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Van007
Posted: Tuesday, July 5, 2011 3:46:10 AM

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Location: Abuja
GRANTED.
Its an 'AUTOMATED CONDOM' unit , then you will have a bunch of horny scumbags in your corridor.
I wish to fuck a japanesse girl
Dirty_D
Posted: Tuesday, July 5, 2011 6:18:53 AM

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Location: Soaking up the sun, United States
granted but it is stuck on super chill so ur ice actually stick to those glorious nipples

I wish I had a new corset


Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 5, 2011 8:02:57 AM

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naughtynurse wrote:
I wish I had a new corset


Granted...but the whale bone still smells fishy!

I wish I could ride all year long!
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 5, 2011 12:00:41 PM

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Granted -- but that mechanical bull you're on literally "busts your nuts" and you no longer can have sex. So sorry.

I wish I could become a member of the "Mile High" club
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 5, 2011 12:12:35 PM

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Granted but your the only on the plane so enjoy yourself.............

I wish that naughty Lush girls would not keep up so late
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 5, 2011 1:13:19 PM

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Granted -- instead they wake you up early in the morning, and it is Hap who keeps you up so late. No sleep for the wicked, sisters!

I wish that sisters would let me write a story about our love affair.
CeliaisAliena
Posted: Tuesday, July 5, 2011 1:13:33 PM

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Granted, but the aristocracy is so punctilious in disciplining the naughty . . . .

I wish I had a parasol made for two
Dirty_D
Posted: Tuesday, July 5, 2011 1:14:56 PM

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granted, but u get a new job on a different shift so u are still missing the lush girls....

i wish for a cold beer!


Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 5, 2011 1:17:30 PM

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Granted -- but it makes you shiver running down your nipples after you spill it. Too bad, it tasted great when I licked it off you.

I repeat my wish for sisters to let me write a story about our love affair.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 5, 2011 3:36:52 PM

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Granted but it involves Wild Cat as well and the readers are stalking you for a sequel starring Sisters and Wild Cat only...

I wish Hap would write a story about me
adele
Posted: Tuesday, July 5, 2011 4:38:00 PM

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Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 22,052
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
granted, but since it contains no references to sex at all, admin says it does not meet their criteria and won't post it.

I wish a certain lushie would get a little more sleep than she does

Be sure to read my recent stories... Dan a.k.a. Becca; Stranded; The Lonely Wife; Dan a.k.a. Becca Part 2
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/crossdressing/dan-aka-becca.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/mature/stranded.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/wife-lovers/the-lonely-wife.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/trans/dan-aka-becca-part-2.aspx
bill11
Posted: Tuesday, July 5, 2011 7:15:48 PM

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Granted, and she is sleeping so well now that she has a totally new view on life and its problems.

I wish i could understand gas prices, went up .22 cents today.
adele
Posted: Tuesday, July 5, 2011 8:39:54 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
granted, you now understand, but it makes no difference as they go up another .25 tomorrow

i wish what i have to do tomorrow was already done

Be sure to read my recent stories... Dan a.k.a. Becca; Stranded; The Lonely Wife; Dan a.k.a. Becca Part 2
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/crossdressing/dan-aka-becca.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/mature/stranded.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/wife-lovers/the-lonely-wife.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/trans/dan-aka-becca-part-2.aspx
jon1967
Posted: Tuesday, July 5, 2011 9:28:43 PM

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Location: Boston New York
granted but in an hour its back to the way it was
adele
Posted: Wednesday, July 6, 2011 7:07:46 AM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
heheh j1967!! you forgot to make a wish, so i'll make one for you

i wish i could figure out how all these threads work.

granted, but now that you do, you become addicted to them and lush just like so many of the rest of us!!!!

i wish i was already where i need to be today and not still have the 2 1/2 hr drive still ahead!

