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MrNudiePants
Posted: Thursday, September 23, 2010 9:30:56 AM

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Many people here know that I often work late or weekend hours, and sometimes I use the opportunity to relax and unwind. I'm usually the only person in the office, so it's pretty easy to loosen up. There have been times when I've worked a whole Saturday work nude, and I've taken photos of myself in and around the office. There have been times before when I've just leaned back with a margarita in my hand and surfed porn for a couple hours. Other than almost getting caught by the office manager with my dick in my hand once, I can't remember doing anything really crazy.

So what's your story? What's the craziest thing you've ever done on the clock?
Bunny12
Posted: Thursday, September 23, 2010 10:07:23 AM

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Gave my married English boss who was 20 years older than me a back rub that turned into a blow job and then a 5 year on and off again affair.

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WellMadeMale
Posted: Thursday, September 23, 2010 11:36:09 AM

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MrNudiePants wrote:
Many people here know that I often work late or weekend hours, and sometimes I use the opportunity to relax and unwind. Other than almost getting caught by the office manager with my dick in my hand once, I can't remember doing anything really crazy.

So what's your story? What's the craziest thing you've ever done on the clock?


You must also be in charge of office video monitoring after hours eh?



I took my 3 week milf gf to my office very early one Saturday morning, 1:30 am or so. A north facing room with a 12th floor view over a major 8 lane highway and residential area ( nice view if you're into looking down at tree tops ) and mouth-fucked her while she lay on her back across my desktop. She was into the porn scene fucking. I enjoy that too.

As I was prepping her for some stand-up, legs-spread, two hands against the window - rear entry, we heard the elevator doors in the lobby roll open and the muffled 'DING '. Heheh, we both hid on the floor behind my desk for the next 20 minutes while she gave me head to another audibly muffled set of noises. I couldn't unload while thinking of someone being on the floor with us, so I fought her off of me finally. lol

I then looked out of my barely opened door and noticed a bank of lights on at the west end of the floor and suspected an on-call geek of being in the office. I asked Debra to stay inside the room as I went to investigate.

Sure enough, Bryan was in his cubicle putting out early morning fires. He and I got to talking some and as I was saying my goodnight to him, a pair of red thong panties smacked me in the left side of my face and flopped onto my shoulder. Debra had snapped them at me like a rubber band and she was standing, hidden from Bryan's view just on the other side of his 6' tall cubicle wall.

Bryan flinched in his chair, raised an eyebrow and said while grinning, "You know you're not the only one here who does that."

This elicited a laugh from Deb, a chuckle from me and a 'Groucho Marx bouncing-eyebrows' expression from Bryan.

She and I walked out to the elevator and went down to the 10th floor which I knew to be deserted and continued our lust fest in a bit more privacy for another 40 minutes.

She lived just 3 miles from the office, but it was a different change of pace from her bedroom.

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Posted: Thursday, September 23, 2010 11:38:57 AM

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actually worked and not spent all day playing on lush ;)

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Posted: Thursday, September 23, 2010 12:13:37 PM

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MrNudiePants wrote:


So what's your story? What's the craziest thing you've ever done on the clock?


Worked, and not go out of my mind from an eighteen hour work day.
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Posted: Thursday, September 23, 2010 1:41:12 PM

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WellMadeMale wrote:
MrNudiePants wrote:
Many people here know that I often work late or weekend hours, and sometimes I use the opportunity to relax and unwind. Other than almost getting caught by the office manager with my dick in my hand once, I can't remember doing anything really crazy.

So what's your story? What's the craziest thing you've ever done on the clock?


You must also be in charge of office video monitoring after hours eh?



I took my 3 week milf gf to my office very early one Saturday morning, 1:30 am or so. A north facing room with a 12th floor view over a major 8 lane highway and residential area ( nice view if you're into looking down at tree tops ) and mouth-fucked her while she lay on her back across my desktop. She was into the porn scene fucking. I enjoy that too.

As I was prepping her for some stand-up, legs-spread, two hands against the window - rear entry, we heard the elevator doors in the lobby roll open and the muffled 'DING '. Heheh, we both hid on the floor behind my desk for the next 20 minutes while she gave me head to another audibly muffled set of noises. I couldn't unload while thinking of someone being on the floor with us, so I fought her off of me finally. lol

I then looked out of my barely opened door and noticed a bank of lights on at the west end of the floor and suspected an on-call geek of being in the office. I asked Debra to stay inside the room as I went to investigate.

Sure enough, Bryan was in his cubicle putting out early morning fires. He and I got to talking some and as I was saying my goodnight to him, a pair of red thong panties smacked me in the left side of my face and flopped onto my shoulder. Debra had snapped them at me like a rubber band and she was standing, hidden from Bryan's view just on the other side of his 6' tall cubicle wall.

