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FicklePickleTickle
Posted: Tuesday, January 18, 2011 10:33:46 PM

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What is the most unique and/or embarrassing way that you've even had an orgasm?

The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.

ChaCha
Posted: Tuesday, January 18, 2011 10:46:25 PM

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While reading Xaviera Hollander's "the Happy Hooker". No manual stimulation what so ever.....just written word...OHH that was great!! That is the reason I LOVE to read and write Erotica.
Woman
Posted: Tuesday, January 18, 2011 10:49:17 PM

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LOL!!! I've had WAY too many embarrassing orgasms.

This one was last week. I wore my smartballs on my 3km walk to the hospital. Lots of stepping up, stepping down. And lots of pot holes to jump over. So those balls were getting a work out. I was drenched by the time I made it to the hospital. Plus it was literally freezing outside, and for some strange reason, whenever my thighs get super cold, I get even more turned on.

So I get to the hospital, and get an evil notion in my head. Climb the seven flights of stairs to my treatment room. Smartballs and stairs. BAD idea.

I get to my room, insanely turned on, and am told that I get to have an oil massage and to strip till I am just wearing my knickers. Now my knickers that day were french silk lace, so every time the massage man kneaded and massaged my arse made me groan. I do hope they thought in pain. Plus... I have discovered over the past few months I am kind of the exhibitionist, so this was not helping knowing there are quit ea few doctors in the room learning techniques. And I am there in just my knickers.

FINALLY they were finished, and my skin was all hot and sweaty, and I was starting to see all men just as possible dildo's- you know in the old cartoons? When one gets hungry? They see the cartoon character near them as a turkey or a meal? Yup. I saw everyone in the Room as a dildo. Ridged and buttons to turn up the vibrations.

Then I get into the traction machine, get strapped in, and as they started it up, pulling my arms higher, my hips lower to stretch my spine, I started shaking uncontrollably. The doctors were all freaked out thinking I was in pain. I moaned, and I groaned... do not fear. I did not blow a house down. And came hard.

I was embarrassed... of course. But I did get some VERY weird text messages (with awesome Chinglish mind you!!!!) over the next few days. Yup. And still I have to go back every day for therapy and for treatments. Damn you acupuncture!!!!!!!



Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
FicklePickleTickle
Posted: Tuesday, January 18, 2011 11:03:14 PM

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Wow, two good replies. Thank you both for sharing. Keep 'em coming. :)

[Edit to add: I wrote my story on the Ask the Guys version of this topic that my friend posted. Go have a laugh at my expense. hehe]

The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.

Woman
Posted: Wednesday, January 19, 2011 2:00:46 AM

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FicklePickleTickle wrote:
What is the most unique and/or embarrassing way that you've even had an orgasm?


Now come on... I shared now it is YOUR turn FPT!!!

Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, January 19, 2011 7:38:24 AM

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I was getting off on some massage porn last night, and forgot I had the living room curtain open!

I came twice!

evil4
Nikki703
Posted: Wednesday, January 19, 2011 8:17:42 AM

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My most unique way was while parasailing in the Bahamas. While I did not have an orgasm, was very close. Just the thrill of being so free over the beautiful blue/green water, all the sexy bodies I saw on the beach earlier and the warm breeze on my body, my fingers instictively found their way into my shorts and I began to finger myself. I was very close to cumming but got a little nervous that if I had very intense orgasm, it could be dangerous so I stopped. But it was such and amazing feeling and would do it again but to completion next time!
FicklePickleTickle
Posted: Wednesday, January 19, 2011 2:37:23 PM

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It might be fun to be Honeybee's neighbor and I already knew that Nikki was a fun person. :) Thanks both of you.


And for those who missed it *cough Woman cough*. Check the Ask the Guys board. My friend ChaCha posted the same question in there and I shared my embarrassing story. Go laugh at me. :p

The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.

Dancing_Doll
Posted: Wednesday, January 19, 2011 5:43:21 PM

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When I was younger (and uhm, probably still to some degree now), I get a sexual thrill during times of stress. Don't ask me why... I have no idea. But in school, the idea of being late for class, or being unable to complete a test during the allotted time used to send me into a rolling orgasm (without touching myself obviously.. just with kegal muscle contractions).

Sooo... for me, I've had many, many orgasms throughout my schooling life (through highschool and university) right in the classroom while writing a test. I especially got turned on while trying to finish essay questions, as I tend to be rather wordy (surprise, surprise) so was always racing against the clock. As I would rush to finish writing that long open ended question, when the teacher would say "10 minutes until pencils down", I would get this crazy throbbing and tingling and as the minutes ticked by I would end up in an intense full-on orgasm. Needless to say, my penmanship suffered tremendously as I struggled to continue writing throughout the throes of the orgasm until the very last second. Because other people were often distracted while trying to finish as well, I was able to hide everything quite well. At the most, an outside stranger might just think I was "flustered" while trying to finish the exam. Then I'd hand in my test sporting a nice healthy flush and glow to my skin...

And yes, I know... I am seriously bizarre. I'm not sure if I'm the only one like this, or if there are others out there, but so far I think I might be one of a kind. Embarassed


Woman
Posted: Wednesday, January 19, 2011 6:09:13 PM

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FicklePickleTickle wrote:

And for those who missed it *cough Woman cough*. Check the Ask the Guys board. My friend ChaCha posted the same question in there and I shared my embarrassing story. Go laugh at me. :p


Cough drop? Vick vapour rub? Honey lemon tea???

