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DirtyMartini
Posted: Sunday, August 21, 2011 6:23:57 PM

Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn

Joined: 10/19/2009
Posts: 5,847
Location: Right here on Lush Stories..., United States
Actually, this one was Lisa's idea...so blame her...

She's my boss now over on Stories Space...so, I have to listen to her...happy8


Badges

I sit in a chat room by myself,
Only nineteen more days to go,
One day I’ll be a legend,
With another badge to show.

Next I’ll try to add some friends,
I only need ninety-eight more,
I might have to do some recruiting,
Perhaps go door to door.

I’d really like my story to be famous,
But I’m more than a few views shy,
Maybe if I click on it every day,
It will be famous before I die.

I should have my Enthusiasts badge,
I thought I’d have it today,
No one here is more enthusiastic,
Don’t tell me I missed a day.

I really am due an Editor Pick,
Must just be an oversight,
Let me check my page again,
Don’t tell me I can’t write.

And where’s that Autobiographer badge?
Everything’s filled out fine,
I just need that damn Playlist,
If I can only find the time.

And perhaps I could comment more,
And vote more it’s agreed,
Don’t see any problem there,
I just need time to read.

At least I’ll get my Yearling badge,
Of that I have no fear,
All I have to do is hang out,
And I’ll have it in a year.

08-21-11.




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Callisto
Posted: Sunday, August 21, 2011 7:07:31 PM

Rank: Rocker of the cocker
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Joined: 8/23/2010
Posts: 3,149
Location: A secret, United States
Haha.. That's pretty good.. I don't think I have any badges on that site yet..Atleast you have me beat.. Lol
magnificent1rascal
Posted: Sunday, August 21, 2011 8:51:02 PM

Rank: Divine Rapscallion

Joined: 8/15/2010
Posts: 3,018
Location: On the ragged edge of disaster
Cute!

Maybe there should be a badge for people who go to extremes to collect badges...the Badge Whore badge.

(I'd probably have one bestowed on me. Embarassed)

Maggie Rascal
easy_rider75
Posted: Sunday, August 21, 2011 10:59:30 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 1/29/2011
Posts: 437
Location: Playing with knives , United States
Laughs

“I'm not one of those complicated, mixed-up cats. I'm not looking for the secret to life.... I just go on from day to day, taking what comes.”~Frank Sinatra~
Jaymal
Posted: Monday, August 22, 2011 4:42:46 AM

Rank: Active Ink Slinger

Joined: 2/2/2010
Posts: 30
Location: UK
Good work, Alan. Always healthy to laugh at our own pain...



SweetPenny
Posted: Tuesday, August 23, 2011 7:36:04 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 6/15/2010
Posts: 1,274
Location: State of Confusion
I love it!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, August 24, 2011 9:29:40 AM

Rank: The Right Rev of Lush

Joined: 7/3/2009
Posts: 2,945
Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
DM, youse is one funny guy. Read this over on s/s but I'm still and unregistered alien there so you were spared my brain farts--until now. :)

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Jillicious
Posted: Wednesday, August 24, 2011 11:09:31 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 10/28/2009
Posts: 1,293
Fantastic writing Alan! I think I might need a badge whore badge as well.

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adele
Posted: Wednesday, July 11, 2012 1:47:16 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 21,402
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
Milik_Redman
Posted: Sunday, July 15, 2012 5:06:35 PM

Rank: Internet Philosopher
Moderator

Joined: 8/14/2009
Posts: 4,762
Location: somewhere deep under the Earth, United States
This could have been written about me because...

I need more stinking badges!
nicola
Posted: Sunday, July 15, 2012 11:29:13 PM

Rank: Matriarch
Moderator

Joined: 12/6/2006
Posts: 26,358
Location: United Kingdom
Milik_The_Red wrote:
This could have been written about me because...

I need more stinking badges!


You asked for it!

