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Hannahbanana15
Posted: Tuesday, March 08, 2011 1:15:29 AM

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BicycleBum can't even ride a bike, he actually has never heard of a bicycle before.



"Men are like roses, watch out for all of the pricks"
-hannah m-
BicycleBum
Posted: Tuesday, March 08, 2011 1:34:06 AM

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Tried to take all the W's out of a bag of M&Ms.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 08, 2011 2:16:22 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 689,164
Bum's bike still has training wheels
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 08, 2011 7:47:53 AM

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Southern Jim owns both Southern Comfort and Jim Beam - or at least you would think he did from the amount of each he consumes.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 08, 2011 8:52:36 AM

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hap is having trouble steering the boat in his dp
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 08, 2011 10:28:11 AM

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hiker wants hap to teach him to use those paddles but not for kayaking, just pleasure
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 08, 2011 10:38:52 AM

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girlliker sucks big ones and spits.
FireGuy
Posted: Tuesday, March 08, 2011 12:27:50 PM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 1/12/2011
Posts: 60
Location: United States
steamin produced that 2 girls 1 cup video, and plans to star in the sequel

"The funny thing about firemen is, night and day, they are always fireman..." Gregory Walden - Backdraft
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 08, 2011 12:47:34 PM

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FireGuy is being looked at by arson investigators in 32 states and Bermuda.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 08, 2011 2:25:33 PM

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hap has finally figured out that he is inferior to the women of the forum and bows to them daily
BicycleBum
Posted: Tuesday, March 08, 2011 2:46:24 PM

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Believes that "corn syrup" and "corn sugar" are not the same thing.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 08, 2011 3:08:54 PM

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BB was going to tell Ginger that Hap is MUCH more clever than all the women on Lush, but was afraid that Ginger would kick his ass.
BicycleBum
Posted: Tuesday, March 08, 2011 3:36:02 PM

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Posts: 633
imhapless wrote:
BB was going to tell Ginger that Hap is MUCH more clever than all the women on Lush, but was afraid that Ginger would kick his ass.


Doesn't know I'm actually afraid of that...
FireGuy
Posted: Tuesday, March 08, 2011 4:25:28 PM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 1/12/2011
Posts: 60
Location: United States
bicycle bum actually rides a moped with a basket and handlebar tassels

"The funny thing about firemen is, night and day, they are always fireman..." Gregory Walden - Backdraft
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 08, 2011 4:45:18 PM

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FG never smiles, which is a shame since his teeth are more reflective then the moon on a clear night
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 08, 2011 5:34:50 PM

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Aimlessly hitch hikes 20 days a month, hoping to be sexually molested.
BicycleBum
Posted: Tuesday, March 08, 2011 5:51:51 PM

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Drives around looking for aimless hitch hikers 20 days a month...
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 08, 2011 6:38:09 PM

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Has a bicycle stuck up his bum but the bicycle thinks he's got a man protruding from it.
HorschSean
Posted: Tuesday, March 08, 2011 9:07:40 PM

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Joined: 11/29/2010
Posts: 137
Location: Minnesota, United States
Brings home illegal aliens to choke him in the shower as he beats off
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 08, 2011 11:49:10 PM

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now he fantasises about that as he beats off in shower
BicycleBum
Posted: Wednesday, March 09, 2011 1:26:40 AM

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Posts: 633
Actually knows the wrong way to eat a Reeses peanut butter cup.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 09, 2011 1:33:36 AM

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Actually thinks there is a right way to eat a Reeses peanut butter cup
LusciousLola
Posted: Wednesday, March 09, 2011 4:51:48 AM

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Joined: 3/5/2010
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Tami won a watermelon seed spitting contest when she was just 9 years old. These days she spits nails, so don't piss her off!
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 09, 2011 6:07:28 AM

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Lola has such a huge crush on me and dreams about me every night
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 09, 2011 7:29:50 AM

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Tami has assumed my identity, and that is why Lola dreams about "her" every night.
cherryrebel
Posted: Wednesday, March 09, 2011 7:36:06 AM

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Joined: 11/24/2010
Posts: 336
Location: whispering in your ear, United Kingdom
hits old women on the ass with his paddle when standing in the line at the supermarket and then blames it on the person behind him
lafayettemister
Posted: Wednesday, March 09, 2011 7:43:04 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 10/4/2010
Posts: 6,454
Location: Alabama, United States
Cherry is afraid of needles. Her tattoo came out of a CrackerJacks box.





When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
Livenlearn
Posted: Wednesday, March 09, 2011 8:33:51 AM

Rank: Rookie Scribe

Joined: 3/1/2011
Posts: 6
Location: Right here
^ eats puppies and kittens.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 09, 2011 2:02:23 PM

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feels so disgusted for eating puppies and kittens that she vomits and wishes they were ice cream and jelly
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 09, 2011 2:15:16 PM

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Fell into a crevice in a glacier and was never rescued; fortunately he had his laptop with him and can post on Lush forums while freezing to death. but probably for only a few more hours.
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