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Posted: Saturday, March 05, 2011 6:43:06 AM

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granted...now you will always be full of unwanted people bugging around you

i wish i could choose the things i want to study and ignore the boring stuff !!!!
Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 05, 2011 7:02:46 AM

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Granted but you're kicked out of school and become a bum

I wish I could meet a beautiful woman to ravish me
Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 05, 2011 7:10:33 AM

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I wish I coul just get laid.
Catnip
Posted: Saturday, March 05, 2011 7:11:35 AM

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Granted, but you marry two days later and have a sexless marriage when she suddenly decide she's straight.

I wish I lived in Perth.

Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 05, 2011 7:27:58 AM

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I wish I was with my lover now (you know who you are)
Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 05, 2011 1:04:29 PM

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Granted, but she turns out to be a psycho and you barely escape with yoiur life when she chases you with a butcher knife.

I wish LusciousLola would track me down and show up at my house naked.
LusciousLola
Posted: Sunday, March 06, 2011 5:43:17 AM

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Granted, but I am also invisible. So when I join you in the shower, all you see is the giant strapon I am wearing.

I wish my headache would go away before I have to leave to work.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 06, 2011 5:55:44 AM

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a1089 Granted you headaches goes, only to take up residence in your pussy, it hits you when you get to work, and aches all day

I wish for an eventful holiday
Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 06, 2011 7:57:22 AM

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Granted - unfortunately it is eventful in the wrong way. First your lover runs off with someone else, and when you go to a fireworks show to forget, a rocket goes up your ass leaving you unable to sit for weeks. So Sorry!

I wish I could sneak up on LusciousLola without her knowing it and goose her.
CuriousButterfly
Posted: Sunday, March 06, 2011 10:51:32 AM

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granted - but its not really lola - its a dude dressed in drag

i wish i could have breakfast served to me in bed everyday by hap

Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 06, 2011 1:35:14 PM

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Granted -- but Hap is very scatterbrained since he lost his kayak, so he burnt the toast, got the eggs too mushy, and spilled coffee and orange juice all over you, Not exactly what you had in mind, huh CB. So sorry.

I wish I could "clip" CB's wings!
LusciousLola
Posted: Sunday, March 06, 2011 4:19:08 PM

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Granted, you clip CB's wings. Mysteriously, as soon as her wings fell to the ground you grew a tail and begin howling like wounded dog.

I wish for fresh strawberries.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, March 06, 2011 4:53:52 PM

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Granted - when you fall off your roller skates and skin your knee, many fresh "strawberries result.

I wish I could turn Lola into a chimp unless she swore her undying devotion to me.
Guest
Posted: Monday, March 07, 2011 4:32:25 AM

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Granted you turn Lola into a chimp because she won't swear, she's infested with superfleas, they take up permanent residence in your hair and your pubes.......................rocket up my ass indeed! a1089

I wish for more time to practice my Ukulele
Guest
Posted: Monday, March 07, 2011 10:18:34 AM

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Granted - and you even get private ukulele lessons with a Tiny Tim impersonator, and you get so good you are asked to perform with him on stage at the National Ukulele Extravaganza. While playing "Tiptoe Through The Tulips" you unfortunately get so excited that you fall off the stage into a fireworks pit, and a second rocket goes up your ass, meaning you can never sit down again. So sorry.

I wish I could tame a wildcat.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 08, 2011 8:04:09 AM

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a1089 Granted, you tame this one, but with two crackers up my ass I'm no fun anymore, I'm a walking time bomb, and I'm all yours...

I wish for a week in paradise

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 08, 2011 12:54:53 PM

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Granted - however Paradise, New Mexico, turns out to be a shit hole, so hot, dry and ugly that you lose 20 pounds and you skin is entirely blistered. So sorry.

I wish a woman who is a wildcat in bed would try and tame me.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 08, 2011 1:09:08 PM

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can`t help you there.

I wish sat. were here.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 08, 2011 5:04:13 PM

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imhapless wrote:
Granted - however Paradise, New Mexico, turns out to be a shit hole, so hot, dry and ugly that you lose 20 pounds and you skin is entirely blistered. So sorry.

I wish a woman who is a wildcat in bed would try and tame me.



WTF?

lauradane wrote:
can`t help you there.

I wish sat. were here.


OK Hap...I'll try and help.

Granted...She try's hard to tame you but it is in a "bed" of nails...ouch!

I wish my Lush Crush would magically show up and ring my doorbell...wearing nothing but a smile.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 08, 2011 5:30:56 PM

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Granted - but your Lush Crush turns out to be of a different sex, size, hair color, and body type than you thought, and very sexually aggressive. So sorry.

I wish that one day my princess would come!
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 08, 2011 5:43:33 PM

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Granted, but she comes in a box. Someone has sent you a Princess Barbie Doll. a1089

I wish I'd remembered to buy coffee

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 08, 2011 6:05:22 PM

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Granted

I wish iwas with my sweetheart
irishnia
Posted: Tuesday, March 08, 2011 8:19:20 PM

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Granted, but they have amnesia and don't know who you are.

I wish I could move to a better apartment.
LusciousLola
Posted: Wednesday, March 09, 2011 4:59:56 AM

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irishnia wrote:
Granted, but they have amnesia and don't know who you are.

I wish I could move to a better apartment.


Granted, you are now living in a fabulous apartment. But, the doorman is so intimidating that you are scared to to walk past him.

I wish to have a sexy someone come wash my hair for me this morning.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 09, 2011 6:31:03 AM

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Granted but it is me and somehow your hair never gets wahed

I wish it was summer
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 09, 2011 7:25:27 AM

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Granted - its summer in New Zealand and is perpetually winter where you live, causing all your parts to be so cold you never think about sex anymore. So Sorry.

I wish i was more clever than LusciousLola, girlicker and kinkygirl put together!
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 09, 2011 2:48:18 PM

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Granted - but no one likes a smart ass, so you are banned from Lush forever.

I wish a tiger could change its stripes.
LusciousLola
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 5:34:06 AM

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Granted, but really putting a spotted sweater on a tiger is just ridiculous and likely to piss it off.

I wish to be feasted upon by two sexy men and two fabulous women, until I am a quivering bowl of jello.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 7:13:41 AM

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Granted Lola - but they are cannibals! All of us at Lush are really going to miss you LL; plus we don't know what to do with your jello remains. So sorry.

I wish Lola would be reincarnated -- as my 21 year old South African sex slave
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 7:23:42 AM

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Granted but she comes back as a man

I wish I was one of those women ravishing Lola's body
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