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Posted: Friday, July 23, 2010 4:16:08 PM

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A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office
and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand.
Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland .

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
I got proof.

What kind of proof?
She going to poison me.
She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read English pretty good, and it say:
~~~Polish Remover~~~
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Posted: Friday, July 23, 2010 4:32:51 PM

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that was good!
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Posted: Friday, July 23, 2010 5:17:00 PM

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That is funny as hell!
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Posted: Saturday, July 24, 2010 6:37:13 AM

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Posted: Saturday, July 24, 2010 7:07:07 AM

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Glad I read this first thing in the morning...gave me a good laugh...
What are you trying to say about Polaks anyway??? But, way too funny...
I rate it three monkeys...
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