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Posted: Wednesday, March 09, 2011 2:22:49 PM

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the reason hiker was never rescued is that hap was sent to rescue him but fell in crvice with him. now they are sharing laptop and snuggled together for warmth, or so hap claims.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 09, 2011 2:46:30 PM

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Ginger maintains that her pussy is meaner than my pussy [my tiger that is]. I wonder what she means by that?
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 09, 2011 3:11:27 PM

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his tiger is just a big pussy cat where as my pussy is a real man eater
Nikki703
Posted: Wednesday, March 09, 2011 3:12:44 PM

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His Life Long Dream Is To Be The Next Siegfried Or Roy

Was For Lovertoken
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 09, 2011 3:32:49 PM

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Nikki is amazed by Lovertoken. She is in awe of anyone that can tame a ferocious pussy
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 09, 2011 5:14:03 PM

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Kinky starred as "Tinkerbell" in the stage version of Peter Pan until the wires holding her up during a flying scene broke. After that she played Captain Hook.
LusciousLola
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 5:25:09 AM

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Once when hap couldn't find his paddle, he taped two snow shovels together. He was so proud of himself for being so clever and inventive, until he realized he taped his hand to the shovels.
Sw33tAng3l
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 6:12:44 AM

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hahahaha that's a good one LL

LL really looks like her AV, she's so angelic and heavenly only the pure of heart can see her true form.
LusciousLola
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 6:15:26 AM

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Angel is the devil in disguise.
Sw33tAng3l
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 6:21:43 AM

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Yeah, that's why you really look like your AV to me.

LL tried to save me, but my naughty ways made her want to convert, but the angels took her away from me, forever. :(
Livenlearn
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 7:02:33 AM

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Once masturbated in a church during a seminar while thinking of fucking the priest and his wife.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 7:10:20 AM

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(Uh, Livenlearn, something for you to learn as you live - priests can't marry - they don't have wives)

Livenlearn chose his screen name so that he could be known as LL, just like LusciousLola and LovelyLady. What a trio -- the good, the bad, and the ugly (and I'm not saying which is which)!
Livenlearn
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 7:29:04 AM

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(not all priest are catholic and if a married man wishes to become a priest the catholic church does not force him to divorce)

Drinks tiger blood and is high on Charlie Sheen.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 8:01:53 AM

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Livenlearn IS charlie Sheen - can't wait for one of your rants!
FireGuy
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 8:07:26 AM

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had his testicles removed after an unfortunate tiger related accident. he is now referred to as sadtheyretaken

"The funny thing about firemen is, night and day, they are always fireman..." Gregory Walden - Backdraft
LusciousLola
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 8:27:15 AM

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FG get so turned on looking at his avatar that he has to stroke himself until he sprays his load all over the screen. After wrecking three keyboards he finally got a protective cover for it.
Livenlearn
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 8:36:16 AM

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Is struggling to find new and exciting sexual experiences so she hired two tranny midgets and paid them to lick her feet while she masturbated to a national geographic magazine.
FireGuy
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 11:21:40 AM

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livenlearn is one of the tranny midgets that were hired to lick lola's feet

"The funny thing about firemen is, night and day, they are always fireman..." Gregory Walden - Backdraft
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 11:44:52 AM

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FG is a depressed woman who lives underwater.
lafayettemister
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 12:59:29 PM

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Hap tried out for The Rockettes but was disqualified when his balls kept coming out of his tights during his high leg kicks.





When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
Sw33tAng3l
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 1:12:06 PM

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LM's jealous of Hap cuz he got to try out for the Rockettes but he didn't get to.
LusciousLola
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 1:12:10 PM

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Mister lays awake nights thinking of ways to talk hap into let him clip his toenails.

Edit: Mimi you are as fast as lightening.

Mimi was asked not to join the church choir.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 1:51:37 PM

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LL plays a "mermaid" at the Weeki Wachee roadside attraction in Florida. Their highest rated show ever was when Lola lost her top!
LusciousLola
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 1:53:25 PM

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Sorry ladies, hap only likes moobs.
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Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 2:52:16 PM

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LL believes in the motto"barefoot and pregnant", she has 10 children and twins on the way.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 3:12:09 PM

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bubbles 21 got her name because she can blow 21 soap bubbles from one dip of a bubble wand into a soap bubble container (and you thought I was going to say something else about "blowing" didn't you).
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 3:36:08 PM

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Watching Jen blow those bubbles sends Hap's body into uncontrollable spasms
Sw33tAng3l
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 4:06:49 PM

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KG's pictures are posted in the museum of fine arts.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 5:43:17 PM

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For every forum post that Mimi makes, 352 are rejected by Lush censors
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Posted: Thursday, March 10, 2011 6:42:32 PM

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Hap says he doesn't have a problem with premature ejaculation, it's all those women he's with that consider it a problem
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