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Guest
Posted: Monday, September 13, 2010 3:11:28 PM

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A lot of people actually believe in a coming zombie apocalypse... where a huge portion of the worlds humans will become slow, flesh eating zombies. There are groups dedicated to zombie survival. They purchase guns, train themselves in zombie tactics and outdoor survival, and try to warn others.

My question is... do you believe there could be zombies? And if you do, are you ready for them?


~Dudeness
MMonroe
Posted: Monday, September 13, 2010 3:17:20 PM

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To be honest i have thought about what i'd do and it would probably be gather supplies, food, water, something to defend myself, find somewhere to hole up for a while and STAY THERE!! Dont let anyone in or out!
LadyX
Posted: Monday, September 13, 2010 4:11:58 PM

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I don't know if Zombies could be real, but if they are, I'm prepared. I watched Zombieland, and took those rules to heart.

Bring it on, bitches!
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Posted: Monday, September 13, 2010 4:49:32 PM

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I'd be hunting me some Zombies and eating them.

My barbeque rub and sauce makes everything taste like smoked chicken.

Bring it on beyotches!

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nicola
Posted: Monday, September 13, 2010 4:58:56 PM

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People should stop playing so many video games, and go out and get some fresh air and exercise evil4
sassycheergirl
Posted: Monday, September 13, 2010 5:05:45 PM

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nicola wrote:
People should stop playing so many video games, and go out and get some fresh air and exercise evil4


I'm with you on that one...


*smiles, hugs, and lollipops*



Sassy
Guest
Posted: Monday, September 13, 2010 5:27:13 PM

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Dudeness92 wrote:
A lot of people actually believe in a coming zombie apocalypse... where a huge portion of the worlds humans will become slow, flesh eating zombies. There are groups dedicated to zombie survival. They purchase guns, train themselves in zombie tactics and outdoor survival, and try to warn others.

My question is... do you believe there could be zombies? And if you do, are you ready for them?


~Dudeness


Curious to know where you get this info from.
Guest
Posted: Monday, September 13, 2010 5:30:36 PM

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chefkathleen wrote:

Curious to know where you get this info from.


I research zombies... lol and yes I have a zombie survival plan just in case....
LadyX
Posted: Monday, September 13, 2010 5:33:27 PM

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We should coordinate our efforts- that way if the zombie apocalypse goes down, we'll know where the 'safe areas' are. I'm sure somebody's already started to figure these things out.
Guest
Posted: Monday, September 13, 2010 5:36:31 PM

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The Zombie Survival Guide (by Max Brooks) is the most detailed and zombie-accurate book you can get.... very useful
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Posted: Monday, September 13, 2010 6:01:47 PM

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Guest
Posted: Monday, September 13, 2010 6:34:34 PM

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dancenude Of all the horror genres that people believe in, and as much as I love Zombie movies myself, I have to say the idea of a zombie apocolypse is lame, lame, lame. Wake up. The "stereo-typical" shoot 'em in the brain, gut-munching zombie, is a newborn, only first developed in the late 1960's. It does not even count as a superstision, such as werewolves or vampires. Even propper, voodoo zombies, are something that his only existed in the post-Colombus Era.

If you believe in this then I ask for you to go out and get the same thing the zombies in The Return Of The Living Dead beg for...."Brains, brains, brains...."

-MV


Guest
Posted: Monday, September 13, 2010 6:42:19 PM

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Unfortunately, they are very real. I work with them everyday.
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Posted: Monday, September 13, 2010 6:49:23 PM

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Dudeness92 wrote:
My question is... do you believe there could be zombies?


Zombies already exist. They run the government. And yes, I have a survival plan.

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LadyX
Posted: Monday, September 13, 2010 7:42:32 PM

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Master_Vyle wrote:
dancenude Of all the horror genres that people believe in, and as much as I love Zombie movies myself, I have to say the idea of a zombie apocolypse is lame, lame, lame. Wake up. The "stereo-typical" shoot 'em in the brain, gut-munching zombie, is a newborn, only first developed in the late 1960's. It does not even count as a superstision, such as werewolves or vampires. Even propper, voodoo zombies, are something that his only existed in the post-Colombus Era.

