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Posted: Friday, July 2, 2010 11:37:58 AM

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They all got along so well, til the domestics pushed their curiosity, huh?

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WellMadeMale
Posted: Sunday, July 4, 2010 9:23:07 AM

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"Let's play Tag. You're IT!"



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Maverick777
Posted: Sunday, July 4, 2010 9:55:03 AM

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THIS ONE FOR CAT LOVERS-



An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.

Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there yet, will be.

At least dogs do what you tell them to do. Cats take a message and get back to you.

Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.

Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.

Cat rule #2: Bite the hand that won't feed you fast enough.

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit.

Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't, so that's all right.

Cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.

Cats know what we feel. They don't care, but they know.

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.

I had to get rid of my wife. The cat was allergic.!"

Let's put a smile on that face.
Guest
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Cats know what we feel. They don't care, but they know.


True. evil4
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Trapdoor Kitty



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Rabbit X-Games

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Loved doz. evil4
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Posted: Sunday, August 29, 2010 6:50:13 PM

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Posted: Sunday, August 29, 2010 11:55:09 PM

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awww

You're coming home wiff me, you ugly little sonuvabitch.

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Posted: Monday, August 30, 2010 9:37:21 AM

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Grr and stuff. That was cute.
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I just noticed this thread went from a humour piece, to a lol cats marathon.



Meh, sobeit:

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LMAO, Bud. good find 6

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