Be sure to read my recent stories... Dan a.k.a. Becca; Stranded; The Lonely Wife; Dan a.k.a. Becca Part 2
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/crossdressing/dan-aka-becca.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/mature/stranded.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/wife-lovers/the-lonely-wife.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/trans/dan-aka-becca-part-2.aspx
mischiefmaker
Posted: Wednesday, July 6, 2011 8:18:18 AM

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Granted -- you are magically transported to your destination; only one problem. he magician put your tits on your back. That's gotta be a bummer.

I wish I could steal some electricity to run my computer
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, July 6, 2011 9:11:38 AM

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Granted - sadly the electricity I can supply is at a different voltage to yours and so it fries your motherboard.

I wish I had a bottle of fine French red wine
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, July 6, 2011 10:54:53 AM

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Granted -- unfortunately it is so old that when the bottle is opened and the wine hits the atmosphere it turns to vinegar. You could make salad dressing with it though.

I wish one of my favorite Lush lovelies would invite me to go on a romantic cruise with them.
aalily
Posted: Wednesday, July 6, 2011 12:03:02 PM

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Location: London Baby!
imhapless wrote:
Granted -- unfortunately it is so old that when the bottle is opened and the wine hits the atmosphere it turns to vinegar. You could make salad dressing with it though.

I wish one of my favorite Lush lovelies would invite me to go on a romantic cruise with them.

Granted but they turn out to be psycho and the boat sinks

I wish i had an Hermes birkin

You must give up the life that you had planned, in order to live the life that is waiting for you..
flytoomuch
Posted: Wednesday, July 6, 2011 9:22:17 PM

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You get your Hermes Birkin, but shortly thereafter are diagnosed with a rare elbow weakness and the doctor tells you that you can never carry such a heavy bag. OH so sad crybaby !!

I wish I was in London shopping with aalily for an Hermes bag.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, July 6, 2011 10:35:27 PM

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Granted -- but she makes you pay for it then takes off, never to be seen again. Ouch!

I wish slutpuppy would let me dress her up any way I wanted to
Guest
Posted: Thursday, July 7, 2011 4:37:18 AM

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Granted, but she looks so silly in that clown costume, she just sits in the corner and cries

i wish my laptop was fixed, the pc i have to use is out of the ark
Guest
Posted: Thursday, July 7, 2011 5:50:29 AM

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Granted, but you forgot to erase all the home made porn on it before you put it in the shop, you've just gone viral

I wish my dyslexia would take a hike
Guest
Posted: Thursday, July 7, 2011 6:08:39 AM

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granted but it drags you along on the hike and you end up getting lost.

i wish i wasnt so damned tired
Guest
Posted: Thursday, July 7, 2011 6:11:08 AM

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Granted -- but you don't ever have sex again, completely saving your energy.

I wish flower19 would star in The Sound of Music, directed by Wildcat and fyeo
Guest
Posted: Thursday, July 7, 2011 7:18:35 AM

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Granted but my voice is such a high soprano that your eardrums burst

i wish i could be with someone who loves me
Guest
Posted: Thursday, July 7, 2011 7:32:50 AM

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Granted, my dear, you're with someone that loves you, but it's your horrible stalker, you can't stand him, but you wished it and now he just won't go away

I wish I could learn to ride a bike ( yep, one with a motor )
ParMach
Posted: Thursday, July 7, 2011 7:32:51 AM

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Granted and I am here to help love7

I wish for a long summer

To boldly Lush where no one has Lushed before
Guest
Posted: Thursday, July 7, 2011 7:33:12 AM

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[quote=ParMach]Granted and I am here to help love7

I wish for a long summer [/quote

too slow tonight.. granted, you're endless summer makes you riddled with future skin cancers

bahaha see wish above
ParMach
Posted: Thursday, July 7, 2011 7:36:11 AM

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Grant what ever you want WC LOL

I wish I was as fast as wildcat getting my post up hello1

To boldly Lush where no one has Lushed before
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