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Posted: Sunday, September 12, 2010 1:03:40 PM

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In the hospital, where a family member lay gravely ill, the relatives gathered in the waiting room. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.


'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces. 'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the BRAIN.'

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a time, someone asked, 'How much will a brain cost?'

The doctor quickly responded, '$5,000 for a male brain; $200 for a female brain.'

The moment turned awkward. Some of the men actually had to'try' to not smile, avoiding eye contact with the women.

A man unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, 'Why is the male brain so much more than a female brain?'

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the female brains a lot lower because they've been used.'
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Posted: Sunday, September 12, 2010 3:35:21 PM

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Well it is funny now!!
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lmao!!!


*smiles, hugs, and lollipops*



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d'oh!

You'll pay for that one Lfunny

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Guest
Posted: Monday, September 13, 2010 9:49:04 AM

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mercianknight wrote:
d'oh!

You'll pay for that one Lfunny


I know but, it was cute. happy8
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CHEF!!!!!! angry9 angry9 angry9 I will get even. How about I take your apple butter back evil4
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Charlie_Brown wrote:
CHEF!!!!!! angry9 angry9 angry9 I will get even. How about I take your apple butter back evil4


You leave her applebutter ALONE!!

hello1 hello1 hello1 LOVED IT

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, September 14, 2010 8:54:31 PM

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Oh great ... just what we need ... more women vs. men bashing ... thumbs down.
Just sayin' ...
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dontknow Why is this one funny while BudIce's post about female hormones in beer is not?

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Posted: Sunday, September 19, 2010 10:11:46 AM

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ReallyHard wrote:
dontknow Why is this one funny while BudIce's post about female hormones in beer is not?


I don't know. I didn't see it.
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