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Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 29, 2010 11:51:35 PM

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granted...it is paid off .....but then it is stolen



I wish I could make my girl the happiest woman in the world
Guest
Posted: Friday, July 09, 2010 5:43:19 PM

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Granted.... unfortunately she has just had her teeth whitened and people ~ yourself included ~ are racing out to buy sunglasses because her continuous smile is so blinding bright....

I wish winter would hurry up and finish...
LustfullLove
Posted: Friday, July 09, 2010 7:47:20 PM

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Location: Canada
granted but you will have a summer so swelteringly hot you will wish for the winter again

i wish for a camaro just like bumble bee who can in fact transform
Guest
Posted: Friday, July 09, 2010 11:13:50 PM

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Granted and it transforms in to me!

I wish for ride on the space shuttle
LustfullLove
Posted: Saturday, July 10, 2010 12:51:55 AM

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granted but your ride last for 2.5 seconds before coming to a halting stop freezing in the air causing you to be stuck in mid air for years

i wish for a les paul custom
Guest
Posted: Saturday, July 10, 2010 7:16:18 PM

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granted, but no place to play it

I wish for a night of unbelievable sex with s special woman
Eeyore123
Posted: Sunday, July 11, 2010 6:15:32 PM

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Your wish has been granted 12 oragatangs will visit you for a stayover

i wish for some cudling

LusciousLola
Posted: Wednesday, July 14, 2010 6:56:08 AM

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Granted you will be tightly cuddled by your naked skeevie neighbor, who happens to have a bad case of oozing poison ivy.

I wish for a pedicure.
lonelyforgood
Posted: Wednesday, July 14, 2010 3:33:18 PM

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Location: Texas
granted but the equipment is dirty and you lose your toes!

I wish for a date with my high school crush



Alone is not always a bad place to be
Guest
Posted: Friday, July 16, 2010 4:37:13 AM

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I grant you your date, but this girl/boy has indeed turned ugly!

I wish for a new TV
tubby1961
Posted: Friday, July 16, 2010 7:13:41 AM

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Location: Down Under, Australia
I grant you your wish though your new TV comes with only one channel, the weather.

I wish for a night out with a gorgeous blonde woman.


"Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen

"I am willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong." Samuel Goldwyn
Eeyore123
Posted: Saturday, July 17, 2010 12:18:55 PM

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granted but the gorgeous blonde is really a he/she

i wish for a winter cabin w/ a roaring fire and a bear rug

Guest
Posted: Saturday, July 17, 2010 12:30:19 PM

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granted but the fire is so hot it burns everything down and the bear rug is just a skin with no fur.

I wish to have a 1 million dollar and a bunch of trip to anywhere i wanna go
lonelyforgood
Posted: Saturday, July 17, 2010 12:57:21 PM

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granted but your trip is grounded on a deserted isle with no hope of return

I wish for six months of solitude



Alone is not always a bad place to be
LusciousLola
Posted: Saturday, July 17, 2010 5:49:25 PM

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Granted. They will be the longest 6 months of your life. You will suffer hallucinations and find that the sexy girl you've been screwing is really a racoon.

I wish to have 3 sexy men filling me up.drunken
lonelyforgood
Posted: Saturday, July 17, 2010 8:23:12 PM

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Granted, but you will find they are also filling each other up

I wish to sail around the world



Alone is not always a bad place to be
Eeyore123
Posted: Monday, July 19, 2010 2:12:31 AM

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granted but you find yourself lost in the bermuda triangle going around and around


i wish for a week end of endless passionfish

facsuper
Posted: Monday, July 19, 2010 2:58:06 AM

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Location: Sitting on the lily pad
Granted you the endless passion week end





Iwish you would never leave

A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thee.

Guest
Posted: Monday, July 19, 2010 3:19:29 AM

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Granted but they put you in shackles that tie you two together

I wish for someone to cuddle with
DonAbdul
Posted: Monday, July 19, 2010 3:44:35 AM

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Location: PHC
Pixie wrote:
You will get your trip, only to be ravished by jelly fish and crabs as you are frolicking in the surf.

I wish for some kind of company.


Granted; I'd give you BP but you'll have to deal with a lot of Bad Press! (LOL)

I wish to own an Island

Life is too short to waste it on drama. Have fun while you still can.
Guest
Posted: Monday, July 19, 2010 5:16:41 PM

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Granted; But the natives revolt.

I wish I could retire.
Eeyore123
Posted: Monday, July 19, 2010 8:19:19 PM

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wish granted but you will have noo money

a trip to the florida's key west

Guest
Posted: Friday, July 23, 2010 9:30:35 AM

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Okay, but when you go, huge mobs of angry people will chase you and beat you

I wish for my own library of books
lonelyforgood
Posted: Saturday, July 24, 2010 6:42:40 AM

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Granted but they are written by Sarah Palin

I wish for true love!



Alone is not always a bad place to be
Southern_Sass
Posted: Saturday, July 24, 2010 8:32:15 AM

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Location: Ridin the Waves of Lush, United States
Granted but sadly, it is only one sided...

I wish that life was easier

lonelyforgood
Posted: Saturday, July 24, 2010 8:49:54 AM

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granted, but being homeless will not suit you

I wish that I could just disappear



Alone is not always a bad place to be
Southern_Sass
Posted: Saturday, July 24, 2010 8:51:52 AM

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Location: Ridin the Waves of Lush, United States
Granted but you miss your one love

I wish that I could just be me

Eeyore123
Posted: Saturday, July 24, 2010 3:43:20 PM

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Granted but hurry it is only till midnight sunday

i wish for a romantic evening

Jillianne
Posted: Sunday, July 25, 2010 9:15:22 PM

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Location: In her bed, Canada
granted but it last for only a moment as a herd of cattle come running through destroying everything

i wish for my best friend to realize i exist
SweetSexyThing
Posted: Monday, July 26, 2010 3:35:56 AM

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Location: (Doesn't mean I'm Italian), Italy
granted your best friend knows now you exist but will not be visible to sight

i wish to be with my friends back in Canada... :(







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