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Posted: Sunday, November 28, 2010 5:50:29 AM

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Dude is really a transvestite (is that PC?? - apologies all round if not) ...and his real reason for coming to SA is to get an inexpensive procedure done at the Cutmecockoff Clinic in Johannesburg
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Posted: Sunday, November 28, 2010 6:49:57 AM

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Conny is Dudes roomate at clinic, trying to reverse.binky
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Posted: Sunday, November 28, 2010 4:46:51 PM

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Kinky is a water girl for the US women's hockey team she spends time after the game sniffing the players jerseys.
She has an obsessive compulsive attraction to the smell of female sweat.

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

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Posted: Sunday, November 28, 2010 7:21:43 PM

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thinking dude and steeltape are getting a little too chummy.
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Posted: Sunday, November 28, 2010 11:53:52 PM

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Girllicker soooooo wishes that Dude would make a pass at her ....her lust for him is immeasurable.
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Posted: Monday, November 29, 2010 10:45:40 AM

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Conny-sure had a threesome with girllicker and kinkygirl, but it didn't work out as he planned. Each removed one of his testicles so now he is a eunuch.
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Posted: Monday, November 29, 2010 1:27:34 PM

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imhapless invented the invisible kayak, unfortunately without customers being able to test them out, his company has since gone bankrupt

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

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Posted: Monday, November 29, 2010 5:20:53 PM

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dudealicious was the only one to buy an invisible kayak, but unfortunately drown going over a waterfall.
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Posted: Monday, November 29, 2010 5:27:26 PM

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That isn
that isn't oars he is carrying, that is douple paddle so he can spank two at once
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Posted: Monday, November 29, 2010 8:34:32 PM

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kinkygirl is not human, but a super alien with the power to make kayaks, or any other objects, disappear, and to read minds, and has taken the shape she has just to drive males crazy.
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Posted: Monday, November 29, 2010 9:20:32 PM

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I just heard you were hapless.
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Posted: Monday, November 29, 2010 9:27:06 PM

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I heard he was a myth wrapped in an enigma
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Posted: Tuesday, November 30, 2010 4:31:43 AM

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Eviotis is of the belief that quantity far exceeds quality ...and has thus started his own harem
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Posted: Tuesday, November 30, 2010 7:05:56 AM

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Conny has a panty fetish but only when Dudes wearing them.
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Posted: Tuesday, November 30, 2010 7:21:36 AM

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Kinky is a salesperson for a electric toothbrush company, she was insructed to perform demonstrations at the denists office.
Much to their surprise she strips naked, turns the toothbrush on and brings it to her clit. In awe the dentist has a new found appreciate for these, and places and order for 20,000

Kinky wins saleswoman of the year - and is afforded a contract to make a "how to" video

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

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Posted: Tuesday, November 30, 2010 7:45:27 AM

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Dudealicious has figured out kinkygirl is a super alien and has threatened to expose her unless she changes her shape from an incredibly beautiful woman to an ugly wart-filled eunuch.
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Posted: Tuesday, November 30, 2010 7:49:28 AM

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Imhapless is a chronic flasher. He was recently arrested, but not for flashing. The charges were impersonating a man.
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Posted: Tuesday, November 30, 2010 8:31:24 AM

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LL has this fetish for gumboots ...and often wears them ...and nothing else, to impress her lover
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Posted: Tuesday, November 30, 2010 8:50:35 AM

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conny found a new use for cucmbers, now he eats them too
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Posted: Tuesday, November 30, 2010 8:52:55 AM

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HAHAHAHA .......

Kinks found my half-eaten cucumbers and complains I don't leave her enough length
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Posted: Tuesday, November 30, 2010 9:59:10 AM

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Conny loves the feel of fresh air hitting his entire body.
Some days he wanders through the streets of Johannesburg on horseback naked, causing little kids to cry and their mothers to watch in awe as he goes by.

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

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Posted: Tuesday, November 30, 2010 10:16:08 AM

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I think Dude is jealous of that horse Conny rides
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Posted: Tuesday, November 30, 2010 11:37:18 AM

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kinkygirl intends to made Dude her slave, and ride him around town when doing errands.
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Posted: Tuesday, November 30, 2010 11:53:57 AM

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imhapless wrote:
kinkygirl intends to made Dude her slave, and ride him around town when doing errands.


Now Hapless, you supposed to tell lies, that is actually my plans for Dude


When I told Hap he couldn't get in my panties he proved me wrong. He stole a pair and is still wearing them
Dudealicious
Posted: Tuesday, November 30, 2010 1:13:03 PM

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Kinky is shocked to find out imhapless only wears them around his head.

Kinky then realizes this trend could catch on and starts her own company marketing panties as high class headwear. For a premium buyers can choose to have them pre-soiled if they like.

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

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Posted: Tuesday, November 30, 2010 1:55:07 PM

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want to tell lie but dude mad, dude was had
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Posted: Tuesday, November 30, 2010 4:20:31 PM

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knkiygirl autographs her used panties and sells them on ebay; highest bid price so far (by a guy named Dude A. Licious) was $327.50.
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Posted: Tuesday, November 30, 2010 7:03:47 PM

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imhapless wrote:
knkiygirl autographs her used panties and sells them on ebay; highest bid price so far (by a guy named Dude A. Licious) was $327.50.


Haa haa haa! Good one, I read this and started laughing out loud! - I like your posts!

imhapless is the president of his local dog owners association, people started to wonder just how serious he was taking his job when he felt the duty to go up and sniff each dog's butt himself to see if they were ok to participate.



The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

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Posted: Wednesday, December 01, 2010 4:07:42 AM

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Dude has wet dreams in his bed at night ...and then tells his SO that it was dog-drool
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Posted: Wednesday, December 01, 2010 9:01:19 AM

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Conny is a local sports reporter, on his last assignment he was sent out to cover the world cup. Oddly enough he found himself constantly interviewing the players in the shower. The teams asked him to stop coming due to the fact that he was rubbing himself during the interviews, this made the players a little uncomfortable.

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

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