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lafayettemister
Posted: Monday, January 17, 2011 12:45:55 PM

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Naughty... I'd say #1 is the lie.

1. I was known in high school for doing "the butt dance".
2. The first time I ever masturbated I was 20 yrs old.
3. I once got a blowjob in the stairwell of a hotel while chaperoning a church trip.





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Guest
Posted: Monday, January 17, 2011 12:54:25 PM

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[Actually Mister, I know naughty in real life and from many chats on Lush, and I assure you #3 is the lie for her]

For you Mister, I'd say #2 is the lie for you.

1. I once got a hand job at my workplace's Christmas party.

2. I once switched tops with a friend's wife at a party both our spouses were at.

3. I finger fucked someone when watching a professional baseball game, Live.
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Posted: Monday, January 17, 2011 1:00:48 PM

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I'll say # 2 Hap

1. I was a virgin until I was 17
2. Girllicker was the one who got my cherry
3. I've never had sex with a guy

Guest
Posted: Monday, January 17, 2011 1:07:21 PM

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Actually Kinky my lie is #3 [I totally ripped out the poor woman's top, embarrassing everyone at the party - bad scene]

As far as your post, Kinky, I'd say #2 because I don't believe you knew girllicker before Lush, Assuming I'm right and it's not #3, I'm real sorry I wasn't the guy! You're awesome!

1. I was a virgin until 21

2. I've been on broadcast TV dozens of times, but never doing or advertising anything sexual

3. One of my co-workers wives hit on me during a business retreat and I ended up finger fucking her while she gave me a blowjob.
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Posted: Monday, January 17, 2011 1:34:12 PM

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1. I`ll never fuck hap
2. I`m still a virgin
3. kinky loves sirloin.
Guest
Posted: Monday, January 17, 2011 1:45:44 PM

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Hey, sizzlin, you never guessed mine

As far as yours are concerned, sizzlin, I hope all three are lies, but if I had to pick only one I think #3 is the biggest lie.

Since sizzlin never guess mine I'm repeating it:

1. I was a virgin until 21

2. I've been on broadcast TV dozens of times, but never doing or advertising anything sexual

3. One of my co-worker's wives hit on me during a business retreat and I ended up finger fucking her while she gave me a blowjob.
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Posted: Monday, January 17, 2011 1:52:45 PM

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OK HAp I'll try again, # 1...............BTW my lie was # 3, I have actually been with a couple of guys years ago

1. I work as a stripper in real world
2. I had sex with Ginger during Christmas holidays
3.I love sushi and eat it everday
lafayettemister
Posted: Monday, January 17, 2011 1:53:46 PM

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Number 3 is the lie!

My lie above was number 3.

1. I'm obsessed with blowjobs.
2. I once was fooling with a girl but after I fingered her for a moment, I had to get away.
3. I got a bj on the skylift at Six Flags.





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CumInYaClit
Posted: Monday, January 17, 2011 2:00:38 PM

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which is a lie

1. My shaft is 8-9 inches

2. I love women

3. I am gay [Really hard for me to write that]
Dontholien
Posted: Monday, January 17, 2011 2:05:34 PM

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Number 3 obviously...

1. I crave and love outdoor sex
2. Im a raving lesbian
3. Im actually shy and innocent
CumInYaClit
Posted: Monday, January 17, 2011 2:39:38 PM

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Dontholien wrote:
Number 3 obviously...

1. I crave and love outdoor sex
2. Im a raving lesbian
3. Im actually shy and innocent


yep cos i'm straight as

yours is 3 total guess could be 2 but don't know
Guest
Posted: Monday, January 17, 2011 4:52:43 PM

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Dontholien's lie is #2 for sure; my lie in my previous submission was #3, sorry Kinky

1. I once made out with my best friend's wife while pinning him and my wife in a closet.

2. I helped the FBI run a sting on a con man.

3. I had vaginal sex with a woman who had an oral sex phobia.

LadyLoveJoy
Posted: Monday, January 17, 2011 5:20:19 PM

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Imhapless is it 2?

1. I love to be naked in nature
2. I once had phone sex with Russel Brand
3. I once applied to be a receptionist in a massage parlour

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ParMach
Posted: Monday, January 17, 2011 5:46:05 PM

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Lady is it 2

1. Had sex on a golf course
2. Masturbated in a classroom while others were there
3. Had sex under a waterfall

Klingon: chaw' jIH muSHa' SoH porgh 'ej yab translated let me love you body and mind
LadyLoveJoy
Posted: Monday, January 17, 2011 5:55:16 PM

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it is.
Is yours number 1?

