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Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 04, 2010 7:33:58 PM

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He gets the dumbass of the year award for sure

http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474978487651
LadySharon
Posted: Saturday, September 04, 2010 8:05:48 PM

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This kid makes Homer Simpson look like a genius.

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Posted: Sunday, September 05, 2010 6:14:10 AM

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://.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1307756/Man-blows-killing-spider-aerosol-can.html

This was in the paper a few days ago... you just cant make this stuff up!



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Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 05, 2010 12:09:36 PM

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The teen was zapped so severely that he now states he is suffering from permanent brain damage.


I think that was Before the zapping. Not after. Dumbass. I hope the case never gets to court.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 05, 2010 12:38:43 PM

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And if the courts go with this kid. They to get the award.

Reidirected
Posted: Monday, September 06, 2010 12:22:04 AM

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I don't think stupid covers it. More like completely moronic.
CLSW
Posted: Tuesday, September 07, 2010 5:17:01 AM

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They say he is a man? He is definately a child. Idiot

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Posted: Tuesday, September 07, 2010 7:39:08 AM

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chefkathleen wrote:
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The teen was zapped so severely that he now states he is suffering from permanent brain damage.


I think that was Before the zapping. Not after. Dumbass. I hope the case never gets to court.


Well said, Chef....as usual Applause

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Posted: Tuesday, September 07, 2010 8:49:15 AM

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mercianknight wrote:
chefkathleen wrote:
Quote:
The teen was zapped so severely that he now states he is suffering from permanent brain damage.


I think that was Before the zapping. Not after. Dumbass. I hope the case never gets to court.


Well said, Chef....as usual Applause


Agreed ^^

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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, September 07, 2010 9:02:31 AM

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CLSW wrote:
They say he is a man? He is definately a child. Idiot



I know children that aren't that fucking stupid.
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Posted: Tuesday, September 07, 2010 9:11:19 AM

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Let's just say I don't see a Nobel Prize in this kid's future...


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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, September 07, 2010 12:36:25 PM

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I think they need to send that kid back to 1st grade, he obviously needs it. Parents shouldn't be doing this, they need to tell the kid he fucked up and move on. BUT: 6
Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 09, 2010 1:48:20 PM

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You find the funnist shit baby!
Guest
Posted: Sunday, October 17, 2010 10:19:15 PM

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Zapping your own nipples? Hmmmmmm. There's gotta be a fetish club somewhere for that stuff.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 19, 2010 8:11:13 AM

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apparently he's been watching too much of that JACK ASS series of dumb-asses men doing dumb-assed thing .... and surprisingly surviving to show the jack-ass adventures ....

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Posted: Friday, October 29, 2010 6:23:11 AM

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA!!!!!!!!!! From experience as an electrician, getting shocked by 120volts isnt that bad getting hit with the white wire from flourecent lights is MUCH worse, I've been shocked multiple times and have even destroyed a couple tools by shocking them. Incredible pain in the nipples, yes. Heart stopping, yes it can happen. Brain damage, no the current would have to travel through or accross the brain for brain damage, however nerve damage on and between his nipples can happen. This is just another example of not only how stupid people are, but how desperate people are to get money from a source when they don't deserve it.

Fun fact: electricity always takes the path of least resistance. Meaning, if you contact eletrical polls on your index finger and thumb, thats where you get shocked because thats the easiest path for the electricity to go.

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Southern_Sass
Posted: Saturday, October 30, 2010 8:31:39 AM

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LOL...some people!!!

Reprehensiballs
Posted: Saturday, October 30, 2010 4:20:50 PM

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I guess if his heart actually stopped then he might have got brain damage from lack of oxygen to the brain. Frankly though it seems unlikely it could have made much difference, he was clearly as thick as shit to begin with.

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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, November 02, 2010 3:24:17 AM

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Barny Fife said it best. "Nip it in the bud."
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Posted: Thursday, November 04, 2010 5:58:39 AM

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I'm surprised this jackass didnt try to sue electricity for his own stupidity....how can he possibly be trying to sue the teacher? Maybe if the teacher buys him a soda he'll drop the lawsuit..
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