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nicola
Posted: Tuesday, April 07, 2009 8:54:28 PM

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I've just been told by a work colleague that she sews her own knickers.

Why would she tell me that? LOL dontknow
Redwolf
Posted: Tuesday, April 07, 2009 9:32:24 PM

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about there love life. It was nothing to brag about.

Carpe Diem

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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, April 07, 2009 10:45:05 PM

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that she is a freelance prostitute on the side, in addition to waiting tables.
jimyzgrl
Posted: Wednesday, April 08, 2009 12:19:53 PM

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this woman I worked with, very nice lady, but missing about 2 teeth in front, and heavier, said that her and her husband (toothless also by the way), woke up in the morning stuck together. They had been having fun with syrup the night before.........to this day, still can't get that visual out of my head....
nicola
Posted: Wednesday, April 08, 2009 3:30:00 PM

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Oh that's gross Jimyzgrl, I can't get that visual out of my head now either.

Welcome to the forums hello2
Playmale
Posted: Wednesday, April 08, 2009 9:37:30 PM

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nicola wrote:
I've just been told by a work colleague that she sews her own knickers.

Why would she tell me that? LOL dontknow


Maybe she was trying to start a sewing circle.
nicola
Posted: Wednesday, April 08, 2009 9:45:11 PM

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Playmale wrote:
Maybe she was trying to start a sewing circle.


laughing9 Still, it's such an odd thing to discuss with your boss isn't it?
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Posted: Wednesday, April 08, 2009 10:44:33 PM

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nicola wrote:
laughing9 Still, it's such an odd thing to discuss with your boss isn't it?


It is odd, but as a guy, I 'd have to be thinking two things, "Is she cute?" and, "Is she going to show me?"

I know, it is sexist, but as an aspiring dirty old man I feel I'm providing a service. I'm saving all those lovely blushing ladies from having to own up to the fact that they are just as horny as men. Not wanting to offend, I would of course be obliged to inquire about seeing them, and if such a request were granted, would be required to make some kind approving remark or at least a gesture or noise, so she doesn't feel that her effort has been uninspiring.


Now I realize that I haven't been playing fair. I'm not sure if this is the weirdest thing, but working in a lab we had acetone in a syringe as part of a preparation process. There was one guy who was a freak who said, "So would it probably like kill me if I mainlined that stuff, Huh?"

That was his first day on the job. A full third of his career there.

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Posted: Wednesday, April 08, 2009 10:54:47 PM

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I work with a lady who is in her sixties..she has told me many things that I would rather not hear....among them is the fact that her husband is much too old to perform anymore..that's why she has her drawer full of battery operated partners!

Oh....and we were talking about sandwiches one day.....good lord!....I almost fell off my chair!
Lisa
Posted: Thursday, April 09, 2009 2:22:37 AM

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Mine's a story about a customer rather than a colleague. She'd tumbled off the forklift at work and managed to stop her fall with her face (I still cringe thinking about it). Her recovery involved some surgery and it took a good couple of months for her to get back to normal. I was talking to her on the phone one day and enquired about her health. She said the only sign now of her injury was that it still hurt her jaw when giving her husband a blow job. evil4
OrionTat
Posted: Thursday, April 09, 2009 8:18:22 AM

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The last guy I drove team truck with, over the course of 6 years of us driving together, went on and on about how he had sex with one sister-in-law of his and how much he wanted to have sex with his other sisters-in-law, his nieces, their friends, and a high school girl he delivered pizza with when he was driving truck. He has a daughter who is now 14... I fear for her.
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Posted: Thursday, April 09, 2009 12:03:27 PM

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Want a visual -?

Picture your mon & dad doogy style.
Wife hates it when I say that.

You never going to look at them the same.

Bat
heartofdarkness
Posted: Thursday, April 09, 2009 2:34:39 PM

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I work in a shipyard so almost nothing comes as a surprise anymore, but I was once told in GRAPHIC deatail about a welder who had slept with both his sisters and mother-in-laws, and also another welder who put a claim in for carpale-tunnel and white finger affecting his sex life.
nicola
Posted: Thursday, April 09, 2009 3:26:32 PM

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Batman wrote:
Want a visual -?

Picture your mon & dad doogy style.
Wife hates it when I say that.

You never going to look at them the same.

Bat


NOooooooooo help
Pixie
Posted: Friday, April 10, 2009 5:11:59 PM

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I used to work with this one girl, who would tell me that she had to go to the bathroom because she was on her period. Thanks for telling me!!

♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
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Posted: Friday, April 10, 2009 5:29:59 PM

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I once had a co-worker tell me that she had to go to the bathroom EVERY MORNING right after she ate breakfast... to leave a deposit so to speak.

EWWWW TMI TMI TMI!!! puke
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gqpapi28
Posted: Monday, April 13, 2009 6:06:24 AM

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I had a female co-worker tell me that she was a bit sore from a night of wild sex. She didn't get into too many descriptions but I was shocked to hear it nevertheless.
Guest
Posted: Monday, April 13, 2009 9:29:06 AM

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gqpapi28 wrote:
I had a female co-worker tell me that she was a bit sore from a night of wild sex. She didn't get into too many descriptions but I was shocked to hear it nevertheless.


Do you work with me by any chance? geek
Guest
Posted: Monday, April 13, 2009 9:36:00 AM

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A woman who wore a pair of open toed stilettos to work one day tried to explain that she couldn't find her pumps, and then proceeded to tell me in great detail about her husband's red toenail fetish. This same woman came up to me about a year later and told me she left her husband and was now a lesbian. This, mind you, took place while I was making coffee. scratch
Guest
Posted: Monday, April 13, 2009 6:33:24 PM

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Ali-Doll, did she say, "Coffee, tea, or me?"
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Posted: Monday, April 13, 2009 6:34:44 PM

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No, Rocco, but I was expecting it at any moment.
Batman
Posted: Monday, April 13, 2009 8:16:57 PM

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'The Fly Girls'

Bat
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, April 14, 2009 10:04:10 AM

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Batman wrote:
'The Fly Girls'

Bat


Pixie is the only 'fly girl' I know here!! hehe
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Posted: Tuesday, April 14, 2009 10:08:40 PM

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Posted: Wednesday, April 15, 2009 5:59:09 AM

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tipzee23 wrote:
Batman wrote:
'The Fly Girls'

Bat


Pixie is the only 'fly girl' I know here!! hehe


See, Im not even around and my name gets dragged into something yet again!! cussing LOL

♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, April 15, 2009 7:35:18 PM

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That's cuz yer famous, Pix-Chix, and we like ya.
Batman
Posted: Wednesday, April 15, 2009 8:58:04 PM

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Pix, we do - luv ya. Here or there near or far.
You always on our mind.

Now get on mine.

Bat
Redwolf
Posted: Wednesday, April 15, 2009 9:12:03 PM

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That they have had sex with the company dog.

Carpe Diem

Red out
heartofdarkness
Posted: Thursday, April 16, 2009 2:26:20 PM

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do you care to elaborate on that, or did that just slip out at random
Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 16, 2009 3:08:36 PM

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Redwolf wrote:
That they have had sex with the company dog.


Didn't know there was any such thing as a 'company dog'

Hmmm...

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