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WellMadeMale
Posted: Wednesday, August 04, 2010 3:24:02 PM

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VanGogh wrote:
WellMadeMale wrote:


I think she and I lasted a whole 3 weeks together. f-hihi


That long, eh???

wow

Van


It was a whole 19 days before we shagged, Van. I was a bit of a beta in my youth.

Most intelligent people are introspective and doubt themselves while many fucktards are proudly over-confident. - a tip of the hat to Charles Bukowski
WellMadeMale
Posted: Sunday, October 10, 2010 2:59:42 PM

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Catfight~

I lurve it. I've got fifty on the articulate, sexy and brunette Canadian!





Most intelligent people are introspective and doubt themselves while many fucktards are proudly over-confident. - a tip of the hat to Charles Bukowski
Guest
Posted: Sunday, October 10, 2010 4:36:12 PM

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WellMadeMale wrote:
At various times of a budding relationship, (within the first two days to two months)...I have heard:

"Where have you been all my life?"

"You and I would make some gorgeous/wonderful children."

"I love to (suck cock) (give rim jobs) (be your cum dumpster)."

"I have never fucked on the 1st date before."

Anyone else care to add to this list (or perhaps you've heard the same)...Shame on you if you've uttered them! geek



"You look just like.."

I don't look like anyone but me.

"It's 8 inches. Honest."

Uh huh.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 13, 2010 1:34:22 PM

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You look just like your mother....
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 27, 2011 2:40:42 PM

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My Mum is the person that makes me cringe the most :p

Every year for the past three years my Mum has said

"I have a feeling that you will get married this year."

Sigh, no Mum I won't....



TheCritic
Posted: Sunday, February 27, 2011 5:35:39 PM

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Joined: 4/28/2010
Posts: 27
Location: United Kingdom
"Do I look fat in this?"

To which I replied, no, you look fat because you are fat. And subsequently spent 3 days nursing my man veggies back to their natural colour.

The Critic, at your service...
Just-SJ
Posted: Monday, February 28, 2011 3:57:43 AM

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At *every* family gathering ... "So, have you found yourself a man yet?"

The sleazy man borring books at work ... "I'd like to check you out."

The boss "You learn so fast and are so adaptable!" It always means he wants a favour.

One a first meeting "I think I might fall for you." RUN AWAY!



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cokeheadbarbie
Posted: Saturday, April 23, 2011 10:50:37 AM

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Location: In the DJ Booth , United Kingdom
Someone mssge me to say "you remind me of the girls that I like to fuck in the bathroom of a club at the end of nite. want to chat?" confused5

Really boys is that your best effort? Unless she was totally wrecked, he paid her cash or he is a drug dealer and she is a junkie than I don't see it.

Also a real Ken would never say something like that if he met a Barbie. Snooze.

xx B.

Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 23, 2011 11:16:16 AM

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Out of my top ten humiliating moments I would have to draw out the time that one of my older brothers made a point in his School Captain's speech at the end of the year to tell everyone IN OUR SCHOOL, that in no uncertain terms I was unavaliable and underage and that he and the rest of my brothers would cheerfully break the fingers of anyone who tried anything. I was so red I felt like I had spent a month lying face up at Bondi.

XX
BB
BicycleBum
Posted: Saturday, April 23, 2011 4:04:29 PM

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Any ultimatum.
fish1212
Posted: Monday, April 25, 2011 12:14:13 PM

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Location: at sea
Any time anyone says "We need to talk"
Never knew any good to come from that!
Guest
Posted: Sunday, May 01, 2011 8:09:47 AM

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A guy who used to make deliveries to my office once asked me 'Does the carpet match the drapes or do you have hardwood floors?'
Guest
Posted: Sunday, May 01, 2011 1:30:15 PM

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"Dolly? Who the fuck is dolly???"

This was what I heard in the midst of having sex...apparently, her name was NOT "oh Dolly!"
Guest
Posted: Sunday, May 01, 2011 1:32:26 PM

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NaughtyZoey wrote:
A guy who used to make deliveries to my office once asked me 'Does the carpet match the drapes or do you have hardwood floors?'


Crude, but holy SHIT that's funny!!

Did you answer him??
Guest
Posted: Sunday, May 01, 2011 2:49:09 PM

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ghost_writer wrote:
NaughtyZoey wrote:
A guy who used to make deliveries to my office once asked me 'Does the carpet match the drapes or do you have hardwood floors?'


Crude, but holy SHIT that's funny!!

Did you answer him??


No, I didn't. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Lol!
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