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nicola
Posted: Tuesday, July 05, 2011 3:48:31 PM

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As opposed to pick up lines, have you ever said something really cheesy after being approached?

"You had me at hello."

"I thought you'd never ask."

"What took you so long."

That kind of thing.

Spill your most grimace worthy laughing6
Southern_Sass
Posted: Tuesday, July 05, 2011 11:00:50 PM

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Posts: 6,522
Location: Ridin the Waves of Lush, United States
"Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?" Some jerk, who would not look me in the eyes, only my chest... asked me if he could put his dick between my breasts

scooter
Posted: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 11:55:00 AM

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Location: Ohio
Does a snake have knees?
Does a bear sh_t in the woods?
If a frog had wings, his ass wouldn't hit the ground every time he hops.
Thats my name, don't wear it out.
With a friend like you, who needs enemies.
The pleasure is all mine.
You don't look a day over 25.
My, what a strong grip you have there. (during a hand shake)
No matter how big I get, I'll always look up to you.
It's not you, it's me.
fish1212
Posted: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 12:25:42 PM

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Posts: 231
Location: at sea
Hollywood3 wrote:
Some jerk, who would not look me in the eyes, only my chest... asked me if he could put his dick between my breasts


Does that mean if I look you in the eyes I can......Oh no no.....

"Thats my bad'
WellMadeMale
Posted: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 1:40:11 PM

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Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 10,532
Location: Cakeland, United States
"Sure we could dance, except you'll have to do something with that wheelbarrow you're pushing...incidentally, is that to cart me away with or to carry your balls around in?"

Most intelligent people are introspective and doubt themselves while many fucktards are proudly over-confident. - a tip of the hat to Charles Bukowski
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 2:35:28 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 700,441
scooter wrote:
Does a snake have knees?
Does a bear sh_t in the woods?
If a frog had wings, his ass wouldn't hit the ground every time he hops.
Thats my name, don't wear it out.
With a friend like you, who needs enemies.
The pleasure is all mine.
You don't look a day over 25.
My, what a strong grip you have there. (during a hand shake)
No matter how big I get, I'll always look up to you.
It's not you, it's me.


heheee...i love the things you say scoot. i wanna be a Scooter Groupie :)
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 4:52:09 PM

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I'd love to taste you.

Ahh, Miami, what a weird little fish bowl.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 4:59:36 PM

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I know it's not exactly what you were after, but one of my favourites is

"does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Just makes me laugh!!
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 6:53:10 PM

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mazza wrote:
I know it's not exactly what you were after, but one of my favourites is

"does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Just makes me laugh!!


Still laughing at that one!! I swear I'm going to use it. Mazz, you are one damn funny MILF!! laughing3
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 7:04:48 PM

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Male: I would die for you...
Female: Prove it

Male: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Female: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

scooter
Posted: Friday, July 08, 2011 9:19:44 AM

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Location: Ohio
LittleMissBitch wrote:
[heheee...i love the things you say scoot. i wanna be a Scooter Groupie :)


I already am a LittleMissBitch groupie Pint Drunk
fish1212
Posted: Friday, July 15, 2011 10:06:07 PM

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Joined: 8/7/2009
Posts: 231
Location: at sea
When asked to dance or sing


"It's against my religion"

"I don't perform anymore" (not to be said when someone asks if you want to fuck)

WellMadeMale
Posted: Wednesday, August 31, 2011 4:29:47 PM

Rank: Constant Gardener

Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 10,532
Location: Cakeland, United States


Most intelligent people are introspective and doubt themselves while many fucktards are proudly over-confident. - a tip of the hat to Charles Bukowski
ToXiCFuN84
Posted: Wednesday, August 31, 2011 7:42:23 PM

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Posts: 542
Location: Augusta , United States
You know what would look good on you? Me! Said to me by a 60 year old dude when I used to wait tables!


There is a thin line between bravery & stupidity.......Don't cross it!
Take time to live, love and dream!!
You have been a naughty boy.........Now go to my room!!!

Volition
Posted: Wednesday, August 31, 2011 8:08:31 PM

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Joined: 8/18/2011
Posts: 39
Location: Philly, United States
Excuse me Miss, but I couldn't help noticing how attractive you think I am.
Is this love at first sight, or do I need to walk by again?
Jingle
Posted: Wednesday, August 31, 2011 9:36:20 PM

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Location: In my favourite blankey.
mazza wrote:


Male: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Female: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"



LOL!

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