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whorecrux
Posted: Thursday, January 27, 2011 8:09:26 PM

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or what is it like to have male genitalia?

I wish that I was your coronary artery so that I could always be wrapped around your heart. --- ♥
Guest
Posted: Friday, January 28, 2011 5:30:51 AM

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The best thing about being a guy is sleeping with gorgeous women. Best thing about having a dick would have to be public bathrooms. We don't have to sit on those nasty toilets.
ParMach
Posted: Friday, January 28, 2011 5:59:59 AM

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I think berth (having not to) is one amazingly great advantage

To boldly Lush where no one has Lushed before
DirtyMartini
Posted: Friday, January 28, 2011 6:07:48 AM

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Best thing about being a guy? Not having to spend a lot of money on shoes comes to mind...

There are other things...


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Guest
Posted: Friday, January 28, 2011 4:37:26 PM

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I won't lie; I enjoy the fact that I don't get periods. I've seen them and heard what they do to the female body, and it's something I will never joke about. I'm just fortunate men don't get them.
Orgasmic
Posted: Friday, January 28, 2011 10:37:13 PM

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No worries of pregnancy !
TexasSon
Posted: Saturday, January 29, 2011 5:13:59 AM

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The world is our toilet!

...it's just a little illegal is all... sometimes. like, on bourbon street for mardi gras.

my asshole buddy shoulda TOLD me there was a mounted cop 10 feet away!



Magical_felix
Posted: Saturday, January 29, 2011 5:30:59 AM

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The look from a young girls eye as the boss once said.



realz
Posted: Saturday, January 29, 2011 6:34:48 AM

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Sex is a lot simpler for guys. Not a lot of context, having to 'get to know' someone, etc. Which is why it is easy to simply enjoy a good looking stripper, or stranger or escort.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 29, 2011 2:47:05 PM

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Being able to reverse park and know the offside rule in football (soccer).

Ducking for cover now!!!
MMonroe
Posted: Saturday, January 29, 2011 3:38:36 PM

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SouthernerEroticer wrote:
Being able to reverse park


I can too! cussing



*Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?*



Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 29, 2011 3:58:18 PM

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SouthernerEroticer wrote:
Being able to reverse park and know the offside rule in football (soccer).

Ducking for cover now!!!


I can reverse in the dark with my eyes shut mister; now get out from under that table you bad man a1089
Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 29, 2011 4:10:33 PM

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HoneyBee000 wrote:
SouthernerEroticer wrote:
Being able to reverse park and know the offside rule in football (soccer).

Ducking for cover now!!!


I can reverse in the dark with my eyes shut mister; now get out from under that table you bad man a1089


Only if you promise to whip me!
Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 29, 2011 6:43:57 PM

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now someone has put there foot in it
Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 29, 2011 6:57:01 PM

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We, men, cannot get pregnant! Ha-Ha!
Guest
Posted: Monday, January 31, 2011 4:39:16 AM

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Being less dependent on emotion. It's too easy to get manipulated when you can't control your emotions. It's way easier to manipulate when you can...and know the other person can't. :)
WellMadeMale
Posted: Monday, January 31, 2011 8:55:08 PM

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Takes me about 30 minutes or less to wake up from a deep sleep, shower, groom and dress for any occasion...and look like a million bucks. Or a million old bux.

That's always been pretty damned nice. Add a hangover to that and it gets dicey, better stretch it to 90 minutes. I might put on brown and black stockings with different loafers if I'm not careful.

Most intelligent people are introspective and doubt themselves while many fucktards are proudly over-confident. - a tip of the hat to Charles Bukowski
Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 20, 2011 6:13:00 PM

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It is great having a dick. I have sex or masturbate about three times a day every single day of my life. That is more than a thousand episodes of maximum pleasure per year.
We men are able to appreciate a woman in a bikini, or a naked woman. Given a choice, if there is re-incarnation, you would come back as bloke every time.
HimesInu
Posted: Saturday, April 16, 2011 10:34:48 PM

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Honestly, I have too many bi female friends to agree with some of the other guys on here. I think the only advantage is we don't have to use dildos to fuck a girl. Beyond that, my friends appreciate a naked or bikinied or a sexily dressed girl just as much as a guy, if not more. Mind, I have to agree that it does take less time in the morning. As for emotions, guys just hide it better. They have to.


