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Susan
Posted: Tuesday, November 25, 2008 3:56:11 PM

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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists...2 men and a woman

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another, eight in a row. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."

Moral: Never put a woman to the test.
fireman
Posted: Tuesday, November 25, 2008 6:21:50 PM

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So who passed?? laughing6
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, November 26, 2008 9:03:48 AM

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Good one.
WickedDrX
Posted: Wednesday, November 26, 2008 10:55:15 PM

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Actually, the woman did get the job but was fired later for bitching her targets to death. Deemed too cruel.
Batman
Posted: Wednesday, November 26, 2008 11:37:56 PM

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Welcome and so long.

You are so dead meat.beat_deadhorse

Bat
nicola
Posted: Thursday, November 27, 2008 12:53:04 AM

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WickedDrX wrote:
Actually, the woman did get the job but was fired later for bitching her targets to death. Deemed too cruel.


Welcome DrX. hello2 Not sure you've made too many female friends right there happy8
fireman
Posted: Thursday, November 27, 2008 1:38:16 AM

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Lush wrote:
WickedDrX wrote:
Actually, the woman did get the job but was fired later for bitching her targets to death. Deemed too cruel.


Welcome DrX. hello2 Not sure you've made too many female friends right there happy8



I don't think he did either...lol
Susan
Posted: Thursday, November 27, 2008 7:20:53 AM

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WickedDrX wrote:
Actually, the woman did get the job but was fired later for bitching her targets to death. Deemed too cruel.



Hey Zafia i got my swords you get your whip and lets teach him some manners. L35
fireman
Posted: Thursday, November 27, 2008 10:16:00 AM

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WickedDr...looks like the woman are teaming up to teach you a lesson... Don't worry I'll watch your back (from a distance)...lmao
Zafia
Posted: Friday, November 28, 2008 6:24:59 PM

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What up Dr. X....

Don't think we have been properly introduced yet.......



"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."





fireman
Posted: Saturday, November 29, 2008 12:41:58 AM

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Zafia wrote:
What up Dr. X....

Don't think we have been properly introduced yet.......



Dr X.

I think I'll rather watch Z's back....it's nicer
techgoddess
Posted: Saturday, November 29, 2008 8:36:28 AM

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Move over Fireman...I wanna watch Z's backside too...

~~Tech
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do...
Birdie
Posted: Saturday, November 29, 2008 8:39:20 AM

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Can I sit with you Tech?
techgoddess
Posted: Saturday, November 29, 2008 8:42:21 AM

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Lil_Birdie wrote:
Can I sit with you Tech?


*Pats the spot right next to me*...Of course LB! cat

~~Tech
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do...
Birdie
Posted: Saturday, November 29, 2008 8:44:43 AM

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Yeaaa!!! hello1

happy1
techgoddess
Posted: Saturday, November 29, 2008 8:51:05 AM

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MMM you smell good...or is that the popcorn? Or both?L16

Here...have some wine to wash down the popcorn 3601



~~Tech
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do...
Birdie
Posted: Saturday, November 29, 2008 8:52:51 AM

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Lean in a little closer and find out...L16
Yes, I would love some wine...
techgoddess
Posted: Saturday, November 29, 2008 9:01:27 AM

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Leans in closer...pours you a glass...tilts my head to see more of Z's amazing backside....what a nice way to spend a Saturday morning....

~~Tech
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do...
Birdie
Posted: Saturday, November 29, 2008 9:03:02 AM

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I totally agree.

It IS an excellent view....
techgoddess
Posted: Saturday, November 29, 2008 9:05:30 AM

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smiles....pours you another glass...

~~Tech
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do...
Birdie
Posted: Saturday, November 29, 2008 9:06:12 AM

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techgoddess wrote:
smiles....pours you another glass...


Are you trying to seduce me? LOL
techgoddess
Posted: Saturday, November 29, 2008 9:07:49 AM

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Lil_Birdie wrote:
techgoddess wrote:
smiles....pours you another glass...


Are you trying to seduce me? LOL


Just enjoying a lovely Saturday morning with one of my fellow temptresses....



~~Tech
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do...
Birdie
Posted: Saturday, November 29, 2008 9:09:25 AM

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techgoddess wrote:
Lil_Birdie wrote:
techgoddess wrote:
smiles....pours you another glass...


Are you trying to seduce me? LOL


Just enjoying a lovely Saturday morning with one of my fellow temptresses....



We need Zaf to join us, don't we? Hey Z, hurry up and beat that guy so you can play with us...
techgoddess
Posted: Saturday, November 29, 2008 9:10:23 AM

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Lil_Birdie wrote:
techgoddess wrote:
Lil_Birdie wrote:
techgoddess wrote:
smiles....pours you another glass...


Are you trying to seduce me? LOL


Just enjoying a lovely Saturday morning with one of my fellow temptresses....



We need Zaf to join us, don't we? Hey Z, hurry up and beat that guy so you can play with us...


two's company....three is delicious!

~~Tech
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do...
Birdie
Posted: Saturday, November 29, 2008 9:10:59 AM

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Yummy!!
techgoddess
Posted: Saturday, November 29, 2008 9:15:54 AM

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Lil_Birdie wrote:
Yummy!!


Oui il est très délicieux !

~~Tech
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do...
Birdie
Posted: Saturday, November 29, 2008 9:22:30 AM

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techgoddess wrote:
Lil_Birdie wrote:
Yummy!!


Oui il est très délicieux !


I do so love it when you break out into French...Oo La La!! LOL
techgoddess
Posted: Saturday, November 29, 2008 9:30:19 AM

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Le Français est une langue très séduisante n'est ce pas?

~~Déesse de technologie

~~Tech
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do...
Chuck
Posted: Saturday, November 29, 2008 10:18:45 AM

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Hmmmm, wonder how the French would treat a tourist moseying by, looking for directions about now..
Susan
Posted: Saturday, November 29, 2008 10:29:20 AM

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I totally agree Tech and Birdie. Can I sitting with you ladies and watch the show? I brought tequila.


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