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WellMadeMale
Posted: Thursday, August 04, 2011 12:03:00 PM

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drafting college seniors to fill out your roster is a crap shoot, for the most part. To build a winning team and organization, organisms are required and...

Most intelligent people are introspective and doubt themselves while many fucktards are proudly over-confident. - a tip of the hat to Charles Bukowski
DirtyMartini
Posted: Friday, August 05, 2011 8:13:41 AM

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...years of training, threats, and blackmail are considered the norm these days as well as the importance of knowing who to bribe. You certainly don't want a repeat of the incident that happened last year where...


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scooter
Posted: Friday, August 05, 2011 8:32:56 AM

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troopers stormed in out of the blue. Wearing their designer pink and khaki combat shorts with plenty of pockets.
Thank god they forgot their parachutes, because...
WellMadeMale
Posted: Tuesday, September 13, 2011 8:55:06 AM

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everyone knows that khaki on top of khaki is a little boring. What we really need is more pink...

Most intelligent people are introspective and doubt themselves while many fucktards are proudly over-confident. - a tip of the hat to Charles Bukowski
adele
Posted: Tuesday, September 13, 2011 11:08:13 AM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
What we really need is more pink cotton candy, because the blue stuff really sucks.

One day, on the way to the store for milk.....


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Jingle
Posted: Tuesday, September 13, 2011 1:21:23 PM

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Location: In my favourite blankey.
One day, on the way to the store for milk.....

... I fell unsuspectingly into the arms of someone I hadn't expected to ever see again - my proctologist.

Understanding the ways and wanderings of house cats can be...




WellMadeMale
Posted: Tuesday, September 13, 2011 1:27:34 PM

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quite the figurative and sometimes literal pain in the ass. I was fortunate that he could provide me with a spur of the moment diagnosis, although...

Most intelligent people are introspective and doubt themselves while many fucktards are proudly over-confident. - a tip of the hat to Charles Bukowski
fish1212
Posted: Tuesday, September 13, 2011 2:15:37 PM

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while, what he told me was lower than gut retching, I was able to extract a golden...
DirtyMartini
Posted: Tuesday, September 13, 2011 9:16:18 PM

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I was able to extract a golden...

...shower head for my master bathroom from my boss. I was surprised he actually remembered that he owed me one since the Nixon administration, but had to wonder what his motivation might be considering...


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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, September 14, 2011 8:23:08 AM

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I was surprised he actually remembered that he owed me one since the Nixon administration, but had to wonder what his motivation might be considering...

...considering the fact that he's a total tight ass and never gives even the slightest...
WellMadeMale
Posted: Wednesday, September 14, 2011 7:31:05 PM

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indication that he has more than two nickles to rub together. Melanie often walked her housebroken 160 pound mountain lion, in The Everglades while...

Most intelligent people are introspective and doubt themselves while many fucktards are proudly over-confident. - a tip of the hat to Charles Bukowski
1curiouscat
Posted: Wednesday, September 14, 2011 7:39:56 PM

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smoking a fat blunt and thinking how great her lion who she named "Apu" looked. At that moment she felt a mosquito gently land on her left forearm...



Overwhelming Reality

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Jingle
Posted: Wednesday, September 14, 2011 8:14:42 PM

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Location: In my favourite blankey.
... on her left forearm, and some sense of self preservation caused her to listen to it's tiny shriek of warning. Unfortunately, in her tuck and roll to avoid the incoming...

snowytammy
Posted: Thursday, September 15, 2011 7:14:32 AM

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avoid the incoming... cum shower, she kicked the nightstand and got a blister in her toenail.

As she opened and looked inside, the contents of the.....
WellMadeMale
Posted: Monday, October 03, 2011 4:23:54 AM

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crystalline cube cured her cuticle; cleansing with chelated chlorophyllic compounds, carbonaceous chondrites and...

Most intelligent people are introspective and doubt themselves while many fucktards are proudly over-confident. - a tip of the hat to Charles Bukowski
Michael
Posted: Sunday, October 23, 2011 8:45:08 PM

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carbonaceous chondrites and...cocaine.

But the ingredients were not to be ingested, as the television producer had predicted the digestive track...

Buz
Posted: Tuesday, October 25, 2011 7:46:14 AM

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...would contract and go into intestinal and colon spasms, the eventual results being a sphincter muscle that would never again retain its contents...

WellMadeMale
Posted: Tuesday, October 25, 2011 10:18:22 AM

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and somewhere a kitten meowed, thunder rumbled, a drummer drummed and the server was migrated to

Most intelligent people are introspective and doubt themselves while many fucktards are proudly over-confident. - a tip of the hat to Charles Bukowski
nicola
Posted: Thursday, October 27, 2011 2:24:47 PM

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Mongo land, where Mary and Midge had been waiting patiently. Nightmares about children's TV shows haunted Catherine, particularly the show...
magnificent1rascal
Posted: Thursday, October 27, 2011 2:49:16 PM

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Location: On the ragged edge of disaster
...Teletubbies! They were just so very, very weird. In a concerted effort to cleanse her mind, she lay back and...

Maggie Rascal
nicola
Posted: Thursday, October 27, 2011 3:10:33 PM

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...thought of England. Oh how she remembered the beautiful countryside, the culture, architectural splendour in her motherland, it almost made her want to...
Guest
Posted: Thursday, October 27, 2011 4:52:51 PM

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...Find an old fashioned red telephone booth and just sit it in it for hours thinking of...
nicola
Posted: Thursday, October 27, 2011 4:58:29 PM

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...calling the fire brigade, pretending she was stuck, and in need of a helping strong hand or two. Holding that thought, she picked up her phone and...
Michael
Posted: Thursday, October 27, 2011 8:33:36 PM

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she picked up her phone and...
dropped it into the garbage disposal, flipping the switch. Hearing the metal and plastic disintegrate, she found the overwhelming desire to finally...

magnificent1rascal
Posted: Thursday, November 03, 2011 2:46:13 PM

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...rid herself of material things. One by one she sent her goods through the garbage disposal, stopping only when the disposal itself finally stopped working. She felt rejuvenated, pure, minimalistic — until she noticed that...

Maggie Rascal
nicola
Posted: Thursday, November 03, 2011 3:14:01 PM

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...she'd shredded all her clothes too, and was standing there in the nip. Not having a phone anymore to call for help, she decided the best course of action would be to...
adele
Posted: Sunday, November 06, 2011 4:04:59 PM

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join a nudist colony. One day, henry was walking across a bridge and.....

Be sure to read my new series - Angela
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https://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/angela-gets-a-master-part-2-of-the.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/angela-gets-her-first-butt-plug-part.aspx My 1st Famous Story
and the latest part...https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fetish/angela-gets-gangbanged-part-18-of-the.aspx

and view some of my other recent offerings... https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/the-cheater.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/milf/a-new-life-for-rose.aspx
Michael
Posted: Friday, November 18, 2011 8:55:03 PM

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One day, Henry was walking across a bridge and.....

he felt a sudden nudge on his back. Turning he found the dancing hippopotamus was ready to....

Guest
Posted: Wednesday, December 14, 2011 10:41:41 AM

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...échappé. Henry jumped out of the way and fell off the bridge, landing on top of Catherine who was seeking comfort and company in a colony. Henry's hand felt warm and moist as it slid between...
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, December 14, 2011 4:59:24 PM

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a mushroom. He wondered how the hell a mushroom had sprouted all the way down there? He stood transfixed as he recalled an incident with magic mushrooms, a bouncy castle, a vicar and two strategically placed blobs of shaving foam. Ah if only...
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