If you believe in this then I ask for you to go out and get the same thing the zombies in The Return Of The Living Dead beg for...."Brains, brains, brains...."

-MV




Wow, thanks for the wake-up call, "Master", I'll try to get my proper fairy tale superstitions straight. LOL.

Really, you can take it easy, not to worry- I don't actually believe in zombies. Do you believe in sarcasm?
dancenude

Guest
Posted: Monday, September 13, 2010 9:24:24 PM

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lol, I would love if it could actually happen but I don't think so. Now if you're talking about something like what happened in 28 Days Later is more possible than Romero's zombie style.
rxtales
Posted: Tuesday, September 14, 2010 1:41:01 AM

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LadyX wrote:
We should coordinate our efforts- that way if the zombie apocalypse goes down, we'll know where the 'safe areas' are. I'm sure somebody's already started to figure these things out.


we could have a lush safe house
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, September 14, 2010 4:06:43 AM

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Dudeness92 wrote:
A lot of people actually believe in a coming zombie apocalypse... where a huge portion of the worlds humans will become slow, flesh eating zombies.



Why slow? In Michael Jackson's video they had pretty sharp moves.


Anyway, regarding your question, yes I do believe in them, but I am not scared because I know there's a secret army of Ninjas ready to save us when the zombie apocalypse comes.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, September 14, 2010 5:33:07 AM

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Has anyone here actually ever been to a post office or the RTA........the apocalypse is already upon us! Time to go get me a shotgun and some piano wire....
XX
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Ian
Posted: Tuesday, September 14, 2010 6:17:26 AM

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oddly enough, this is a topic that a few of my friends and i hit a few times... even more odd, some of these friends have high hopes that it will happen... (O_o)

i say what happens happens, the last man/woman standing (even though most zombie movies doubt that women stand a chance lo) will either off them self or die of hunger, but im ready, bring it!
mercianknight
Posted: Tuesday, September 14, 2010 6:17:41 AM

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How could I have been so dumb? It's all so clear to me now that I lift my head up above my cubicle. The glazed look in their eyes, the monotoned voices, the laboured movements as they shuffle to the photo-copier, and, worst of all, the way the rend the flesh from their KFC at lunch-times!!!!!

I need help, we have strict gun control laws here, but I do have a pointy end on my biro pen. Any suggestions?????? evil4

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Posted: Tuesday, September 14, 2010 7:01:38 AM

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nicola wrote:
People should stop playing so many video games, and go out and get some fresh air and exercise evil4


If you don't believe in zombies, then obviously you've never been to Tampa, Florida. Or certain parts of Miami Beach. Yeecccch!
veryJUICY
Posted: Tuesday, September 14, 2010 12:26:49 PM

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Ooh umm dnt really know much abt zombies but ...*IF* i is true and it does happen just letting everyone know ..im on dudeness92's team ...he know his ..stuff LoL just sayin
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, September 14, 2010 2:06:09 PM

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Quote:
just sayin


Now if you could just say it in English.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, September 14, 2010 2:18:41 PM

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My plan is befriend a gun nut!
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, September 14, 2010 3:27:13 PM

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Loislane wrote:


My plan is befriend a gun nut!


You already have 2 here on Lush!
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, September 14, 2010 3:46:31 PM

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(grins)
MrNudiePants
Posted: Wednesday, September 15, 2010 5:47:19 PM

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chefkathleen wrote:
Loislane wrote:


My plan is befriend a gun nut!


You already have 2 here on Lush!


Three. But remember - you don't have to be able to run faster than the zombies - you just have to be able to run faster than your friends...
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, September 15, 2010 6:23:44 PM

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Yes, I have stocked up on supplies.

If Brea Lynn, Zemanova, and Monica Sweetheart come after me, I am ready with lube, metal cuffs, and a cold, metal patio table.

MrNudiePants
Posted: Wednesday, September 15, 2010 7:24:57 PM

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What if Jenna Jameson was the zombie...?











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