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DirtyMartini
Posted: Saturday, February 19, 2011 6:22:00 PM

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Looking for input on this one, haven't really posted it anywhere else...did I miss anything?

The Facebook Poem

I’d heard about social networking,
And how it was the next big thing,
So I just had to take a look,
And ended up on Facebook.

It only took me a little while,
To fill out most of my profile,
But I have spent many a night,
Figuring out the rest of the site.

I never realized I had so many friends,
The friend requests never ends,
All the people I can’t stand at work,
And now the biggest high school jerk.

I have to admit I’ve learned a bunch,
I know what all my friends eat for lunch,
And it really helps me that I know,
Everyone’s favorite TV show.

The work on Facebook never stops,
I have to water my imaginary crops,
Send get-well wishes to Farmville quick,
My friend’s imaginary cow got sick.

I now realize my chances are dire,
Of ever building a Mafia empire,
And perhaps it is a bit of a shame,
My It Girl will never go on to fame.

My kid’s statuses tell me of their life,
At dinner time I get poked by the wife,
I try to keep my friend count nice and fat,
So, I even signed up the dog and cat.

I guess you can say my life’s complete,
I have more friends than I’ll ever meet,
On Facebook I can roam far and wide,
And I never have to go outside.

02-19-11.



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easy_rider75
Posted: Saturday, February 19, 2011 7:07:53 PM

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Good one Alan that's funny

“I'm not one of those complicated, mixed-up cats. I'm not looking for the secret to life.... I just go on from day to day, taking what comes.”~Frank Sinatra~
ShyVixen
Posted: Saturday, February 19, 2011 7:58:04 PM

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That was classic! I always say Lush is just like facebook, new idea maybe for another poem? I enjoyed that!!
DirtyMartini
Posted: Saturday, February 19, 2011 8:07:12 PM

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ShyVixen wrote:

That was classic! I always say Lush is just like facebook, new idea maybe for another poem? I enjoyed that!!


Don't say that...next thing you know they'll be putting Farmville here in the forum...


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scarletblue
Posted: Saturday, February 19, 2011 8:43:44 PM

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Nice 1 Mr Alan laughing6 laughing6

jacobport
Posted: Saturday, February 19, 2011 11:03:46 PM

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Loved it....sums up facebook!

"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
SweetPenny
Posted: Sunday, February 20, 2011 1:14:59 PM

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DirtyMartini wrote:

Don't say that...next thing you know they'll be putting Farmville here in the forum...


No, I think that's against the site guidelines icon_smile
nicola
Posted: Sunday, February 20, 2011 2:51:16 PM

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laughing9 Looks about right.

I can't seem to get along with Facebook. There's no water cooler to drink around, it's disjointed and almost impossible to fathom. There's no content other than your extended friend's inane comments about the best place to get a mocha skim latte in the CBD, and what iPhone they've picked up.

SweetPenny
Posted: Monday, February 21, 2011 1:36:50 PM

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Perfect timing. This just hit the news today:

Man Names Daughter "Facebook"
DirtyMartini
Posted: Tuesday, February 22, 2011 10:33:11 PM

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SweetPenny wrote:
Perfect timing. This just hit the news today:

Man Names Daughter "Facebook"


Thanks for that info Miss S-Penny...I just had to go share that link over on, um...Facebook...

You know I thought for sure Gav would have shown similar dedication by naming the new kids Lush and Stories instead of Gavelon and Byron...but hey, I was wrong...

And here I thought he was such a dedicated guy...icon_smile


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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 5:10:58 PM

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DirtyMartini
Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 9:33:18 PM

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eviotis wrote:


You know Facebook makes it easy to plan things like revolutions and miscellaneous uprisings...they have a thing called "events" where you can invite your friends to coups, revolts, hostile takeovers and whatever...


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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2011 9:38:40 PM

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yup, tend to use my internuts for porn and music. To each his/her own.
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