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beeneyboy
Posted: Friday, May 13, 2011 3:17:18 PM

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I always get caught when i play about anyne give me advise how to not look or seem so guilty the worst thing is she always tells me to crack on with it then goes mad when she finds out. All advise welcome and needed.
Fugly
Posted: Friday, May 13, 2011 3:43:32 PM

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This is my polite answer as I really am biting my tongue on this one.

The obvious answer here is DON'T do it! - that way, she won't get mad. Another answer is if you can't be faithful - leave her and stop hurting her!
Guest
Posted: Friday, May 13, 2011 5:07:52 PM

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I don't know if you're a masochist or just that oblivious to the obvious. If you think your lady gave you shit, wait for the ladies of lush.
Guest
Posted: Friday, May 13, 2011 5:10:04 PM

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I've moved this forum post to relationship advise.
WellMadeMale
Posted: Friday, May 13, 2011 5:52:56 PM

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beeneyboy wrote:
I always get caught when i play about anyne give me advise how to not look or seem so guilty the worst thing is she always tells me to crack on with it then goes mad when she finds out. All advise welcome and needed.


Who you getting busted by? Mom. Sister, wife, girlfriend, doormat? She's not into swinging or threesomes?

Don't know what to tell ya Chief. Sounds like you enjoy it. Not that there's anything wrong with that kind of thing.

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Guest
Posted: Saturday, May 14, 2011 7:26:14 AM

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i keep coming back to this cuz i think its funny that the question was even asked but here it goes...

first..dont cheat as everyone ends up hurt
second...dont cheat if you suck at it cuz everyone ends up hurt

but if you really wanna know how to do it here's some advice:

a COVER.. you need one of these..a good tight one. usually employing a good friend for this works, someone who will lie their asses of for you.

put as much truth into the lies you tell as they will be more plausible and easier to remember

dont fuck in your back yard...girls talk and u will be found out so leave her friends and family alone

dont be stupid (cough) erase any and all texts, IMs emails, whatever...and dont post cutesy shit on the other girls FB. women are curious and we check up.

so um there are a few methods you can employ to help keep your ass outta hot water. but really, NOT cheating is the best way to go. luck to you..i think youre gonna need it ;)
sprite
Posted: Saturday, May 14, 2011 9:39:27 AM

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umm... wow... i don't even know what to say here, only i'm a little confused - do you keep getting caught cheating, or looking at porn, or masturbating? if you could clear that up, i might even have something to add.

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Guest
Posted: Saturday, May 14, 2011 10:48:37 AM

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Genuinely couldn't make ANY sense out of this. Not sure if I'm just a bit 'slow'....
Just-SJ
Posted: Saturday, May 14, 2011 10:49:52 PM

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Judging by your post, I'd say you keep getting caught cause you're a tad slow...

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dan17
Posted: Wednesday, May 18, 2011 9:46:59 PM

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Fugly wrote:
This is my polite answer as I really am biting my tongue on this one.

The obvious answer here is DON'T do it! - that way, she won't get mad. Another answer is if you can't be faithful - leave her and stop hurting her!


nice one, don't think it is a problem if you know the solution for this.

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