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clum
Posted: Sunday, July 31, 2011 9:46:01 AM

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This disturbs me to my core.



Thoughts?

Guest
Posted: Sunday, July 31, 2011 10:16:24 AM

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he needs a doctor!!!
Guest
Posted: Sunday, July 31, 2011 10:51:01 AM

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hahahaha!!!

whatever floats his boat!

Regaeman Man
Guest
Posted: Sunday, July 31, 2011 11:06:03 AM

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lmao....really?
Algol
Posted: Sunday, July 31, 2011 11:37:11 AM

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Lfunny I'll passLfunny

Algol

Magical_felix
Posted: Sunday, July 31, 2011 8:51:38 PM

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This actually feels good. I've tried it. But to really have a great experience you need to do this while you have a piece of ginger in your ass. Fuckin' intense!

MrNudiePants
Posted: Sunday, July 31, 2011 9:14:55 PM

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None for me, thanks. More bees left over for someone else.
Dudealicious
Posted: Sunday, July 31, 2011 9:33:45 PM

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YIKES I am allergic are you kidding me?

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thesilkyknot
Posted: Sunday, July 31, 2011 9:38:29 PM

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i have no idea.. wtf is this??
scooter
Posted: Sunday, July 31, 2011 11:56:39 PM

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thesilkyknot wrote:
i have no idea.. wtf is this??


beat_deadhorse

Yeah clum, what kinda shit is this
nicola
Posted: Monday, August 1, 2011 12:59:34 AM

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Magical_felix wrote:
This actually feels good. I've tried it. But to really have a great experience you need to do this while you have a piece of ginger in your ass. Fuckin' intense!


laughing9

Sprite's rates are expensive though aren't they?
rxtales
Posted: Monday, August 1, 2011 2:05:55 AM

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I knew a woman who liked to put nettles into her girly bits.

Won´t quite sting like a bee, but can´t imagine it being all too pleasant either...
Kornpopper
Posted: Monday, August 1, 2011 7:10:38 AM

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Ouch! Wouldn't the swelling caused by that constrict the urethra making it diffucult to piss later?
Besides don't bees die after they sting you, so wouldn't that be considered animal cruelty?
Where's PETA when you need them!

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Guest
Posted: Monday, August 1, 2011 9:19:41 AM

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Kornpopper wrote:
Ouch! Wouldn't the swelling caused by that constrict the urethra making it diffucult to piss later?
Besides don't bees die after they sting you, so wouldn't that be considered animal cruelty?
Where's PETA when you need them!


Exactly Kornpopper!!! Bees are endangered!! The buggar should have used wasps!!

Jeez .... what's PETS's hotline number??
Dancing_Doll
Posted: Monday, August 1, 2011 11:36:29 AM

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I think a jar full of mosquitoes would be more fun.


sprite
Posted: Monday, August 1, 2011 12:15:32 PM

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What about fire ants!! drunken



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standingbear
Posted: Monday, August 1, 2011 4:51:40 PM

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I'm willing to try almost anything, but I'm afraid I'll have to turn this one down. Also, like kornpopper said, I'd be responsible for the death of too many bees. That's the excuse I'm going with.

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Magical_felix
Posted: Monday, August 1, 2011 6:57:13 PM

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nicola wrote:
Magical_felix wrote:
This actually feels good. I've tried it. But to really have a great experience you need to do this while you have a piece of ginger in your ass. Fuckin' intense!


laughing9

Sprite's rates are expensive though aren't they?


Not really, last I checked her price was still a wink and a smile.

Buz
Posted: Monday, August 1, 2011 7:33:07 PM

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Ouch! That is very weird. I enjoyed reading all of the interesting comments but I think I'd prefer my sex to not involve any insects whatsoever.





easy_rider75
Posted: Monday, August 1, 2011 8:00:18 PM

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Yeah ummmm that would be a HUGE NO lol but each to their own whatever gets your rocks off.

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SweetPenny
Posted: Monday, August 1, 2011 8:16:27 PM

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This reminds me of a time many years ago when my boyfriend and I decided to have sex in his backyard at dusk. We called it quits after a few minutes and 20 mosquito bites. Funny, I don't remember this experience as an enjoyable one.
lfrancis
Posted: Monday, August 1, 2011 8:24:59 PM

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this is by far the most disturbing thing that I have seen on this site....
WellMadeMale
Posted: Monday, August 1, 2011 8:41:45 PM

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SweetPenny wrote:
This reminds me of a time many years ago when my boyfriend and I decided to have sex in his backyard at dusk. We called it quits after a few minutes and 20 mosquito bites. Funny, I don't remember this experience as an enjoyable one.


Sounds like you might be a party-pooper.

I could be wrong. It would be a first, though. bootyshake

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scooter
Posted: Monday, August 1, 2011 10:29:16 PM

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I think you gotta start with a jar full of butterflies,
and gradually work your way up.
sprite
Posted: Monday, August 1, 2011 10:51:47 PM

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lfrancis wrote:
this is by far the most disturbing thing that I have seen on this site....


you haven't looked thru my mailbox here, then drunken



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thesilkyknot
Posted: Monday, August 1, 2011 10:59:12 PM

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I am still wondering .. what the fuck is this all about...dontknow
ducky69
Posted: Monday, August 1, 2011 11:06:51 PM

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thesilkyknot wrote:
I am still wondering .. what the fuck is this all about...dontknow


Agrees with Silky. WTF!!!!!

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unicorn92
Posted: Tuesday, August 2, 2011 12:23:08 AM

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Buz wrote:
Ouch! That is very weird. I enjoyed reading all of the interesting comments but I think I'd prefer my sex to not involve any insects whatsoever.


I agree... But who knows maybe that's cause I have a bug phobia. Although I don't think I would even if I was not scared of bugs. Great now i feel like there is a bug on me hiding
sprite
Posted: Tuesday, August 2, 2011 2:17:07 AM

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unicorn92 wrote:
[quote=Buz] Great now i feel like there is a bug on me hiding


that's just me, in teeny tiny fairy form, kissing you! love7



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DazzlingLove
Posted: Tuesday, August 2, 2011 11:24:16 AM

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Someone needs Benadryl angry7
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