Milik_Redman
Posted: Wednesday, July 18, 2012 8:11:53 PM

Rank: Internet Philosopher
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Joined: 8/14/2009
Posts: 4,762
Location: somewhere deep under the Earth, United States
Muahaha. I love that movie!
Milik_Redman
Posted: Wednesday, July 18, 2012 8:11:54 PM

Rank: Internet Philosopher
Moderator

Joined: 8/14/2009
Posts: 4,762
Location: somewhere deep under the Earth, United States
Muahaha. I love that movie!
LauraLee_sugah
Posted: Wednesday, July 18, 2012 9:46:48 PM

Rank: Purveyor of Sweetness

Joined: 9/10/2011
Posts: 2,347
Location: the sweet, sunny south, United States
i like badges... but i DON'T want a socialite badge... i would accept more friends if i would not have to have that badge.... it is so junior high to me...

(sorry to all of you who love being a socialite) Fugly

Piquet
Posted: Wednesday, July 18, 2012 10:55:00 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 11/12/2009
Posts: 339
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Can someone provide a list of all the badges so that those of us with the collector's instinct can make a checklist.

...Oh and Mr Jankowski, I award you the poet laureate badge - great poem.



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LauraLee_sugah
Posted: Thursday, July 19, 2012 3:15:08 PM

Rank: Purveyor of Sweetness

Joined: 9/10/2011
Posts: 2,347
Location: the sweet, sunny south, United States
Piquet wrote:
Can someone provide a list of all the badges so that those of us with the collector's instinct can make a checklist.

...Oh and Mr Jankowski, I award you the poet laureate badge - great poem.



dear one... here is the link to the Badges Page.....

and i agree about dirtymartini...

DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, July 19, 2012 7:58:06 PM

Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn

Joined: 10/19/2009
Posts: 5,847
Location: Right here on Lush Stories..., United States
LauraLee_sugah wrote:
i like badges... but i DON'T want a socialite badge... i would accept more friends if i would not have to have that badge.... it is so junior high to me...


Remind me not to send you a friend request...

I'll take that Poet Laureate badge if you have it though Pete...I think that would be pretty cool...happy8


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LauraLee_sugah
Posted: Thursday, July 19, 2012 8:08:54 PM

Rank: Purveyor of Sweetness

Joined: 9/10/2011
Posts: 2,347
Location: the sweet, sunny south, United States
DirtyMartini wrote:


Remind me not to send you a friend request...

I'll take that Poet Laureate badge if you have it though Pete...I think that would be pretty cool...happy8


DirtyMartini, i would be your friend... i just don't want a badge... although gav told me i could have a socially awkward penguin badge... that might be more accurate for me...

Shylass
Posted: Friday, July 20, 2012 10:10:06 AM

Rank: Gingerbread Lover

Joined: 1/6/2012
Posts: 3,663
Location: Trumpton, United Kingdom
I'd really like to have a "Shiny Happy Person Wannabe" and a "Bleurgh" badge, please. If I write a poem about them, will I get them? flower

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DirtyMartini
Posted: Friday, July 20, 2012 12:37:37 PM

Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn

Joined: 10/19/2009
Posts: 5,847
Location: Right here on Lush Stories..., United States
Hmmm...we have some interesting new badge suggestions me thinks...

How about just combining them all into one "Shiny Happy Socially Awkward but Bleurgh Wannabe Poet Laureate Penguin" badge? No?


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Shylass
Posted: Friday, July 20, 2012 1:00:36 PM

Rank: Gingerbread Lover

Joined: 1/6/2012
Posts: 3,663
Location: Trumpton, United Kingdom
DirtyMartini wrote:
Hmmm...we have some interesting new badge suggestions me thinks...

How about just combining them all into one "Shiny Happy Socially Awkward but Bleurgh Wannabe Poet Laureate Penguin" badge? No?


No. Because I'm not all of those things, I'm only the first half. crybaby

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MoonlightSerenity
Posted: Friday, July 20, 2012 5:46:04 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 1/7/2012
Posts: 854
Location: United Kingdom
Funny poem.... I'm not that obsessed.... It can be interesting seeing badges, but not worth it that much.

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