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Guest
Posted: Monday, January 19, 2009 12:50:29 PM

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Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.
Guest
Posted: Monday, January 19, 2009 1:18:02 PM

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so true, so true indeed.
Sadly, most of us guys have to learn this the hard way.
Zafia
Posted: Monday, January 19, 2009 1:35:43 PM

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That's right chef.....LOL!

toast

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."





Susan
Posted: Monday, January 19, 2009 3:05:50 PM

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So very true.
Guest
Posted: Monday, January 19, 2009 5:52:36 PM

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What do I get if I give her cock?
techgoddess
Posted: Monday, January 19, 2009 6:37:02 PM

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roccotool wrote:
What do I get if I give her cock?


Lucky?

~~Tech
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do...
OrionTat
Posted: Monday, January 19, 2009 9:30:11 PM

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And if they do make everything greater why is it they complain about size all the time LOL.
genevieve
Posted: Monday, January 19, 2009 10:30:39 PM

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My brother's ex-girlfriend complained about the size of his dick one night. He told her if she wanted it to feel bigger he could always stick it in her ass. That was the night she became his ex-girlfriend. dontknow
Zafia
Posted: Monday, January 19, 2009 10:33:54 PM

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OrionTat wrote:
And if they do make everything greater why is it they complain about size all the time LOL.


We are not miracle workers..........kekekegay

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."





Susan
Posted: Tuesday, January 20, 2009 4:17:10 AM

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Zafia wrote:
OrionTat wrote:
And if they do make everything greater why is it they complain about size all the time LOL.


We are not miracle workers..........kekekegay


Lfunny
OrionTat
Posted: Thursday, January 22, 2009 10:33:21 AM

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Nice Zaf LOL
techgoddess
Posted: Thursday, January 22, 2009 4:13:16 PM

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3601

~~Tech
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do...
Batman
Posted: Thursday, January 22, 2009 5:49:35 PM

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I think you all are.

I start small and you make it bigger.

Muhahahaha.

Bat
Zafia
Posted: Friday, January 23, 2009 12:02:32 PM

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OrionTat wrote:
Nice Zaf LOL


toast

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."





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