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JackFrosty
Posted: Sunday, May 29, 2011 5:30:09 PM

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I live at home with my parents and share a room with my brother and every so often i have to move aaround my collection of 'magazines' around the house so that they aren't found and i thought that this would be a good discussion thread on here, so without further ado:

Where do you hide your porn?
DirtyMartini
Posted: Sunday, May 29, 2011 9:52:10 PM

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You share a room with your brother you say?

Just put it in the bottom of one of his drawers, so if anyone finds it just blame it on him...that's what I would do...


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nicola
Posted: Sunday, May 29, 2011 11:04:06 PM

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You share a room with your brother and you're 19?
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Posted: Monday, May 30, 2011 1:11:01 AM

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nicola wrote:
You share a room with your brother and you're 19?


hey, the hood where i grew up, it wasn't at all uncommon. next door, we had a trio of sisters living under one roof, a 3 bedroom house, 2 sons and 2 daughters, one of whom's husband and two children lived there as well. oh, and one bathroom. you make do. Across the street there were 2 parents, a grandmother, 7 kids and 3 grandkids. you learn to do without privacy, you share, and when you can't take it for a while, you crash with friends for a while. we had regular guests at our house, friends of mine or my brothers, since we were less crowded, specially after my brothers ended up moving away to college. until then, they shared a room too, until one of them fixed up a loft space in the garage and started living out there. I got a room to myself, but it wasn't much more than a glorified closet. not everyone is lucky enough to have their own room.

as to the question at hand, i was always told that the best place to hide stuff was in plain sight. honestly, parents gotta know that their kids have porn - as long as it's not like really out there, as in heavy duty bondage mags, i'd just keep it in a box marked 'Jack's Porn Stash' and stick it in the closet. and really, if you were smart, and your brother is of age, you'd trade from time to time to save a bit of money - he might have some pretty good stuff himself! :)

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JackFrosty
Posted: Monday, May 30, 2011 5:17:46 AM

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DirtyMartini wrote:
You share a room with your brother you say?

Just put it in the bottom of one of his drawers, so if anyone finds it just blame it on him...that's what I would do...


Even though i share a room with my brother for the past 18 or so years, he's gay so putting the magazines in the bottom of his drawer wouldn't work at all.

Basically all of my room is off limits since i only own the top half of the room, that's right ladies and gents - i've got the top bunk so stashing under the bed is also a problem.

Has anyone had to be really crafty because of spring cleaning?
Magical_felix
Posted: Monday, May 30, 2011 7:02:27 AM

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Get a small tool box with a lock. Hide it in there. Even if someone finds it they can't get to it. You can make up a number of reasons as to why you would have a need for a locked tool box. Like you could say you have a journal that you want to keep private or that you and your girlfriend keep private personal things in it or something.



scooter
Posted: Monday, May 30, 2011 7:25:33 AM

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Unless you go with what felix, or sprite said,
I don't think there is a safe place for porn.
I never had any luck hiding it. It's like a magnet, capable of attracting moms from all across the globe.
So in agreement with sprite, leave it in plain site (tastefully) and be proud
dan17
Posted: Tuesday, May 31, 2011 3:42:55 AM

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share your brother your magazine so that no need to hide lol, just keep on the place that he cannot reach

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obscura
Posted: Tuesday, May 31, 2011 4:48:07 AM

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Places where I tried to hide stuff with reasonable success included under a chest of drawers, inside guitar cases and I also had an awesome persian rug that went partly under the bed which I hid stuff under.

Tough break in your situation there boss, I'm not that creative. Put them on the coffee table and cover with car or plane mags. People are always oblivious to the obvious.

DirtyMartini
Posted: Tuesday, May 31, 2011 5:51:15 AM

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What I usually do to hide my porn magazines is whenever the Jehovas Witnesses leave their literature on my doorstep, I just take the covers off their magazines and put it over my porn magazines...

Then I can just leave them out on the coffee table and believe me, nobody goes near them...

Works like a charm...


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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, May 31, 2011 7:03:37 AM

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Buy a safe with a lock and key!
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Posted: Tuesday, May 31, 2011 2:00:11 PM

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Ask your brother if there's anywhere he can hide it for you, if he's cool with that.
I've never had all that much physical porn, I mostly use the internet.

Is it such a big deal if it gets found? Your parents probably expect it, so once it has been found there will be a little awkwardness, but unless you think they'll 'confiscate' it, then they'll probably not bring it up again (unless jokingly). I can't imagine that your parents are very interested in your sexual habits.

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foxjack
Posted: Tuesday, May 31, 2011 3:36:14 PM

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You know, there is this thing called the internet now, it’s pretty much made physical magazines obsolete :P

However on a more serious note, if you have tiles for ceiling you could slip them up in there, you could also try hiding it in your houses vent system. Guess it’s really hard to think of creative hiding spots when we have no clue what your room actually looks like.
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Posted: Tuesday, May 31, 2011 3:56:05 PM

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JackFrosty wrote:


Where do you hide your porn?