Bryan flinched in his chair, raised an eyebrow and said while grinning, "You know you're not the only one here who does that."

This elicited a laugh from Deb, a chuckle from me and a 'Groucho Marx bouncing-eyebrows' expression from Bryan.

She and I walked out to the elevator and went down to the 10th floor which I knew to be deserted and continued our lust fest in a bit more privacy for another 40 minutes.

She lived just 3 miles from the office, but it was a different change of pace from her bedroom.


Oh WMM you had me laughin so LOUD at that crucial moment when she pinged her red thong ha ha I think my neighbours must have heard me laughin hello1 hello1 hello1 hello1
castlequeen
Posted: Thursday, September 23, 2010 4:54:11 PM

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My job requires a lot of interviewing of patients, and many times, I record sessions, and last year I went fully digital with a new, state of the art model. I was testing it, seeing how well it worked for transcribing sessions. It worked great! Then hubby called, and our, uh, conversation got rather heated (I was in my second trimester, hormone overload), but we finished up our chat, no problem before anyone else got there. After lunch, a colleague asked about my new recorder and I showed him how well it worked, as my voice came from it, saying "God I can't wait until I can ride your cock tonight, you can fuck me all night long". You could have heard a pin drop in the office. I always had the playback level loud to aid in transcribing a session. Too loud. The girls just started laughing and my male colleague just shuffled out of the office with an embarrassed look. Now, I use headphones, just in case.

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Posted: Thursday, September 23, 2010 5:27:53 PM

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That was funny as all get out!
belle02026
Posted: Thursday, September 23, 2010 9:10:35 PM

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I often masturbate in the bathroom after lunch and very seldomly in my office. I always wonder if people will know that I've just masturbated. As far as I know, no one has ever caught on. LOL!

Not someting naughty at work but I often have extremely vivid and sexually explicit dreams about my boss. It's so weird because I'm not physically attracted to him at all. The day following my dreams I always feel funny around him. I have also started mentally recalling my dreams when I'm sitting in his office. I have caught myself sitting across the desk from him, looking at his fingers and wondering what they would feel like inside of me, wondering how he likes sex, how often to has sex, how good he is in bed, the size of his penis, etc.

Just the other day, I took a picture of myself naked from the waist down in a conference room at work. I took the picture during lunch breaks. The risk involved in capturing the picture made it that much more exciting. I turned the lights off, opened the window shades and set up the camera on a tripod. Quickly removing my pants I snapped a few pictures and sent them to my boyfriend.

At a previous job, I would often have sex at work. On airplanes, in hotels, etc. and with coworkers.
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Posted: Saturday, September 25, 2010 11:30:46 AM

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Sometimes I masturbate in the toilet. I've just mastered a 100 per cent silent technique.
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Posted: Saturday, September 25, 2010 1:52:10 PM

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OMG .... that video was HILARIOUS!!! and the guy took exception to it being video taped!! hahaha

I bet that thought will stop A LOT of people doing that ... and probably turn on a number TO DO IT!!

haha .... still laughing!!

(oh ... and yes I have had sex in the office with my partner. I don't THINK there were any cameras!)

Van
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Posted: Monday, September 27, 2010 6:25:31 AM

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VanGogh wrote:


(oh ... and yes I have had sex in the office with my partner. I don't THINK there were any cameras!)

Van


Oh, too bad! lol sad3

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Posted: Monday, September 27, 2010 12:33:31 PM

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Posted: Tuesday, October 05, 2010 4:01:48 PM

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Masturbated in the ladies rooms at my previous office job and more recently masturbated behind the desk of the store I work in that faces one huge window and looks out onto the street!
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Posted: Tuesday, October 05, 2010 4:20:32 PM

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I had a new hot young latina as a temp receptionist in the office.... I never really paid attn to big boobs before... but WOW she had amazing chest...and would wear very sexy blouses and tops...with a glipse of bra every day....I konw she caught me a couple times taking lil peaks and longer glances...by Wed she started flirting back...and would lean over in frotn of my desk just to tease me...so eventually we started making comments and I would make comments about her big boobs... when Friday came....she wore a cute skirt with a very sexy scoop neckline top that barelyy contained her chest...she teased n tempte me all day..making comments how "I know you love my cleavage" to me...as a VP I had to be very careful.. at closing...everyone was leaving office she came to my office and shut the door behind her...leaned over my desk her huge boobs hanging and resting on my desk...she asked if i woudl be calling her back next week to temp again...i told I think so but wasnt sure.. and enjoyed her being with us....she did a great job...which she did lol...then she asked me...slowly and slyly if I enjoyed her cleavge all week lol...i had to smile and commend her on it...so she leaned closer and asked if I had ever touched big boobs? i said sure...she says not as big as these tho huh? she asked fo rmy hands.. took them in hers and rested her tits in my hands...i couldnt resist...son I was massaging and pulling on them.. she released them from her top...was licking her own nipple as I was playing n pulling on the other...that eveing i got my first titty fuck in my ofice
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Posted: Wednesday, October 06, 2010 5:21:22 AM

