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mercianknight
Posted: Monday, October 11, 2010 9:07:40 AM

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A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

The wife answered, "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband."

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...... the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.

"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
Guest
Posted: Monday, October 11, 2010 12:54:12 PM

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That's right. happy8
nicola
Posted: Monday, October 11, 2010 2:14:23 PM

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6 I like stories with a twist.
Kenny8227
Posted: Monday, October 11, 2010 5:27:53 PM

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Ha ha ha
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Posted: Monday, October 11, 2010 5:35:37 PM

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that made me laugh : ) thanks

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Guest
Posted: Monday, October 11, 2010 7:33:24 PM

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heheee love it!
sugarbabe
Posted: Thursday, October 21, 2010 10:14:45 AM

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Don't know what you got until it's gone!d'oh! evil4

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Butterfly
Posted: Thursday, October 21, 2010 11:09:09 PM

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Ha!! Good one :)
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Posted: Friday, October 22, 2010 4:26:05 AM

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6 6 6 6
Guest
Posted: Friday, October 22, 2010 2:23:05 PM

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bs That was good.bs
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Rontre
Posted: Saturday, October 23, 2010 12:27:44 AM

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Be appreciative of what you have because there is someone out there that wants her..
Evil_Elli
Posted: Sunday, October 24, 2010 1:00:09 PM

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That was great. :3
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Posted: Sunday, October 24, 2010 3:01:41 PM

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Sucks for him. I don't think I could ever ask for Irka to be different.
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