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Posted: Saturday, November 13, 2010 12:49:28 PM

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NOVEMBER 9--A naked South Carolina man who had a computer mouse lodged in his rectum was arrested Saturday evening after he allegedly burglarized a home and later attacked officers responding to a call about the break-in.

Noah Smith, 24, slapped, kicked, and tried to bite Oconee County Sheriff’s Office deputies, who responded by using pepper spray, a Taser, and their batons to subdue the suspect, according to an incident report.

Deputies noted that witnesses surmised that Smith “was most likely under the influence of mushrooms.”

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/animals/mouse-found-lodged-inside-naked-arrestee
Guest
Posted: Saturday, November 13, 2010 1:29:48 PM

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Oh my lord....I have no words....
Guest
Posted: Saturday, November 13, 2010 2:29:37 PM

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We don't get news stories like that in the UK!
Magical_felix
Posted: Sunday, November 14, 2010 6:35:13 AM

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I'm amazed the mouse stayed in his ass through all that. You'd think getting tazered would make you loosen up back there...

SweetPenny
Posted: Sunday, November 14, 2010 8:10:44 AM

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mmmmmm...this is making me so horny
Magical_felix
Posted: Sunday, November 14, 2010 8:19:46 AM

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SweetPenny wrote:


mmmmmm...this is making me so horny


Hmmm... You prefer the old school style mouse... Kinky.

Butterfly
Posted: Monday, November 15, 2010 9:12:31 PM

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Well my goodness, I've seen/read it all now! lol...some of the comments under the news story were hilarious, like this one;

"We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile."
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