"So how does it feel to know that someones kid in the heart of America
Has blood on their hands, fighting to defend your rights
So you can maintain the lifestyle that insults this family's existence"


Security is mere illusion; yet in that illusion lies security.
Terrag
Posted: Sunday, April 17, 2011 4:56:39 PM

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I can roll out of bed and throw something on, and no one really cares.
Scribe
Posted: Monday, April 18, 2011 8:27:19 AM

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They expect less from single men, I guess.


Love is my religion and her body is my temple!
WorkAlone
Posted: Monday, April 18, 2011 8:35:42 AM

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Being able to relax and just be myself. Society holds women to a high standard of grace, poise, appearance, modesty, decorum, etc. As a guy, while it's not exactly enouraged and not something I always exercise, I can wear 5 year old clothes that may be slightly wrinkly, tell dirty jokes, walk alone, use the wrong utensil, and even do a simple 'brush and go' with my hair and I'm not going to stand out as being exceptionally bad. Even a little scratch, pick, or release of gas is 'just being a guy'. I honestly don't know how women deal with all that all the time.

On the negative side (not that you asked), is that we have to put our egos on the line everytime we meet a woman. Women generally are the ones who are approached and so you get to say "no" or "maybe", while we have to make the approach (often to the woman and some of her friends) and risk getting shot down. Not as easy or as much fun as you might think.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 21, 2011 5:02:14 PM

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Peein standing up has to be at the top of the list.

LOL the worst is uninvited erections- always showing up at the most inappropriate times.
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 22, 2011 11:05:38 AM

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Not having a monthly period, hands down. There are many other good things about being a guy, but this one is tops on my list.
MMonroe
Posted: Friday, April 22, 2011 2:19:36 PM

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WorkAlone wrote:
As a guy, while it's not exactly enouraged and not something I always exercise, I can wear 5 year old clothes that may be slightly wrinkly, tell dirty jokes, walk alone, use the wrong utensil, and even do a simple 'brush and go' with my hair and I'm not going to stand out as being exceptionally bad.


I was just reading this, and thinking I do all these things!! sad1 Think



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BicycleBum
Posted: Friday, April 22, 2011 2:36:54 PM

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Makes it easier to pee anywhere I want.
stephanie
Posted: Friday, April 22, 2011 4:50:52 PM

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Impressive hard ons are quite empowering!!!

But the best thing about being a guy is the feeling you get just before you fuck a beautiful girl who you know is dying for you to have her.... Usually at the moment when she raises her bottom so you can take her knickers off.... Bliss on a lot of levels!!!

xx SF

"A DIFFERENT kind of TINSEL decorates MY TREE!!!!" xx SF
WorkAlone
Posted: Friday, April 22, 2011 9:42:16 PM

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MMonroe wrote:
WorkAlone wrote:
As a guy, while it's not exactly enouraged and not something I always exercise, I can wear 5 year old clothes that may be slightly wrinkly, tell dirty jokes, walk alone, use the wrong utensil, and even do a simple 'brush and go' with my hair and I'm not going to stand out as being exceptionally bad.


I was just reading this, and thinking I do all these things!! sad1 Think


Good for you! I've been told many many times that women "just can't" do these things (at least not in public) and I always thought it was sad.
WellMadeMale
Posted: Saturday, April 23, 2011 11:27:32 AM

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It's almost always acceptable for a man to reach down and adjust himself, in public.

After several years practice, I've perfected my own Picard Maneuver, in this regard. You won't really notice that I've just adjusted, right in front of your eyes.

Most intelligent people are introspective and doubt themselves while many fucktards are proudly over-confident. - a tip of the hat to Charles Bukowski
Magical_felix
Posted: Saturday, April 23, 2011 11:43:19 AM

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Location: California
Balls, our inner strength comes from our balls even though they hang tight on the outside, it's ironic.



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