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MrNudiePants
Posted: Sunday, November 7, 2010 6:24:28 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 8/10/2009
Posts: 2,226
Location: United States
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

You can observe a lot by just watching.



and who can ever forget:

It's like deja-vu, all over again.

Yogi Berra
WellMadeMale
Posted: Sunday, November 7, 2010 6:31:04 PM

Rank: Constant Gardener

Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 10,781
Location: Cakeland, United States
roccotool wrote:
Republican landslides are apparently inevitable whenever Democrats try to turn our health care over to the Department of Motor Vehicles. ~ Ann Coulter


"I wish I was a Republican, maybe if I vote for them, I will become one." -- Well Made Male

Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
Guest
Posted: Friday, November 26, 2010 6:32:09 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 781,190
3some Now over you go. I m to important to join you in the dirt. I will see you all back at the start line3some
Quoted by Drill sgt from the Marines.lol
SilverArdorDragon
Posted: Tuesday, December 7, 2010 2:25:51 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 4/7/2009
Posts: 1,813
Location: Helena, Montana, United States
"I will not carry a gun... I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even hari-kari if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!" ~Hawkeye Pierce, M*A*S*H (9/24/74)
myself
Posted: Tuesday, December 7, 2010 2:44:16 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 3/17/2010
Posts: 966
Location: .showyourdick.org/
You are more than the sum of your past mistakes -Michael Donehey/Tenth Avenue North

A wise woman thinks twice before saying nothing- a past lover

Torture the data long enough and they will confess to anything.
Ban
Posted: Wednesday, December 8, 2010 3:06:37 AM

Rank: Active Ink Slinger

Joined: 11/23/2010
Posts: 42
Location: Where I am
"To see the world in a grain of sand,
And heaven in a wild flower,
To hold infinity in the palm of your hand,
And eternity in an hour"

- william blake
clonjon
Posted: Monday, December 13, 2010 3:14:13 PM

Rank: Rookie Scribe

Joined: 3/12/2010
Posts: 7
Location: louisiana
a coach was told me before a big game

-the difference between winners and losers is that losers give 100% and winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
Fran26
Posted: Saturday, December 18, 2010 10:07:30 AM

Rank: Active Ink Slinger

Joined: 12/12/2010
Posts: 10
Location: Montreal
I don't know if he was the author. Probably not.
From my dad ex air force fighter pilot.
"for those I fight, I have no hate
for those I protect I have no love"
Fran26
Guest
Posted: Saturday, December 18, 2010 10:38:39 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 781,190
"why put off to tomorrow, what you can put off till the day after tomorrow just as well"
Mark Twain
Guest
Posted: Monday, December 27, 2010 1:58:36 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 781,190

today from Gabby:

gabby212: i try my best to be polite to the opposite sex, when i can

smiling ..... isn't that great!?

Van
Guest
Posted: Monday, January 3, 2011 6:53:07 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 781,190
"You have been my friend. That in itself is a tremendous thing. I wove my webs for you because I liked you. After all, what's a life, anyway? We're born, we live a little while, we die. A spider's life can't help being something of a mess, with all this trapping and eating flies. By helping you, perhaps I was trying to lift up my life a trifle. Heaven knows anyone's life can stand a little of that." - E.B. White
Guest
Posted: Monday, January 3, 2011 6:54:44 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 781,190
"I am not bound to win, but I am bound to be true. I am not bound to succeed, but I am bound to live by the light that I have" - A. Lincoln

"We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection." - A. Lincoln

"Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle." - A. Lincoln

Guest
Posted: Monday, January 3, 2011 6:56:23 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 781,190
"There is no darkness but ignorance." - W. Shakespeare

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." - W. Shakespeare

"Heat not a furnace for your foe so hot that it doth burn yourself." - W. Shakespeare

"How poor are those that have not patience; What wound did ever heal but by degrees?" - W. Shakespeare

"Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none." - W. Shakespeare

"Cowards die many times before their death. The valiant never taste of death but once." - W. Shakespeare

"Poor and content is rich enough." - W. Shakespeare

"Talking isn't doing. It is a kind of good deed to say well, and yet words are not deeds." - W. Shakespeare

"The robbed that smiles steals something from the thief." - W. Shakespeare

"They do not love that do not show their love." - W. Shakespeare
Dancing_Doll
Posted: Tuesday, January 4, 2011 8:37:16 AM

Rank: Alpha Blonde
Moderator

Joined: 2/17/2010
Posts: 7,185
Location: Your dirty fantasy
"Celebrity is a mask that eats into the face. As soon as one is aware of being somebody, to be watched and listened to with extra interest, input ceases, and the performer goes blind and deaf in his over-animation. One can either see or be seen."

... John Updike


TopThis
Posted: Tuesday, January 4, 2011 9:43:02 AM

Rank: Removalist

Joined: 11/17/2010
Posts: 979
Location: Mountains of , United States


*see signature*
myself
Posted: Monday, January 10, 2011 4:24:11 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 3/17/2010
Posts: 966
Location: .showyourdick.org/
"I know a place and it goes no further
Than where you are, when you leave it behind
One piece of advice from one son to another
Get it out of your mind, get it out of your mind"

John Hiatt - I Know A Place - New Bonamassa : )

Torture the data long enough and they will confess to anything.
Woman
Posted: Friday, January 14, 2011 11:57:33 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 11/21/2009
Posts: 675
Location: Stopping the war 'tween Harold and Kumar
"Beauty is in the soul of the beholder" I have no idea who said it first... read it somewhere ages ago and it stuck.

Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
Adonis
Posted: Thursday, February 10, 2011 3:59:13 AM

Rank: Rookie Scribe

Joined: 9/15/2010
Posts: 3
Location: Lorain Ohio, United States
Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.