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When I was training as a psychiatric nurse one of the girls in the nurses home was complaining on Valentine's day that nobody fancied her or wanted her because she hadn't received a card. I went out and bought a card, anonymously wrote a lurid description of what I wanted to do to her inside it, then put it inside an envelope, complete with stamp and forged postmark, then dropped in her pigeon-hole.

Well of course, far from being pleased, she went absolutely nuts and got all paranoid that some freak was having all these sick fantasies about her. She got so upset about it that in the end I had to admit that it was me that had done it in an attempt to cheer her up. She wasn't amused but one of her friends thought this was very hot and started visiting my room for some mutual relief sessions after that, so it all worked out fine in the end.

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Posted: Wednesday, October 13, 2010 2:08:50 AM

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Well, I've masturbated at work in my office... with the door locked of course... ;)
Cowboyedward
Posted: Wednesday, October 13, 2010 6:47:21 AM

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Like a lot of guys, my fantasy was to fuck my secretary on my desk. Well, sure enough it came true one afternoon. The thing is it wasn't all that great, not very comfortable, we were rushed, and had to be quiet. :(

We did have a couple of additional sessions away from the office that involved several hours each, multiple positions, and a very memorable game of strip backgammon. :)
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Posted: Wednesday, October 13, 2010 7:37:50 AM

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Lots of masturbation in the office and in the bathroom. Couple of times managed to have sex in my desk.
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Posted: Wednesday, October 13, 2010 10:45:33 AM

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Hmm, nothing more than masturbating...
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Posted: Wednesday, October 13, 2010 1:38:34 PM

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Had phone sex in my car talking to Bikebum.
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Posted: Wednesday, October 13, 2010 2:04:48 PM

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TearsOfAnAngel wrote:
Had phone sex in my car talking to Bikebum.




icon_biggrin Sexy as hell baby



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Posted: Sunday, October 17, 2010 4:17:10 AM

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when i was 17 i worked in a local branch of river island. my BF at the time came in to see me and we ended up having sex in the changing room
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Posted: Sunday, October 17, 2010 1:23:40 PM

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Ive had sex with the wife on my desk at work and also had her spread out completely nude on my conference table. Hmmm...I think there's a story there...
ImJustHere
Posted: Sunday, October 17, 2010 6:57:58 PM

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Just registered today for the forum, so, what a way to start....

When I worked at part of a Midwestern "car assembly plant"(one of the big 3 car companies), me and a woman that worked there got pretty friendly.
A train runs along the back of the building that brings in parts for the trucks, and they're usually parked there all day. there's fields behind the tracks, so nothing can be seen.
We would go out behind the train cars and have sex during lunch or breaks. The winter sucked though.....went out to my truck all the time then :P
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Posted: Wednesday, October 20, 2010 10:51:32 PM

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After a function at work, I fucked a colleague on our accountant's desk, (unknowingly - until the bitter end - being watched by the security guard) scattering paperwork and the likes all over the floor. The next morning, after having tried to tidy the place up after our encounter, the accountant wanted to know what had happened to her paperwork that she had so meticulously sorted out the day before ...and why her computer screen was on the wrong side of the desk. Thankfully she never asked the security guard.
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Posted: Tuesday, November 02, 2010 9:28:43 PM

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Wearing lingerie to work under my dull male clothes.
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i worked in a small firm over the summer when i was 17. i cleaned the office up 3 days a week. one night when i was there alone and for some reason i was going through the bosses desk. and found his glass paper weight ..it is 4in long and about an 1in wide. that when i got a kinky ideal..i took all my clothes off and layed down on his desk and fucked my pussy with the paper weight till i came all over his desk..then i put my dirty panties in his top desk and put my clothes back on and left..i guess he never told anybody about my panties in his desk cause i never heard anything about it...
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Working in a leisure centre me and my colleague had fun in the toliet cubicle as members of the public walked in and out. Had to make sure and hold back my scream as he licked me out. Great times :D
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Posted: Tuesday, November 09, 2010 4:18:34 AM

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I work in a library ... I once brought myself to orgasm while sitting at the main service counter in the middle of the day...

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