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OrionTat
Posted: Monday, December 15, 2008 3:32:28 AM

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What objects have you enjoyed sexually??

Following smiler77's question to the guys I must inquire to the women here.
smiler77
Posted: Monday, December 15, 2008 3:58:26 AM

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Hmmm haha,
Well unlike the guys I am totally honest haha!
Where shall I start?
I'm trying to think of the strangest! Oh what the hell, do you want a list?


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OrionTat
Posted: Monday, December 15, 2008 4:06:57 AM

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Well other than what I guess would be considered normal ( i.e. vibrators, dildos, etc) and the fact that I didn't even think about all the objects that could be used makes me wonder if I am that much of a prude, or If I should even be shocked if the is a list from some people.

And I think the guys are honest. their is nothing better than a woman, but after that is taken away I don't think there would be anything better than just your good old friendly hands. They have always seemed plenty good enough for me.
Gfire
Posted: Tuesday, December 16, 2008 3:25:37 PM

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The first object I ever used for pleasure was my hairbrush. I was probably 15. I graduated to carrotts after that. Melly and I once used a cucumber ( I posted a story about that)
Genny
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, December 16, 2008 10:10:28 PM

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I think I know what Tech's going to say, but I wanna see.
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Posted: Wednesday, December 17, 2008 5:19:46 AM

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roccotool wrote:
I think I know what Tech's going to say, but I wanna see.


Darling...if I tell them about the champagne bottle...they might think we are a bit kinky.L16

~~Tech
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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, December 17, 2008 5:22:47 PM

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techgoddess wrote:
roccotool wrote:
I think I know what Tech's going to say, but I wanna see.


Darling...if I tell them about the champagne bottle...they might think we are a bit kinky.L16


No we won't..do tell.
Batman
Posted: Wednesday, December 17, 2008 10:17:56 PM

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Repost:

I tried it Tech and used a straw. Nummy.
May have to again on the 18th - next month.

Bat

Guest
Posted: Thursday, December 18, 2008 8:37:03 AM

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I happen to like the use of fruits cherries strawberries and bananas
that and the aid of whip cream. Does not matter as long as we both share the dessert
techgoddess
Posted: Friday, December 19, 2008 4:10:29 PM

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Batman wrote:
Repost:

I tried it Tech and used a straw. Nummy.
May have to again on the 18th - next month.

Bat



You used a straw? why not just drink directly from.... ???

~~Tech
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do...
Batman
Posted: Friday, December 19, 2008 5:21:56 PM

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Did that, too. But the straw was fun for 'Both'.

It's been a long time, may have to do it again this New Years.

Thanks for the reminder.

Bat
Zafia
Posted: Friday, December 19, 2008 10:09:31 PM

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straw?

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Batman
Posted: Friday, December 19, 2008 11:14:27 PM

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Tech, care to explain?

Bat
techgoddess
Posted: Friday, January 02, 2009 3:47:33 PM

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Batman wrote:
Tech, care to explain?

Bat


We don't use a straw Bat.

~~Tech
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do...
ihavetitsyouguys2
Posted: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:06:31 PM

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men just aren't creative, enough, that's where the problem lies.
i use lots of different things...

tea cups, marker...
i've masturbated on the seat of a rickety bus that was vibrating.

that was fun...:]
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:09:30 PM

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Before I was old enough to buy a real vibrator, I used my hairbrush.
Gfire
Posted: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:28:41 PM

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My lover, Melly is a pillow humper. When she was a young girl the first thing she ever masturbated with was a stuffed bear. Like the pillow, she either lays on top of it and presses herself down on it, or presses it between her legs and crosses her legs at the ankles to squeeze it real tight. I think that might of been the luckiest Teddy Bear in the world. :d/ :d/
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Posted: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:37:31 PM

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ihavetitsyouguys2 wrote:
i've masturbated on the seat of a rickety bus that was vibrating.


Try again ..

Heres your bus lol
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:50:10 PM

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Quote:
men just aren't creative, enough, that's where the problem lies.


Are you sure of that, um, "Tits"?
Gfire
Posted: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 2:02:30 PM

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When I was 14 I discovered the washing machine in spin cycle. hello1 I can't tell you how many Saturday afternoons I spent after that in the basement "doing laundry". thumbup
Genny
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 6:10:06 PM

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ihavetitsyouguys2 wrote:
men just aren't creative, enough, that's where the problem lies.
i use lots of different things...

tea cups, marker...
i've masturbated on the seat of a rickety bus that was vibrating.

that was fun...:]


Tea cups? Just how...never mind
Zafia
Posted: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 6:26:22 PM

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Gfire wrote:
When I was 14 I discovered the washing machine in spin cycle. hello1 I can't tell you how many Saturday afternoons I spent after that in the basement "doing laundry". thumbup
Genny


hello1



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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 7:07:34 PM

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Now that I think of it, I do need to wash some laundry...

Whistle
Zafia
Posted: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 7:53:20 PM

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toast

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Guest
Posted: Monday, February 09, 2009 3:26:38 PM

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hmm many objects...electric tooth brush head(chucked it out after) but yummm..end of a spoon...carrots once or twice until I was old and unrepressed enough to buy a vibrator he he..good times..
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Posted: Monday, February 09, 2009 4:34:01 PM

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LadySharon
Posted: Friday, February 13, 2009 7:14:36 PM

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When I babysat, I used a children's toy that vibrated. Let's just say Elmo lost his virginity to me.L35

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Posted: Friday, April 03, 2009 10:49:54 PM

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Oh gosh...
there are very many things that can be inserted, rubbed against and... well you know..

So lets make a list of whatever you find anywhere xD

cherry-tomatoes <3
Hammer <3
old version of ken (the male barbie for thoose who didnt know)
He had his hair very solid plastic before they came up with the lame idea of equality and that men should have flexible hair do aswell.


DBarclay
Posted: Saturday, April 04, 2009 8:52:26 AM

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My advice ...Never use an Armodillo
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The produce department is my favorite......Whistle

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