I own a pc and an internet connection and have a couple of sites bookmarked. You should hide your spank mags under your pillow, inside your pillowcase, next to your bag of weed, bottle of astroglide and your clean up tissues.

Unless you're talking about more than four magazines, in which case...I'm outta ideas.

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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, May 31, 2011 4:55:33 PM

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This sounds bonkers, but it's tried and tested by me: take the sidepanel off your PC and hide em inside the case, just make sure they don't interfere with the fans or anything, preferably stick em on the floor of the PC. Best place for em, unless your computer has a windowed sidepanel.
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Posted: Tuesday, May 31, 2011 5:05:42 PM

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Mostly I agree, why try to be sneaky. Every guy is looking at porn or wants to, so keep them discreetly hidden whats the worst that can happen if they are found. If you really need to keep them hidden, I have tried the ac vent before. I would be a bit leary about putting them in my computer case. There is enough heat in there already.

Otherwise get online, ctrl-shift-p and start browsing
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, May 31, 2011 5:22:22 PM

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My bathroom shower had a leak, I had to break the dry wall to get to the pipes. I found porn magazines there, guess the previous owner found a good spot. They were a couple of years old.
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Posted: Tuesday, May 31, 2011 7:15:44 PM

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people still buy porn mags?



Guest
Posted: Wednesday, June 01, 2011 2:07:57 AM

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What is a magazine?

Jerking off to magazines is like fucking a 60 year old lady.

My advice is to go to tubemeta.com and throw away your mags unless you're into the hipster-vintage-irony thing.
dirtyoleman
Posted: Wednesday, June 08, 2011 3:00:31 PM

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JohnnyRamble wrote:
What is a magazine?

Jerking off to magazines is like fucking a 60 year old lady.

My advice is to go to tubemeta.com and throw away your mags unless you're into the hipster-vintage-irony thing.


There is nothing wrong with fucking a 60 y.o. woman. There are some pretty hot ladies that age and a lot of them can put the young chicks to shame when it comes to sucking and fucking!

Now as far as hiding the porn mags, my advice would be to ask your dad where he hides his.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, June 08, 2011 3:38:02 PM

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If you like those particular mags, how about scanning them into PDF, sticking a long password on the file, and getting rid of the magazines. No evidence!
You could even put the file on a USB stick, so it goes wherever you go. Though possibly a bit over the top!
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Posted: Sunday, July 17, 2011 2:14:38 AM

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I have a HUGE metal with ply wood shelf's `so I would pop the bottom shelf and there was a bit of a gap to the floor so I would stash them there. But stooped buying mags awhile back. Started to buy DVD's and downloading porn that seem easier to hide. BUT again you have a lack of privacy too THAT SUCKS ASS
JonP620
Posted: Thursday, August 25, 2011 1:55:59 AM

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Gurlyboy wrote:
This sounds bonkers, but it's tried and tested by me: take the sidepanel off your PC and hide em inside the case, just make sure they don't interfere with the fans or anything.


This. roll em up. ruberband them. stick them in there. Slide the side back on. put a small peice of paper somewhere on it so that if the PC has been moved, the paper will fall and you would know. But i did this to an old PC that i dont use anymore
I did this to hide a pipe and a couple joints.
Another thing you could do is make a flase bottom in a drawer.
kochankatulipan
Posted: Thursday, August 25, 2011 4:15:42 AM

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How about this? Buy a small, wall mounted cupboard (like the ones you get in bathrooms/restrooms) and fix it to the wall by your top bunk. You can say that you want somewhere to keep your reading books and magazines somewhere handy when you want to read in bed and don't want to wake your brother up.
legendary
Posted: Monday, September 26, 2011 11:58:13 PM

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do you have a tile ceiling?

if so, just hide them in the ceiling, my room had one so thats what i did
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, September 28, 2011 3:38:53 AM

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....your tree house maybe???? - I dunno!!
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, September 28, 2011 4:10:09 AM

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USB flash drive

Buy more than one, they're small, discreet, hold pics and videos, and no one will freak if they see it lying around (except probably you)
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, September 28, 2011 5:46:51 AM

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first off I have a question......... Why magazines?

I would recommend just getting a USB like the guy above me said or just use websites. If you have physical movies or dvds or magazines dont put them in obvious places like drawers or the top of the closet. I would say maybe in between your mattress and box spring, or under your dresser.
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Posted: Saturday, November 12, 2011 4:03:07 PM

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I take the bottom drawer out and put mine under there.

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Posted: Tuesday, November 15, 2011 2:59:34 AM

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As a mother of two adult men, I say don't hide it. Having said that, don't go leaving it open at your favorite pages on your unmade bed either. If your mum found your porn stash in a drawer you keep personal things in and was offended by it... I would then question her as to whether you have any right to privacy.
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