guest
Posted: Saturday, June 12, 2010 11:02:44 PM

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freefallin1309 wrote:
Necho wrote:
Moving day!

And the amount of shit I have!


You never know just how much shit you have until you move. I did it 4 times in one year and hope I will only make one more in my life to get out of the neighborhood that used to be so good that turned to shit.


I honestly felt like just throwing half my shit away, now that's it all unpacked it looks so much less!
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