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lovely_lady
Posted: Saturday, January 15, 2011 11:22:13 PM

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Location: melbourne
"I'm Bored and porn didn't do it for me."
Guest
Posted: Monday, January 17, 2011 1:09:18 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 675,878
ChaCha wrote:
The WORST: and I quote " so can I fuck you wet cunt or what"........this was from a new "friend", needless to say that was the end of our "friendship".....REALLY?! WTF?!

PS If you poke and I don't poke back, that doesn't mean poke me 3 more times :/




totally agree!!! hello1
Wholelottarosie
Posted: Wednesday, January 19, 2011 5:45:26 AM

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Posts: 45
Location: A secret location somewhere in, United Kingdom
Having just this second received this message I felt the need to share it:

Sent: 19 Jan 11

would you like to watch me masturbate on webcam?
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Maybe my reply wasn't the best but it made me feel better:

No thank you, I already have an offer to poke my eyes out with a sharp stick.
Woman
Posted: Thursday, January 20, 2011 6:51:28 AM

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Joined: 11/21/2009
Posts: 674
Location: Stopping the war 'tween Harold and Kumar
Him: Are you really a woman?
Me: No. Are you really a jackass?
Him: No.

Him: Are you really a woman?
Me: Need to borrow a tampon?
Him: No.

Him: Are you really a woman?
Me: No, god just thought I'd make a real bumpy man.

Him: Are you really a woman?
Me: Actually no. I am really a 48 year old man with hair growing out of places ten years ago I had no hair.

Him: Are you really a woman?
Me: thanks to the new sex change operation? Now I am!!!

Ummm... needless to say... my chats only last a moment or two now I know exactly what to say!!!!! Although; sometimes... sometimes, I get even weirder responses than the ones I've given. That makes me actually snort at the computer trying both to laugh and gasp at the same time. I don't recommend that action. It does hurt a little.



Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
Dontholien
Posted: Thursday, January 27, 2011 7:03:06 AM

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Joined: 7/20/2009
Posts: 210
Location: Rivendell, United Kingdom
WellMadeMale wrote:
Dontholien wrote:


Him: Hey
Me: Hi
Him: So whats up?


How do you even reply to that last one?! Birds? Helicopters? Drug users? Clouds? Is there actually a correct answer to this question? lol



Hard-ons and helicopters. If you only have the 1st one, beat it.




I have just used this reply on a guy who has for 2 days on the run opened a chat to me and started

"hi, its John, whats up?"

On day 1 he just left the conersation and just now he used this one: "dang it fire pager going off gotta go"....... Crazy fool!! Does he not learn?
Guest
Posted: Friday, January 28, 2011 2:58:40 AM

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Posts: 675,878
I jacked off to one of your stories...can we cyber so I can jack off again?
BigDaddyRich
Posted: Friday, January 28, 2011 6:15:26 PM

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Joined: 8/9/2010
Posts: 694
Location: Ridge Manor, Florida, United States
Hey, what's up. How r u? What are u doing up this time of night.

Well that's just my opinion, sorry if you don't like.

BigDaddyRich
Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 29, 2011 9:25:40 AM

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Posts: 675,878
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here! !!!!
Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 29, 2011 9:26:10 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 675,878
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
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