I. I was sent to the headmasters office for masturbating in class
2. Had once a local artist take a plastercast of my vulva
3. Accept an offer to blow a cop for letting me off speeding

'A bird doesnt sing because it has an answer-it sings because it has a song' chinese proverb
Guest
Posted: Monday, January 17, 2011 5:57:46 PM

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I`d never go to bed with you
Pariah
Posted: Monday, January 17, 2011 6:06:47 PM

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Im guessing number 3.

1. My favourate part of sex is licking out a woman
2. I like to masterbate at least twice a day.
3. I once had sex with my a girl on a friends sofa while she was in the same room.

Its not who i am, but what i do that defines me.
LadyLoveJoy
Posted: Monday, January 17, 2011 6:27:42 PM

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it is face-od.
I have no idea what yours is though!
is it 3? 2?

'A bird doesnt sing because it has an answer-it sings because it has a song' chinese proverb
Pariah
Posted: Monday, January 17, 2011 6:29:16 PM

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Its 2. This is fun, shame i find it hard to think of truths lol

Its not who i am, but what i do that defines me.
ParMach
Posted: Monday, January 17, 2011 6:58:16 PM

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Better restart the thread Guys

1. Sex on a school bus
2. Sex on a beach
3. Sex in a field

Klingon: chaw' jIH muSHa' SoH porgh 'ej yab translated let me love you body and mind
Guest
Posted: Monday, January 17, 2011 10:00:55 PM

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Good call Par; I guess #1 is your lie

1. I first made out with my wife watching Mission Impossible

2. My wife saw me in a catalog before we met and believed she would meet me one day.

3. I finger fucked a woman dressed as Xena, Warrior Princess, at a costume party


[sorry Par, #3 is the lie - damn, finger fucking a Xena - any Xena - is a fantasy of mine]
ParMach
Posted: Monday, January 17, 2011 10:14:15 PM

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Ta Hap I having a punt and will go with 2 and you were correct as well

1. Scuba dived nude
2. Been yachting nude
3. bungy jumped nude

Klingon: chaw' jIH muSHa' SoH porgh 'ej yab translated let me love you body and mind
BigDaddyRich
Posted: Monday, January 17, 2011 11:05:11 PM

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Lies, Lies, and damn Lies.

I've got a 12 inch cock.
I've been with 300 ladies.


Well that's just my opinion, sorry if you don't like.

BigDaddyRich
Dudealicious
Posted: Tuesday, January 18, 2011 6:39:10 AM

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ParMach wrote:
Ta Hap I having a punt and will go with 2 and you were correct as well

1. Scuba dived nude
2. Been yachting nude
3. bungy jumped nude


Ok *hitting the reset button* BING!

Par I think #2 is a lie

1. I have been compared to a famous celebrity
2. My lush crush is a man
3. I race dirt bikes

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, January 18, 2011 7:03:59 AM

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#3 is a lie. Canadians only play hockey and curling:p

1. I have knew how to spell when I was 2
2. I have a 5 point plan on how to survive in prison
3. I've never recieved a single A in my 5 1/2 years at university
Guest
Posted: Friday, March 04, 2011 6:15:18 PM

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elitfromnorth wrote:
#2 is a lie. I have a 5 point plan on how to survive in prison


1. While on a camping trip, with friends, two infatuated young girls stalked and exposed themselves to me, while I was naked in the shower building.
2. A pantyless lifeguard girl flashed her pussy, at me in a public pool, before fucking her, a week later.
3. After getting drunk at my friend's party, I made love to three girls in the same bed, one after the other.
Dudealicious
Posted: Sunday, March 06, 2011 11:51:49 AM

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#3 is the lie

1. I am shy until you get to know me
2. I have been in 15 threesomes in my life all MMF
3. My golf handicap is 10

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

Sw33tAng3l
Posted: Sunday, March 06, 2011 7:46:22 PM

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I have no idea what number 3 means... ummm i'd say 3 is the lie??

1. I sleep with a teddy bear at night
2. I like going up to random guys/girls and start flirting with them.
3. I'm terrified of blood.
Guest
Posted: Monday, March 07, 2011 3:49:45 AM

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Gonna go with 3 since you appear to be into vampires and horrors according to your page :p

1. I love scars
2. I dislike the colour yellow
3. I've had sex with other people present
PJ_902
Posted: Monday, March 07, 2011 3:55:22 AM

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hmmm i think number 1

1. i had a pink beard
2. i like cider
3. i have a pet fish


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