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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, August 2, 2011 5:27:53 AM

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Dedicated to my sexy friend TheAlpha for calling me a smurf...


My lil bro ElitfromNorth gave the following examples and called me (fuck me, he's a jackass and I can't believe I'm posting this shit) Pervert Smurf, Cumshotsmurf and Cougar Smurf.
Fuck.

Anyway, which smurf would you be??
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, August 2, 2011 5:28:52 AM

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Insultsmurf. Or something like that.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, August 2, 2011 5:30:44 AM

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I would be 'the smurf special

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, August 2, 2011 5:44:37 AM

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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, August 2, 2011 5:55:38 AM

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sammi1985 wrote:
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beinggood
Posted: Tuesday, August 2, 2011 6:36:34 AM

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I think i shall be the "I like cocky smurf" and that would not be the assanine smurf...lmao

doing my best to be good..
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, August 2, 2011 6:47:21 AM

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TONGUE SMURFETTE




master117
Posted: Tuesday, August 2, 2011 7:55:42 AM

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I'd probably be ADDSmurf, for attention deficit disor...hey look, something shiny!
clum
Posted: Tuesday, August 2, 2011 8:14:22 AM

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I could probably be Sarcastic Smurf, or Ginger Smurf.

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, August 2, 2011 9:21:19 AM

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I would be"Horny Smurf"or"Humpy Smurf".
Red_Dragon
Posted: Tuesday, August 2, 2011 3:44:23 PM

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of course and old fuck like me is Papa Smurf


muffdiver1
Posted: Tuesday, August 2, 2011 9:20:22 PM

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Wet Smurf
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, August 3, 2011 12:52:34 AM

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smart smurf
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, August 3, 2011 1:15:47 AM

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or

Chef Smurf

Kitanica
Posted: Wednesday, August 3, 2011 1:31:29 AM

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G4m3r $murf f0r l!f3

Guest
Posted: Wednesday, August 3, 2011 1:09:06 PM

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easy smurf ready for all.
gav
Posted: Wednesday, August 3, 2011 2:41:48 PM

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Han SmurfLo

Kornpopper
Posted: Wednesday, August 3, 2011 8:10:22 PM

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elitfromnorth wrote:
sammi1985 wrote:
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Does that mean you are dyslexic?evil4

I would be McSteamy smurf cause the village needs a sexy doctor.

The decisions we make dictate the life we have.
Follow your dreams, for those that do not will only try to discourage others.
GiganticTager
Posted: Thursday, August 4, 2011 11:28:37 AM

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guess ill just go with the obvious and go black smurf, the only smurf to have a skin pigment thats not blue. Or bagel smurf or naked smurf
Guest
Posted: Thursday, August 4, 2011 4:56:03 PM

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well fucked smurf
Guest
Posted: Thursday, August 4, 2011 8:44:11 PM

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papa hard smurf
felinuskingus
Posted: Friday, August 5, 2011 11:24:59 AM

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I am only posting this for my friend.She calls me Brainy so that is who I would be.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 6, 2011 9:24:15 AM

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I think if I really were a smurf I'd be the Somellier Smurfette :p having wine tasting parties at my mushroom house every night!
loud_bkr
Posted: Saturday, August 6, 2011 9:31:14 AM

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What's a Smurf?

bootyshake

positivetension
Posted: Saturday, August 6, 2011 1:16:35 PM

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Guest
Posted: Sunday, August 7, 2011 1:06:47 PM

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party girl smurf.sex
adele
Posted: Sunday, August 7, 2011 4:31:35 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, August 10, 2011 9:05:45 PM

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Bionic tongue smurf
loud_bkr
Posted: Thursday, August 11, 2011 1:24:49 PM

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I'll be a SC Smurf....bootyshake

Guest
Posted: Thursday, August 11, 2011 6:56:23 PM

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loud_bkr wrote:
I'll be a SC Smurf....bootyshake


HA! that's the only way you're gettin into THIS Circus, biker boy!

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