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nicola
Posted: Thursday, January 13, 2011 12:58:56 AM

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The good news, Gav has discovered the reason and fixed it icon_smile
lovely_lady
Posted: Thursday, January 13, 2011 5:14:14 AM

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Joined: 3/1/2009
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Location: melbourne
laughing3 The title of this post made me laugh so much :)
Henry
Posted: Thursday, January 13, 2011 5:19:38 AM

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Posts: 364
LMFAO
Guest
Posted: Thursday, January 13, 2011 5:41:47 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 779,320
nicola wrote:
The good news, Gav has discovered the reason and fixed it icon_smile


Faulty elastic?
SweetPenny
Posted: Thursday, January 13, 2011 6:26:41 AM

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Joined: 6/15/2010
Posts: 1,274
Location: State of Confusion
I had to go Lush-free for several hours. I started having some withdrawal symptoms.
Magical_felix
Posted: Thursday, January 13, 2011 6:34:12 AM

Rank: Wild at Heart

Joined: 4/3/2010
Posts: 7,632
Location: California
The last message I sent was pretty creepy too right before the site went down. Not being able to see the reaction was driving me nuts! I had faith it would be up in no time though. Nice work.

DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, January 13, 2011 7:08:21 AM

Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn

Joined: 10/19/2009
Posts: 5,900
Location: Right here on Lush Stories..., United States
nicola wrote:
The good news, Gav has discovered the reason and fixed it icon_smile


Let me guess how...duct tape???

Btw, I was rather concerned last night especially considering some of the forum posts recently about the end of the world coming soon...
I figure if the world does end, it will happen first right here in the Lush forum...


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Remington
Posted: Thursday, January 13, 2011 8:55:44 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 1/21/2010
Posts: 1,753
SweetPenny wrote:
I had to go Lush-free for several hours. I started having some withdrawal symptoms.


Same here. I had to resort to Facebook. FACEBOOK!

On another note, seems like Gav put a stop to the world ending, or at least delayed a little longer. evil4

Go check out my new story - How Did This Happen? - John's Story

myself
Posted: Thursday, January 13, 2011 10:31:44 AM

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Posts: 966
Location: .showyourdick.org/
: )

Torture the data long enough and they will confess to anything.
DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, January 13, 2011 10:40:43 AM

Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn

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Posts: 5,900
Location: Right here on Lush Stories..., United States
Btw, if anyone can put a stop to the world ending, it's Gav...I have the uttmost faith...

He probably just has to change some code or something...


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Dontholien
Posted: Thursday, January 13, 2011 11:25:50 AM

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Joined: 7/20/2009
Posts: 210
Location: Rivendell, United Kingdom
I thought there was something wrong with my laptop to start with but after cursing it a few times and cursing it didnt fix so i had to go to work without having my lush fix. I was very distressed
gav
Posted: Thursday, January 13, 2011 11:59:09 AM

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Posts: 1,447
Location: Syd, Australia
DirtyMartini wrote:

Btw, if anyone can put a stop to the world ending, it's Gav...I have the uttmost faith...
He probably just has to change some code or something...


Undeserved faith, but appreciated.

Consider Lush a four line highway. Under normal operation the four lanes are full of cars (your requests) and everyones moving along nicely. Now yesterday, as the site load is growing the system thought it would be a good idea to add an extra lane. However to do this it required to stop all the traffic, just for a few milliseconds.

These Lush drivers were having none of it, beeping their horn and shaking their first. No matter what, the cars kept coming. In the end, the system gave up trying and halted. The cars came to an abrupt halt as far as the eye could see.

During a quiet time, I manually added a few extra lanes to ensure capacity in the future. Happy driving....

Water Sports

PS. I dont know what this signifies, just had to try one of the new emoticons.



gav
Posted: Thursday, January 13, 2011 12:01:25 PM

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btw, has anyone seen the Twitter fail whale before?



if anyone could produce me a suitable one for lush, i'll put it up :D

Catnip
Posted: Thursday, January 13, 2011 12:08:10 PM

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Joined: 3/30/2009
Posts: 3,967
Location: Cloudy dreams., Sweden
gav wrote:

Water Sports

PS. I dont know what this signifies, just had to try one of the new emoticons.




A good day at work?

TopThis
Posted: Thursday, January 13, 2011 1:04:45 PM

Rank: Removalist

Joined: 11/17/2010
Posts: 979
Location: Mountains of , United States
Lush Stories is over capacity.

Guest
Posted: Thursday, January 13, 2011 1:04:54 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 779,320
gypsymoth wrote:
nicola wrote:
The good news, Gav has discovered the reason and fixed it icon_smile


Faulty elastic?


my laugh started of a chuckle then went into a full blown - 6
gav
Posted: Thursday, January 13, 2011 1:11:28 PM

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Location: Syd, Australia
TopThis wrote:
Lush Stories is over capacity.



Nice work TT. You took the filthy image I had for a whale and replaced it with something sensible.

TopThis
Posted: Thursday, January 13, 2011 1:24:46 PM

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Joined: 11/17/2010
Posts: 979
Location: Mountains of , United States

Edit: wrong picture

evil4
TopThis
Posted: Thursday, January 13, 2011 1:29:02 PM

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Posts: 979
Location: Mountains of , United States



TopThis
Posted: Thursday, January 13, 2011 1:31:13 PM

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Joined: 11/17/2010
Posts: 979
Location: Mountains of , United States
gav wrote:
Nice work TT. You took the filthy image I had for a whale and replaced it with something sensible.


laughing6

Naughty I tell you, naughty!
BigDaddyRich
Posted: Thursday, January 13, 2011 4:20:17 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 8/9/2010
Posts: 705
Location: Florida, United States
Well we all need updating and maintaince every once in a while.

Well that's just my opinion, sorry if you don't like.

BigDaddyRich
DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, January 13, 2011 4:33:52 PM

Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn

Joined: 10/19/2009
Posts: 5,900
Location: Right here on Lush Stories..., United States
Hey Gav...once again, nice work...

I hope you were able to find a suitable crew to help you with your construction project...





You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories

shadowcat
Posted: Friday, January 14, 2011 12:41:28 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 12/12/2010
Posts: 165
Location: Somewhere fun, United Kingdom
Sorry guys all my fault.
i knew my chat was hot but i didn't realise i could shut down a whole website!
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