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nicola
Posted: Saturday, November 13, 2010 4:27:51 PM

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I had to share this, it's priceless:

Quote:
Message: i want to know why i was banned my name is ***** ******* and if you people cant fix this then i will be forced to go to court on this and i will win cause it was for nothing cause i didnt do a thing to anyone here


laughing9

Good luck with that!
Guest
Posted: Saturday, November 13, 2010 4:33:22 PM

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Too funny
Guest
Posted: Saturday, November 13, 2010 4:36:19 PM

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Even as " Rocky " as our relationship is here . ,, I do find this humorous that a member even thinks this possible.
jerseylynn
Posted: Saturday, November 13, 2010 5:06:28 PM

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Can you sue them for wasting your time and being a dumb ass to get banned in the first place??? ooo no don't take responsibility for your action just sue and blame somebody else...shakes my head at how some people think....d'oh!

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SweetPenny
Posted: Saturday, November 13, 2010 5:15:18 PM

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What are his damages?
Guest
Posted: Saturday, November 13, 2010 5:18:19 PM

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Wow ... maybe the person should go find another playground?

Really, people are not banned for doing "nuthin'" ... they (he/she) had had to have discussed one of the three disallowed topics.

coffee

Maybe an idea would be for these people to go onto their own msn/yahoo online messenger and discuss their topics without dirtying up our naughty playground!

icon_smile

Van
nicola
Posted: Saturday, November 13, 2010 5:21:49 PM

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We don't take banning someone lightly, it's normally for something pretty awful. The member is given a reason in 90% of the cases, unless it's something so blatant I don't bother.

SweetPenny wrote:
What are his damages?


Before I work them out, he's been asked to fill out our standard form, Wellmademale conjured this one up I believe:

SweetPenny
Posted: Saturday, November 13, 2010 5:24:23 PM

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laughing3 I love it!
Guest
Posted: Saturday, November 13, 2010 5:30:32 PM

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HAHAHAH this is TOO FUNNY!!!!
Guest
Posted: Saturday, November 13, 2010 5:40:41 PM

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I can't believe this is actually happening ... I just looked at the calendar to make double sure it wasn't April Fools' Day! ... ROFLMFAO

nicola
Posted: Saturday, November 13, 2010 5:45:21 PM

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Someone wrote a similar one a few month's back, they were going to "sue me for damages" - I replied, "are you intending to sue me for loss of lush?"

I never heard back from them again.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, November 13, 2010 5:57:48 PM

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While we all do have the freedom of speech, we also have rules to obey by, and if you don't obey the rules, well you lose that right!
Sandrine
Posted: Saturday, November 13, 2010 5:58:27 PM

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That form is too funny!

In custody.

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Guest
Posted: Saturday, November 13, 2010 5:59:50 PM

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bassman199 wrote:
I can't believe this is actually happening ... I just looked at the calendar to make double sure it wasn't April Fools' Day! ... ROFLMFAO




Has to fall under you can't make this shit up LOL
Guest
Posted: Saturday, November 13, 2010 6:21:55 PM

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coffee seriously!? someone help him/her.... haha he/she might sue the court next...
fredatpell
Posted: Saturday, November 13, 2010 7:00:59 PM

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WTF people are so stupid
WellMadeMale
Posted: Saturday, November 13, 2010 9:52:48 PM

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Quote:
Message: i want to know why i was banned my name is ***** ******* and if you people cant fix this then i will be forced to go to court on this and i will win cause it was for nothing cause i didnt do a thing to anyone here





Most intelligent people are introspective and doubt themselves while many fucktards are proudly over-confident. - a tip of the hat to Charles Bukowski
Guest
Posted: Saturday, November 13, 2010 9:56:24 PM

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nicola wrote:
I had to share this, it's priceless:

Quote:
Message: i want to know why i was banned my name is ***** ******* and if you people cant fix this then i will be forced to go to court on this and i will win cause it was for nothing cause i didnt do a thing to anyone here


laughing9

Good luck with that!


That's hilarious - what an idiot.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, November 13, 2010 10:11:19 PM

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Judge: So what is the problem?

Plaintiff: I was banned on a kinky sex site. My life is ruined.

Judge: Get out of my courtroom.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, November 13, 2010 10:23:40 PM

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isjda people never cease to amaze me.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, November 13, 2010 10:39:05 PM

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roccotool wrote:
Judge: So what is the problem?

Plaintiff: I was banned on a kinky sex site. My life is ruined.

Judge: Get out of my courtroom.



LadyX
Posted: Sunday, November 14, 2010 1:43:23 AM

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I'm 7 years short of graduating law school. Otherwise I'd LOVE to represent you in this case. This is hilarious LOL
Guest
Posted: Sunday, November 14, 2010 1:53:02 AM

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roccotool wrote:
Judge: So what is the problem?

Plaintiff: I was banned on a kinky sex site. My life is ruined.

Judge: Get out of my courtroom.



More like I bet Judge gets up from bench throws him/her out of court LMAO



laughing3 6 6
SweetPenny
Posted: Sunday, November 14, 2010 4:03:56 AM

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roccotool wrote:
Judge: So what is the problem?

Plaintiff: I was banned on a kinky sex site. My life is ruined.

Judge: Get out of my courtroom.



I don't think it will even make it this far because I'm pretty certain that this "upstanding individual" is going to have a difficult time finding a lawyer willing to represent him. But I would LOVE to be a fly on the wall when he tries.
Taverner
Posted: Sunday, November 14, 2010 4:07:22 AM

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Maybe Judge Judy could hear the case. I suspect her summation may be a little more excoriating than just, "Get out of my courtroom."
Woman
Posted: Sunday, November 14, 2010 4:12:00 AM

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I wonder how much work this person has gotten done while at work since he's/she's been banned?

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nicola
Posted: Sunday, November 14, 2010 5:13:16 AM

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Real cases, real people....
Magical_felix
Posted: Sunday, November 14, 2010 6:28:34 AM

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If they actually believe they have a case, their life must be a dillussional living hell...



Concretus
Posted: Sunday, November 14, 2010 6:40:41 AM

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I would love to see how they'd submit that case to court?
Guest
Posted: Sunday, November 14, 2010 7:12:00 AM

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WellMadeMale wrote:
Quote:
Message: i want to know why i was banned my name is ***** ******* and if you people cant fix this then i will be forced to go to court on this and i will win cause it was for nothing cause i didnt do a thing to anyone here





You are first class WMM; that person is gonna be so sexually frustrated now they are banned!
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