Be careful with that cough!!! you could cough so hard that your penis is swallowed by your body and tries to come out of your ear. It happened!!! Honest!!! I heard about it from my cousins friend's sister's uncles brotherinlaw third cousin once removed's grandmother Alice's butchers brothers neighbour's cat.

Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
hallbrn
Posted: Wednesday, January 19, 2011 6:49:14 PM

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I was laying in bed with my wife next to me sleeping, and fantasizing about a foxy little number on my doughters club volleyball team, I closed my eyes and flexed my member and as it rubed against my boxer shorts I became so aroused I orgasmed without touching my self physicaly...sticky mess but so strong a visual fantasy.
FicklePickleTickle
Posted: Thursday, January 20, 2011 1:28:41 PM

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Thanks Doll. You are unique, and not just for that. :)

Woman, you are completely insane. I love it. hehe

The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.

cherryrebel
Posted: Thursday, January 20, 2011 3:42:43 PM

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anyone seen that film with gerrard butler and katherine Heigel?? There's a dinner table scene in it involving a remote control vibrating thong and a posh restaurant. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to play with the controls under the table at a friend's birthday bash. I was literally like a cat sat on a hot tin roof, fidgeting and squirming all over the place. It was when my friend next to me said "Are you okay? Your face has gone all red?" I politely excused myself and removed sed thong in the loo.

My boyfriend had a huge grin on his face when I came back out.
FicklePickleTickle
Posted: Friday, January 21, 2011 6:26:59 AM

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Cherry, thank you for sharing.

I would have done the same thing if I was him. I can be a viscious tease when I want to be. :P

I can also emphasize with your predicament. It must have been horribly embarrassing for you at the time.

How do you feel about it now that you look back upon it?

The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.

cherryrebel
Posted: Saturday, January 22, 2011 9:24:11 AM

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Suprisingly no one really noticed apart from that one friend and of course my boyfriend because there was so much chat and laughter going on around us! thanks be to god for that!!!

I look back on it with a racing heart and flushed cheeks. It's a moment in my relationship i think neither of us will ever forget!!! lol

xxxxxx
sexysush
Posted: Saturday, January 22, 2011 12:36:00 PM

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Can't say it is embarrassing but it might be unique...

While I was in college, I was attracted to a Old professor... He was handsome, and during his lectures quite a few times I had orgasms thinking of being with him in bed...

ahhh... but it is pretty old times now....
Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 23, 2011 1:29:22 AM

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on my bike:p hahah i went over a rocky road.. oops:p i fellEmbarassed:p
Woman
Posted: Sunday, January 23, 2011 5:19:25 PM

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FicklePickleTickle wrote:
Woman, you are completely insane.


Are you trying to tell me something new???

Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
rxtales
Posted: Sunday, January 23, 2011 6:58:35 PM

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I was on a bus today, and fell asleep. I was having a rather steamy dream. When I woke up a little, I noticed I was rubbing myself slightly against the seat and my travel partner was looking at me oddly. I was extremely aroused and very sensitive so the bumpy ride was delightfully torturous if a little awkward.
Eutopia
Posted: Sunday, January 23, 2011 8:10:50 PM

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I used to frequently get myself off on the pommel of my saddle during a good horse trek.
Oh boy, the gallops were amazing~<3
But basically everyone knows what you're doing, since you have to sit very far forward on the saddle.
But~ basically everyone did it, still made it slightly embarrassing, however.
FicklePickleTickle
Posted: Monday, January 24, 2011 6:52:07 AM

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-Cherry, I had a feeling that might be your reply. I've heard a few stories about people being in a similar situation in public. It's usually described as being mostly a negative, almost horrific experience, at the time. Usually including a phrase like "I wanted to kill him/her for putting me through that!" The odd thing is that all of hem seem to look back on it as one of the hottest experiences they've had. I guess it's sweet, sweet torture. :)

-sexysush Did it surprise you back then that you could have a "hands free" orgasm? It's surprising to most people when they experience one or hear about it for the first time.

-justinebaby Why were you riding a bike on an ice cream flavor? :p Seriously, I hope you don't mind me saying, but for some reason the thought of that is actually kinda hot. Well, not for the falling down part. I hope you didn't get scraped up too badly. ;)

-Woman New? No. Just letting you know you are fun to have around Lush. :)

-rxtales That does sound awkward, but the fact that it was uncontrollable probably turned you on a lot, huh?

-Eutopia It sort of irritates me that I didn't know about this when I was a teenager. It would have been fun watching the girls my age ride. Unfortunately I found out when I was too old to be watching teenage girls. lol

I do envy the variety of ways that women can have fun. Again, thank all of you for sharing. :)

The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.

Woman
Posted: Monday, January 24, 2011 7:02:19 AM

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FicklePickleTickle wrote:
-Woman New? No. Just letting you know you are fun to have around Lush. :)


Shhh!!! Stop spreading rumours!!!! People might actually beleive you!!! I am not fun. I have a pickle stuck up my arse. At one point in time, it WAS a cucumber!

Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
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