Benjamin Franklin

shadowcat
Posted: Thursday, February 10, 2011 10:20:01 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 12/12/2010
Posts: 165
Location: Somewhere fun, United Kingdom

Stupidity isn't a crime so you're free to go
CellarDoor
Posted: Thursday, February 10, 2011 6:40:50 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 1/11/2011
Posts: 126
Location: Realityville
A few of my favourites.....


"I don't know how to put this...but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me! I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany." - Will Ferrel as Ron Burgandy


"But the eyes are blind. One must look with the heart..." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery


"The map is within you and your feelings are the guideposts that tell you when to go left and when to go right. Often we tend not to listen because it's hard, it's scary. And we forget that there is no other path to happiness except for the one that we create for ourselves." - Being Erica (Canadian T.V. show)


"The love we have, the fear we hide from, the pain we push away..give it a voice and the rewards are a piece of mind, and a peaceful heart." - Being Erica (Canadian T.V. show)


"When life gives you lemons...I say fuck the lemons and bail." - Forgetting Sarah Marshall


"If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life" - Oscar Wilde


"Poetry is the rhythmical creation of beauty in words." - Edgar Allan Poe


"An eye for an eye will eventually make the whole world blind." - Ghandi


"At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet." - Plato


"With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come." - Shakespeare



BigDaddyRich
Posted: Thursday, February 10, 2011 7:45:20 PM

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Joined: 8/9/2010
Posts: 705
Location: Florida, United States
If you can't eat it, drink it, or fuck it, piss on it.

Well that's just my opinion, sorry if you don't like.

BigDaddyRich
Guest
Posted: Thursday, February 10, 2011 7:52:08 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 781,190
"it's t-shirt time, t-shirt time come on everybody it's t-shirt time"

Vinny
Jersey Shore!!!
Guest
Posted: Thursday, February 10, 2011 7:55:09 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 781,190
"What matters in life is not what happens to you but what you remember and how you remember it."
— Gabriel García Márquez
Guest
Posted: Thursday, February 10, 2011 8:16:58 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 781,190
"Don't let yourself die without knowing the wonder of fucking with love."
— Gabriel García Márquez
Guest
Posted: Thursday, February 10, 2011 8:47:05 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 781,190
A nation's morals are like its teeth, the more decayed they are, the more it hurts to touch them.
George Bernard Shaw
Guest
Posted: Thursday, February 10, 2011 8:51:28 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 781,190
Oops, one more from Margy Piercy, We seek not rest but transformation. We are dancing through each other as doorways.

(it's part of a longer poem, I've lost the book and can't find the whole thing online)
Guest
Posted: Thursday, February 10, 2011 10:32:20 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 781,190
“Es preferible morir de pie que vivir de rodillas.” (Emiliano Zapata)


BigDaddyRich
Posted: Thursday, February 10, 2011 11:31:29 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 8/9/2010
Posts: 705
Location: Florida, United States
Like two drops in a bucket, fuck it!

Well that's just my opinion, sorry if you don't like.

BigDaddyRich
overmykneenow
Posted: Friday, February 11, 2011 1:52:18 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 6/8/2010
Posts: 1,387
Location: United Kingdom
"A prince never lacks legitimate reasons to break his promise."

"Severities should be dealt out all at once, so that their suddenness may give less offense; benefits ought to be handed ought drop by drop, so that they may be relished the more. "

"He who wishes to be obeyed must know how to command."

"Never was anything great achieved without danger. "

Niccolo Machiavelli

Warning: The opinions above are those of an anonymous individual on the internet. They are opinions, unless they're facts. They may be ill-informed, out of touch with reality or just plain stupid. They may contain traces of irony. If reading these opinions causes you to be become outraged or you start displaying the symptoms of outrage, stop reading them immediately. If symptoms persist, consult a psychiatrist.

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AngelHeart01
Posted: Friday, February 11, 2011 2:39:32 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 4/23/2010
Posts: 3,213
Location: ♥ Southern Style ♥, United States
"Life is an opportunity, benefit from it.
Life is beauty, admire it.
Life is a dream, realize it.
Life is a challenge, meet it.
Life is a duty, complete it.
...Life is a game, play it.
Life is a promise, fulfill it.
Life is sorrow, overcome it.
Life is a song, sing it.
Life is a struggle, accept it.
Life is a tragedy, confront it.
Life is an adventure, dare it.
Life is luck, make it.
Life is too precious, do not destroy it.
Life is life, fight for it."
— Mother Teresa


The really important kind of freedom involves attention and awareness and discipline, and being able truly to care about other people and to sacrifice for them over and over in myriad petty, unsexy ways every day. That is real freedom. That is being educated, and understanding how to think. The alternative is unconsciousness, the default setting, the rat race, the constant gnawing sense of having had, and lost, some infinite thing...What it ...is, as far as I can see, is the capital-T Truth, with a whole lot of rhetorical niceties stripped away … The capital-T Truth is about life before death. It is about the real value of a real education, which has almost nothing to do with knowledge, and everything to do with simple awareness; awareness of what is so real and essential, so hidden in plain sight all around us, all the time, that we have
to keep reminding ourselves over and over: "This is water." "This is water." It is unimaginably hard to do this, to stay conscious and alive in the adult world.
-dfw, Kenyon College

"Beware the Anger of a Patient Man"
"Burning Embers are Easily Kindled"
"Everyone is Wise until they Speak"
"A New Broom Sweeps Clean, but an Old One knows the Corners"
"No matter how long the Day, the Evening will Come"
"The Man with Boots, does not have to worry about where to Step"
"Every Dog is Brave on his own Doorstep"
"A Friends Eye is a Good Mirror"
"If you Know the Way, Walk slowly"
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