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Guest
Posted: Friday, January 14, 2011 12:30:28 PM

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His lust for lush has led to being nude
WellMadeMale
Posted: Friday, January 14, 2011 12:57:27 PM

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Dude's lewd nudes repelled a lustful Lushie prude.

Most intelligent people are introspective and doubt themselves while many fucktards are proudly over-confident. - a tip of the hat to Charles Bukowski
mercianknight
Posted: Friday, January 14, 2011 2:08:04 PM

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A prune juice filled slushie please.

"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

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tommie
Posted: Friday, January 14, 2011 2:37:50 PM

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Prune juice is not good for lushies.
AngelHeart01
Posted: Friday, January 14, 2011 2:59:56 PM

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It helps to be juiced before pruning the lush garden
DirtyMartini
Posted: Friday, January 14, 2011 4:29:18 PM

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It helps to be juiced when hanging out in the Lush forum...


You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories

Guest
Posted: Friday, January 14, 2011 6:24:08 PM

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By squeezing hanging fruit you can make juice so luscious they would drink it in the Forum
Guest
Posted: Friday, January 14, 2011 9:11:10 PM

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My main squeeze prefers to drink fruit in the form of juice.
AngelHeart01
Posted: Friday, January 14, 2011 9:13:51 PM

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I said ... Here is some juice, not squeeze the fruit
Guest
Posted: Friday, January 14, 2011 11:13:35 PM

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AngelHeart01 wrote:
I said ... Here is some juice, not squeeze the fruit



Ok..Ok...I get it already!

"Here is where you squeeze...to get my juice...fruitloop"


Right?
DirtyMartini
Posted: Saturday, January 15, 2011 2:21:50 AM

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Juice makes me sneeze on my fruitloops...


You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories

pb69
Posted: Saturday, January 15, 2011 2:41:22 AM

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My broken DVD player kept looping an old Juice Newton video while the fruit in the apartment above mine was sneezing into his cereal.

Whistle
AngelHeart01
Posted: Saturday, January 15, 2011 2:54:59 AM

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I wish Mr. Newton would stop playing that song over and over again. It's making me loopy.
Kuroookami
Posted: Saturday, January 15, 2011 4:03:41 AM

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there are alot of old people on lush
CuriousButterfly
Posted: Saturday, January 15, 2011 5:37:51 AM

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all the "old" people on lush got together and taught the younger ones a lesson...beat_deadhorse

peppaluvie
Posted: Saturday, January 15, 2011 9:41:39 AM

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The lesson is that old people are very experienced
sprite
Posted: Saturday, January 15, 2011 9:44:13 AM

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Young people have no experience and need to be taught a lesson.

Live, love, laugh.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 15, 2011 11:49:19 AM

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A lesson in being young may be taught by some experienced people
tommie
Posted: Saturday, January 15, 2011 12:19:30 PM

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There's lessons to be learned by young and experienced.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 15, 2011 12:21:39 PM

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the young and experienced skaters went to their lesson
Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 15, 2011 12:28:32 PM

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the cold in the experienced skater's feet lessened
tommie
Posted: Sunday, January 16, 2011 7:30:33 AM

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The could the skaters experienced kept them fresh.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 16, 2011 8:56:59 AM

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The skaters were fresh and experienced a slap in the face
Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 16, 2011 10:27:42 AM

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imhapless wrote:
The skaters were fresh and experienced a slap in the face


The skaters fresh manhood slapped him in the face...what an experience!!!!
tommie
Posted: Sunday, January 16, 2011 10:36:42 AM

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That's a slap in the face for your manhood.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 16, 2011 10:38:29 AM

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the boys girlfriend kicked and slapped his manhood
Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 16, 2011 10:39:01 AM

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My manhood was slapped (and sucked) by my girlfriend's face
AngelHeart01
Posted: Sunday, January 16, 2011 2:33:30 PM

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Man, did you just slap my girlfriends face, or were you sucking face?
Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 16, 2011 9:05:04 PM

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My girlfriend slapped your face while sucking a lemon
lovely_lady
Posted: Sunday, January 16, 2011 9:29:38 PM

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My friend slapped you when you offered her a melon.
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