Welcome Guest Search | Active Topics | Members | Log In | Register

What smurf would you be? Options · View
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, August 02, 2011 5:27:53 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 652,950
Dedicated to my sexy friend TheAlpha for calling me a smurf...


My lil bro ElitfromNorth gave the following examples and called me (fuck me, he's a jackass and I can't believe I'm posting this shit) Pervert Smurf, Cumshotsmurf and Cougar Smurf.
Fuck.

Anyway, which smurf would you be??
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, August 02, 2011 5:28:52 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 652,950
Insultsmurf. Or something like that.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, August 02, 2011 5:30:44 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 652,950
I would be 'the smurf special

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, August 02, 2011 5:44:37 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 652,950
OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf
OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf
OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf
OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf
OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf




Guest
Posted: Tuesday, August 02, 2011 5:55:38 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 652,950
sammi1985 wrote:
OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf
OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf
OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf
OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf
OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf







beinggood
Posted: Tuesday, August 02, 2011 6:36:34 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 6/29/2011
Posts: 463
Location: United States
I think i shall be the "I like cocky smurf" and that would not be the assanine smurf...lmao

doing my best to be good..
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, August 02, 2011 6:47:21 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 652,950
TONGUE SMURFETTE




master117
Posted: Tuesday, August 02, 2011 7:55:42 AM

Rank: Active Ink Slinger

Joined: 8/1/2011
Posts: 18
Location: United States
I'd probably be ADDSmurf, for attention deficit disor...hey look, something shiny!
clum
Posted: Tuesday, August 02, 2011 8:14:22 AM

Rank: Clumeleon
Moderator

Joined: 5/13/2011
Posts: 5,177
Location: Kirkcaldy, United Kingdom
I could probably be Sarcastic Smurf, or Ginger Smurf.

She Just Wants To Be

Third place entry in the Toy With Me competition.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, August 02, 2011 9:21:19 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 652,950
I would be"Horny Smurf"or"Humpy Smurf".
Red_Dragon
Posted: Tuesday, August 02, 2011 3:44:23 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 3/4/2011
Posts: 768
Location: Charleston , United States
of course and old fuck like me is Papa Smurf


muffdiver1
Posted: Tuesday, August 02, 2011 9:20:22 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 11/1/2010
Posts: 636
Location: North Carolina
Wet Smurf
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, August 03, 2011 12:52:34 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 652,950
smart smurf
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, August 03, 2011 1:15:47 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 652,950



or

Chef Smurf

Kitanica
Posted: Wednesday, August 03, 2011 1:31:29 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 4/16/2011
Posts: 881
Location: The Sprawl, United States
G4m3r $murf f0r l!f3

Guest
Posted: Wednesday, August 03, 2011 1:09:06 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 652,950
easy smurf ready for all.
gav
Posted: Wednesday, August 03, 2011 2:41:48 PM

Rank: Code Monkey
Moderator

Joined: 12/25/2006
Posts: 1,302
Location: Syd, Australia
Han SmurfLo

Kornpopper
Posted: Wednesday, August 03, 2011 8:10:22 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 4/7/2011
Posts: 108
Location: I am here, You are there!
elitfromnorth wrote:
sammi1985 wrote:
OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf
OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf
OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf
OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf
OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf OCDSmurf








Does that mean you are dyslexic?evil4

I would be McSteamy smurf cause the village needs a sexy doctor.

The decisions we make dictate the life we have.
Follow your dreams, for those that do not will only try to discourage others.
GiganticTager
Posted: Thursday, August 04, 2011 11:28:37 AM

Rank: Active Ink Slinger

Joined: 7/10/2011
Posts: 48
Location: United Kingdom
guess ill just go with the obvious and go black smurf, the only smurf to have a skin pigment thats not blue. Or bagel smurf or naked smurf
Guest
Posted: Thursday, August 04, 2011 4:56:03 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 652,950
well fucked smurf
MasterOTO
Posted: Thursday, August 04, 2011 8:44:11 PM

Rank: Rookie Scribe

Joined: 7/20/2011
Posts: 8
Location: United States
papa hard smurf
felinuskingus
Posted: Friday, August 05, 2011 11:24:59 AM

Rank: Rookie Scribe

Joined: 7/22/2011
Posts: 4
Location: at my pc chatting, United States
I am only posting this for my friend.She calls me Brainy so that is who I would be.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 06, 2011 9:24:15 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 652,950
I think if I really were a smurf I'd be the Somellier Smurfette :p having wine tasting parties at my mushroom house every night!
loud_bkr
Posted: Saturday, August 06, 2011 9:31:14 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 2/24/2011
Posts: 5,715
Location: Fuct if I know
What's a Smurf?

bootyshake

positivetension
Posted: Saturday, August 06, 2011 1:16:35 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 5/22/2011
Posts: 143
Location: West coast, USA
Guest
Posted: Sunday, August 07, 2011 1:06:47 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 652,950
party girl smurf.sex
adele
Posted: Sunday, August 07, 2011 4:31:35 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 21,370
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
uhhh..... one of the blue ones?

Be sure to read my new series - Angela
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/voyeur/angela-gets-a-new-job-1.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/angela-gets-a-master-part-2-of-the.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/angela-gets-her-first-butt-plug-part.aspx My 1st Famous Story
and the latest part...https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/angela-gets-settled-into-her-new-place.aspx

and view some of my other recent offerings... https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/the-cheater.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/milf/a-new-life-for-rose.aspx
please read and vote for my Competition Story... https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/the-ice-hotel.aspx
PossuKissa
Posted: Wednesday, August 10, 2011 9:05:45 PM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 6/2/2011
Posts: 63
Bionic tongue smurf
loud_bkr
Posted: Thursday, August 11, 2011 1:24:49 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 2/24/2011
Posts: 5,715
Location: Fuct if I know
I'll be a SC Smurf....bootyshake

Guest
Posted: Thursday, August 11, 2011 6:56:23 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 652,950
loud_bkr wrote:
I'll be a SC Smurf....bootyshake


HA! that's the only way you're gettin into THIS Circus, biker boy!

a1089
Users browsing this topic
Guest 


Forum Jump
You cannot post new topics in this forum.
You cannot reply to topics in this forum.
You cannot delete your posts in this forum.
You cannot edit your posts in this forum.
You cannot create polls in this forum.
You cannot vote in polls in this forum.

Main Forum RSS : RSS

Powered by Yet Another Forum.net version 1.9.1.6 (NET v4.0) - 11/14/2007
Copyright © 2003-2006 Yet Another Forum.net. All rights reserved.